The Nerd and Lad soon arrived in Fucksville Forest, where they continued slaying demons. "Where the fuck do these assholes come from?" The Lad questioned as he continued pumping Wii Shotgun lead into the demons.
"I don't know, Lad. All I know is we gotta clear out every single one of these demon scum and get our shit back." The Nerd replied to the Lad as he continued pumping NES Zapper lead into the demons. The Nerd then proceeded to pick up a Super Scope. "I'm the Lord of the Harvest! Bring it down! Bring it down!" The Nerd exclaimed as he began obliterating demons with the Super Scope.
The Lad then proceeded to pick up a Wii Minigun. "Say hello to my little friend!" The Lad exclaimed as tore the demons to shreds with the Wii Minigun. The Nerd and Lad soon arrived at an abandoned manor that was standing in the middle of Fucksville Forest.
"An abandoned manor, huh? I got a pretty fucking bad feeling about this..." The Nerd said in an uneasy tone.
"For all we know, it could be similar to that abandoned Jedi Temple on Kessel in that Famicom Star Wars game we played back in 2011." The Lad replied to him.
"Oh, that building was an abandoned Jedi Temple?" The Nerd asked the Lad.
"Yeah. And at the top of the building, there's another Darth Vader waiting, and once you damage that Vader enough, he'll turn into a pterosaur." The Lad told the Nerd.
"Oh, so there's more Darth Vaders that turn into strange creatures in that shitty fucking game?" The Nerd asked again.
"Yep. That's what the fans have been telling us, at least. But I can't be bothered to play that shitty fucking game again to find out what other fake Vaders there are in the game. Anyway, let's enter this fucking manor and find out what awaits us in here." The Lad said as him and the Nerd entered the abandoned manor.
Inside, the Nerd and Lad began combating more demons, including demonic birds and hounds. "They got demonic birds and hounds too?" The Nerd asked.
"Apparently so." The Lad replied as him and the Nerd continued combating the demons and made their way up to the top of the mansion. Once they got to the top of the mansion, they found the astro-demonoid Dill Clyntin, which was the floating disembodied head of former US president Bill Clinton.
"What...the...FUCK IS THAT THING?!" The Lad asked in shock as he pointed at Dill Clyntin.
"I am the astro-demonoid Dill Clyntin. I have been ordered by the demons of Hell to kill you two, so this is where your journey ends." Dill Clyntin told the Nerd and Lad.
"To Hell with that! We're gonna fuck you up!" The Nerd told him as he drew his NES Zapper and the Lad drew his Wii Shotgun. They then began combating Dill Clyntin, who flew around the room shooting fireballs at the Nerd and Lad and swooped down to attack them. Eventually, though, the Nerd and Lad managed to finish off Dill Clyntin as he exploded and sank through the ground like the bosses in AVGN Adventures and AVGN II: ASSimilation did.
The Nerd and Lad took a moment to catch their breath. "Man...At least that asshole won't be messing with us anymore..." The Lad remarked.
"Damn right. Now let's get the fuck out of here and move on to the next area." The Nerd replied. Just as him and the Lad were about to leave, they were awarded with new weapons.
"Oh, look at that! We got new weapons!" The Lad exclaimed with a grin.
The Nerd grinned at that as well. "Kick-fucking-ass! Life is kinda cool sometimes." He remarked as him and the Lad picked up their new weapons. The Nerd had received the Asssault Rifle from Halo while the Lad had received a pair of Dual Laser Machine Pistols. They then proceeded to leave the abandoned mansion as they went on to the next area: Sega Highway.
As the Nerd and Lad arrived at Sega Highway, they arrived at the first stage of Sega Highway: Truck Stop Trouble. The Nerd and Lad looked at all traffic that was speeding down Sega Highway. "Fuck...How are we gonna get across this highway?" The Nerd questioned.
"I don't know." The Lad replied. Suddenly, the tough looking trucker Nerd, Mr. Rigs and the tough looking trucker Lad, Rigs Jr. drove up to the Nerd and Lad in their Big Rig from Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
"Hey, Nerd! Hey, Lad! Do you need a ride across this highway?" Mr. Rigs asked the Nerd and Lad.
"As a matter of fact, we do." The Lad nodded.
"Well, strap yourself in for some action packed racing and get your fucking asses on the top of our fucking truck! We're gonna speed through traffic like it's 1998!" Rigs Jr. exclaimed.
"Yeah, and if that ain't action packed racing, my name ain't Rex Viper Rigs!" Mr. Rigs added.
"And my name ain't Max Adder Rigs either!" Rigs Jr. added.
"Well, what the fuck are we standing around here for? Let's get the fuck on that truck!" The Nerd exclaimed as him and the Lad jumped on top of the Big Rig and Mr. Rigs and Rigs Jr. drove off.
"You better watch out, Nerd and Lad! There's a bunch of fucking demons ready to swoop down and kill your asses within moments!" Mr. Rigs warned the Nerd and Lad.
"Yeah, so you better get ready to pump a shitload of lead into 'em!" Rigs Jr. added.
"Thanks for the warning, because we can already see a parade of demons coming for us, and they don't look happy to see us!" The Lad replied.
"Let's blast those fuckers to pieces then!" The Nerd replied as him and the Lad began pumping lead from their new weapons into the demons. Meanwhile, Mr. Rigs and Rigs Jr. drove their Big Rig through traffic, as it proceeded to pass through all of the other cars on the highway.
"Damn! Even in real life, those Big Rigs pass through everything!" The Nerd remarked.
"Damn fucking right! Our truck's engine's equipped with quantum phasing molecular mechanics so as to not interrupt our racing experience! Nothing stands in our way!" Rigs Jr. replied.
"That's nice." The Lad nodded as him and the Nerd continued pumping lead into the demons.
"By the way, thanks for filming that Life Of Black Tiger commercial with Fred Fucks for us! Business at Fucholand is booming thanks to the massive sales of Life Of Black Tiger!" Mr. Rigs told the Nerd and Lad.
"You're welcome, I guess." The Nerd replied as he continued blasting demons to bloody pieces alongside the Lad. Soon, all of the demons were dead.
"Alright, I think that was all of the demons they could throw at us!" The Lad remarked.
"Great job, guys! Now let's get the fuck out of here!" Rigs Jr. replied as him, Mr. Rigs, the Nerd and the Lad drove off into the night with their Big Rig.
