The Nerd and Lad were driving through the Fucksville Outskirts in their military jeep, with the Lad driving and the Nerd sitting in the back. "Let's show those demon cocksuckers what we're made of, Lad." The Nerd told the Lad.
"Indeed, Nerd. Let's show those fuckers what us Doomslayers can do." The Lad replied before noticing a bunch of demons showing up to try and stop them. "Well, looks like there's a demon parade today." The Lad remarked.
"Keep driving, Lad. I'll take care of this." The Nerd replied as he began firing his Super Scope at the incoming demons, shooting them to bloody pieces.
"Say hello to my little friend!" The Nerd shouted as he fired his Super Scope at the demons.
"You guys make the Flying Fuckernauts and Astro Bastards look badass!" The Lad shouted at the demons as he kept driving.
"Even the Assholians from the planet Ass are more exciting than this shit!" The Nerd added as he kept firing away at the demons, trying to keep the demons from destroying the jeep.
"We can do this, Nerd! Just keep firing away, and I'll make sure not to stop for anything!" The Lad told the Nerd as he kept driving down the roads of the Fucksville Outskirts, with the Nerd taking out any demon who dared to get in their way.
Eventually, the two were ambushed by a large flying demon with horns and wings. "What...the...FUCK IS THAT THING?!" The Nerd asked in disbelief.
The demon laughed a demonic laugh. "Puny humans, you'll never defeat us mighty demons! If you wanna make it further than this, you'll have to get through me!" The demon told the Nerd and Lad.
"Looks like we'll have to beat this motherfucker to get by, Nerd." The Lad told the Nerd.
"You fucking think?" The Nerd replied as he began firing his Super Scope at the demon, pumping any lead he's got into it before eventually sending it to its doom with a shot to the head. "Welcome to die, motherfucker!" The Nerd told the demon after killing it.
"Fuck yeah! We got that assface!" The Lad exclaimed as he pumped his fist in excitement. He then drove into the next area, where he crashed the jeep into a roadblock, forcing the Nerd and Lad to jump out of the vehicle and continue on foot.
"Shit, Nerd! I'm sorry!" The Lad told the Nerd.
"It's fine, Lad. Shit happens." The Nerd replied as him and the Lad went through Fucksville Meadows, continuing to kill demons along the way with their weapons. They soon found a secret area where two of the Nerd and Lad's items were stashed: The Nerd's Glove of Power and the Lad's Magnet Gloves. The Nerd's Glove of Power allowed the Nerd to break blocks and deal great damage to enemies.
The Lad's Magnet Gloves, on the other hand allowed the Lad to scale certain walls to reach certain items and deal great damage to enemies. "Fuck yeah! We got some of our stuff back!" The Lad exclaimed in satisfaction.
"That is fucking awesome!" The Nerd exclaimed in satisfaction as well. The Nerd and Lad continued making their way through Fucksville Meadows, slaying any demons they saw along the way before eventually making it to a lake in the middle of Fucksfield Meadows.
"NEEEEEERD! LAAAAAAD!" A familiar voice exclaimed as the Nostalgia Critic dropped out of the sky and onto the ground in front of the Nerd and the Lad.
"Critic! Where the fuck is your nephew?" The Nerd asked.
"He's currently out slaying demons by himself to prove that he's better than the Lad will ever be! Glory will be his! And mine as well!" The Nostalgia Critic replied.
"Motherfucker, I will make you regret saying that!" The Lad shouted, offended by the Nostalgia Critic's words as him and the Nerd began pumping NES Zapper lead and Wii Shotgun lead into the Nostalgia Critic, killing him. "You think that's the last we'll see of him?" The Lad asked the Nerd.
"Knowing him and the infinite amount of lives he has, he'll come back sooner or later. Same goes for his punk ass nephew." The Nerd replied.
"Yeah, that makes a lot of fucking sense. Let's get the fuck out of here." The Lad replied as him and the Nerd moved on to the next area.
