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River Grove, Illinois, 6:45 A.M.
Aeres would've slapped the shit out of someone if they told that God Himself and three members of the Troopers would've spent a night at her house for her husband to come home. Turns out, it was all true as when she woke up and walked to the kitchen. Lo and behold, Arthur, Vanessa, and Alucard are playing poker while Jay-Jay is cooking breakfast. She thought it was all a dream at first. I mean could you blame her? She has her favorite hero in the house with the three members of the most infamous team on Earth probably the whole Omega Omnisphere given how she heard people from all kinds of different places talk about them.
"Morning, Aeres," Jay-Jay said as He kept His eyes on the food He cooking, "I making us some breakfast. I buy you more groceries when I am done with this."
"Oh, you don't need to do that," Aeres said, "What is ours is Yours too."
"Nonsense. Plus, I always found it weird when people said to Me. I could understand where they are coming from since I am the Creator of everything but to Me, I ain't that different from everyone," Jay-Jay said which surprised Aeres. She heard people say how laid-back and chilled Jay-Jay is, but she didn't expect Him to be this laid-back. She always thought that God would be more serious and stoic. Turns out, she is wrong as Jay-Jay is more mellow and cheerful. She can see why people loved Him.
"Well, I'm not gonna stop You," Aeres glances at the three members of the Troopers, "And why you three are here?"
"We wanted to see Him in action," Vanessa answered while taking a sip of her liquor causing Alucard to give her a look.
"At this time of the morning?" Alucard asked
Vanessa shrugs, "Well, living with the team puts a lot of stress on me,"
"She does have a point there," Arthur said as he takes a drag of his cigarette
"If you say so," Alucard said with a shrug
"Well, I can't blame y'all for wanting to see Him in action," Aeres said, "Now, I'm curious. Would you mind telling me what He is like on the battlefield?"
"Oh, let me tell you all about it," Before Vanessa could tell her story, the door opens.
"Honey! I'm home!" Aeres' husband said as he was coming through the door. He puts his kids on the table and turns to his wife. He stopped in his tracks once he see his favorite hero on the stove.
"You're home earlier than I thought. How was the trip?" Aeres asked in a sweet tone. She didn't get a response as her husband is frozen in place and just stares until he passed out, "Darn. I didn't think that was gonna happen." Aeres turns towards Jay-Jay, "He gonna be out for a while."
The Troopers mansion, 8:20 A.M.
The Troopers are in the dining room eating breakfast. Well, not really as they were tired and couldn't get any sleep last night. I mean, how could they? They found out they are $3,750,000,000 in debt and they have to find out a way to pay it or else, they are getting evicted. Not to mention the fact that Race has 61 baby mamas now and they are in charge of taking care of the kids because they all know Race isn't going to do it as he would be busy getting drunk or gambling.
Things just have gotten more complicated for them.
They wished all their leaders were here. Sazuku is technically here, but he is busy cleaning the mansion. He does this every time he gets nervous and they know Sazuku loves babies and kids and wants to have a clean and safe for them. Race is off somewhere doing God knows what. They should keep a closer eye on Race which is probably they are in this situation in the first place. Derek is off getting some money for them or finding some for them. Wedall is here with them as he is the one that cooks breakfast this morning and is here with them to figure out the situation. Ryoji is technically here also, but he is also busy as he looks through the mansion to find any kind of money he could find.
"Alright, I know this is a crazy situation and that we all still processing it, but we need to find a way to make money and fast. Any suggestions?" Wedall asked. The Troopers look at each other and thought about it. What could they do that will get them $3,750,000,000 on the spot? They thought about it some more and couldn't come up with any. Well, good ones as the ones that could up with are bad ideas or could end horribly for them.
"Well, robbing Genesis Bancorp is still on the table," Micah said as everyone turned to look at him. Before Wedall could scold him, Big Smoke cut in.
"You know, it could work," Big Smoke said causing everyone to look at him now, "Look, we didn't have many options here. So we either do it big or stay home. We just need a plan."
"Well, we could get started on this plan now," Alejandro said
"Hold up. You are not thinking about going through with this plan, are y'all?" Claire asked bewildered at this
"What other choice do we have? I mean, at least we die trying," Big Smoke said with a shrug.
"I don't think that is the best idea, guys," Lincoln said, "I mean Ryoji did get us into the drug business, and look how that turn out for us."
"Exactly. This is why this is not the best idea to do this. We already have high bounties and I'm not trying to add on to mines," Daffy said.
"He is right," Meliodas said.
Before anyone could say anything else, the door opens and everybody gets ready for a fight. Turns out, it was just Derek who had Race.
Race is trying to get out of Derek's hold, but it was no use, "Hey! I was in the middle of a high-stakes poker game! What gives?!"
Derek sighs, "What gives is that you gambling our money away and we need as much money we can get. Plus, you are gonna be a father soon. It is time for you to be more responsible and set an example for your future kids,"
Race rolled his eyes, "Fuck them, kids,"
"With that attitude, your kids are gonna put you in a nursery home," Aisha said
"I don't think he cares about that," Sazuku said as he walks into the room and he looks at Derek, "Find anyone money for us?"
"No, I've got something better," This intrigued them as they begin to think about what Derek has that would be better, "All of you are getting jobs or going back to school." The Troopers are dumbfounded at what they hear. They are getting jobs and going back to school?! Don't get them wrong, they would love to get out of the mansion and make money, but how are they gonna get jobs or go to school? As soon people see who they are and who they are affiliated with, they will quickly be escorted out of their sight and have a restraining order against them.
"That's great and all, but how are we gonna get jobs?" Phil asked
Derek had a slight smirk, "Oh, I managed to talk to the president and I convinced him to let y'all work and go to school. Under one condition, he wants me to set up a meeting with Jay-Jay," The Troopers all looked at each other for a moment before most of them jumped up and pulled Derek into a group hug.
"I have to say impressed," Sazuku said with a light smile.
"Yeah. I know almost everyone has been waiting to get out of the mansion for a while," Wedall said as he crosses his arms
"Thank you, Derek," Frankie said.
"You're the man!" Laveinio aid in a happy tone.
While almost everyone was hugging Derek, Race gets off his grip and sneaks away. He begins to reflect on what he has been doing for the last 10 months. He always wanted to be a hero ever since he was little and once he saw how ugly people can be. He assembles the Troopers to put a stop to evil once and for all. Yet, the public and the media treat them like villains instead of the heroes they tried to be. Yeah, he knows collateral damage sucks and is a pain in the ass to deal with and lots of innocent lives have been lost. But sometimes, you can't avoid collateral damage and they can afford to lose a few lives in the process, right? Because the needs of many outweigh the needs of the few. However, it seems like the philosophy is not helping him one bit as it leads him into more trouble. He never imagined it all would lead to this. Not to mention, he is gonna be a father in the next couple of months. Race is so confused about what to do and the Troopers are not helping him as they continue to put him down and it beginning to affect his self-esteem. He should've thought this through.
"Shit..." That is all Race can say about his situation.
Ryoji's room, 10:34 A.M.
Ryoji is sitting by the window and is waiting for someone to show up.
He couldn't find any money laying in the mansion. This is a surprise to him as he is usually able to find money laying around. So he went to the next best option is to call his best friend as he knows that his best friend knows how to make quick and easy money. Ryoji is grateful to have his own room as he can conduct secret schemes here. His big one that is still in the works is to overthrow Race. He like Race, but he and everyone else knows that Race has been a pretty lackluster leader and it doesn't still to be changing any time soon. Ryoji sees all the potential those people have yet Race is wasting it and the Troopers don't realize it. Soon, Ryoji will bring out their potential and convince them to be his bodyguards as he begins his reign.
You see, about 300 and something years ago, Ryoji had a wife and an unborn child who he had loved dearly. He had one big job left to do and settled down with his wife and child in a beautiful city. However, the Ruler of Hell decided otherwise. He went to Ryoji's place and killed Ryoji's wife and unborn child in cold blood. When Ryoji got home and saw his wife's body on the ground and covered in her pool of blood, his heart dropped and he begins to feel useless as he wasn't there to save them.
The pain he felt was excruciating and more than he can bear. He was depressed for days and dark thoughts begin to form in his head.
Ryoji was snapped out of his thoughts when he hears his window open.
"Goddamn, it hard to sneak around this place," A man said as he crawled through the window and fell onto the floor. He quickly gets up and dusts himself off.
Ryoji smiles, "It's good to see you again, Methman," Ryoji gets up from his chair and daped Methman up, "Thanks for coming on such short notice."
"Anything for my best friend," Methman said with a smile, "So what you need? Meth, weed, LSD, heroin, morphine? I got it all. Just tell me the word and I give it to you at a fair price."
"I didn't call you for drugs," Methman's eyes widen in shock. Ryoji always called him for drugs...and to gossip about his teammates and check up on him, "Wait, I did call you for drugs, but there more to it because Race has got us into some deep shit."
"Oh? What did he do this time?" Methman is curious about this as he wondered what kind of mess that the leader of the Troopers has got them into now.
"Turns out, he didn't buy the house. Instead, he rented it but he didn't know between buying and renting. So now, we are $3,750,000,000 behind on rent. Not only that turns the nigga has gotten 61 women pregnant, and now we are expected to take care of them,"
Methman is speechless at this. He may not have lived with the team or know them that well as Ryoji does, but Ryoji did tell him about the leader of this team and Methmans was astonished to hear how much of an asshole and dumbass Race is. To hear how Race got 61 women pregnant is a surprise of the century. The thing with the house didn't surprise the drug dealer in the slightest as it sounds like that would happen with Race. Damn, he needs to take lessons on Race on how to get women...
Breaking out of his stupor, Methman looked at Ryoji, "Color me shock. I don't see how this deals with me,"
"Well, I want you to live with us," Ryoji said in a serious tone.
Silence.
That was what Ryoji met with.
Methman is caught off guard by his request. He loved his best friend don't get him wrong, however, this is too big of favor for him to do. Move-in with him and the Troopers?! He didn't know how many people lived here, but he knows damn well it was in the hundreds. He also knows about how dysfunctional the Troopers and he knows he can't with constant fighting all the time. Not only that, but Race has 61 baby mamas now and at least one of them is gonna be crazy and ignorant. So yeah, Methman is not finding pros here, only cons.
"I don't know, man," Methman said in an unsure tone, "I know I owe you and all that, but I don't think it's a good deal and it not gonna be for mental health. Plus, don't your team still feel bitter about you getting into the drug business?"
Ryoji sighs, "They do, but this time it only gonna be me and you conducting these deals. My room is the perfect spot to do it since I have no roommates and nobody comes in here. It could work, we just have to be quiet about it,"
Before Methman, the two hear a commotion downstairs. Curious, the two quickly run out of the room and head downstairs. Once they made it, the two sees 61 pregnant women with bags and luggage.
"RACE!" One of the women called out at the top of her lungs, "Are you here?! We need to talk!"
"What is going on now?" Jess asked as she and the rest of the Troopers walked into the room and saw the women, "Oh..."
"It's nice to see y'all," Another one of the women said with a polite smile, "Did any of y'all where Race is?"
"Yeah, he in the kitchen-" Bloo was about to point to the kitchen, but they heard the door slammed shut and saw Race is no longer there, "And he is no longer here."
"Of course," Wedall grumbled as he looked at the women, "Anyway, what with the luggage?"
"Isn't that obvious? We moving in dummy," Another of the women said.
The Troopers' eyes widen and their hearts begin to skip a beat. Fuck, they know will agree that they will take care of the babies, but they didn't think the mothers will move with them. Shit, this gonna be a shitshow.
"Why are you moving in with us?" Subaru asked, trying not to freak the fuck out.
"My ex-husband kicked me out and I have nowhere else to go and I know Race will take me in," One of the women said.
"And I thought it will be better for us to be with the father of our children," The grandma said as she rub her bully with the other nodding in agreement.
Oh crap. What they fear has come true. They have enough people already, they don't need any more people moving in and it is chaotic enough as is. But how are they gonna tell the women 'no'? They are pregnant and their hormones is probably all over the place. Not to mention the fact that these are powerful goddesses and titans. They are damned if they let them stay with them, damned if they don't.
"I'm sorry, but no. We don't need any more people living with us," Ryoji said causing all heads to turn to him.
"Well, just sign our death certificates then," Kazuma said in a deadpan tone.
Ryoji shrugs, "It's true,"
The answer displeases the goddesses and titans as fury begins to appear in their eyes.
"Why not?" The great grandmother asked with venom in her voice.
"It should be obvious, but we have enough people and we don't need any more people. So beat it," Ryoji answered as he glared at them.
Well, things have taken for the worse as the women let out powerful auras that can be felt throughout the dakaverse.
"Well, that's too bad because we are not leaving until you let us move in," One of the sisters said
"Nice going man, you anger them," Ban said as he look at Ryoji with a displeased look.
Ryoji ignored him and get into his fighting stance, "You fucking with the wrong one cause I have no qualms about fighting pregnant women,"
Seeing no way that this can resolve peaceful, Sazuku sighs and summoned his Draco, "I'm gonna regret this later, but I deal with the consequences later,"
Wedall takes out his katana and point at the women, "I'm not proud of myself for doing this, but I can't let y'all hurt my teammates. Everyone get behind me,"
Derek just had to leave as things were about to get heated. If he was here, he will know how to resolve peacefully.
"Are all of you are really about to fight pregnant women?!" Mitchell asked, Sazuku sadly nods and kept his focus on the women.
"Shouldn't we be doing something about this?" Liu Kang asked.
Audrey snorts, "And do what? Politely ask them to stop? Like that gonna fucking work! Those monsters are about to duke it out and there is nothing we can do to stop it!" They hated to admit it, but she was right. Sure, they can ask the teleporters to take them out, but that not gonna work as all of them know they are gonna be far enough once things start going down.
In other words, they are fucked...
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