As the Nerd and Lad continued to stand on top of Mr. Rigs and Rigs Jr.'s Big Rig as it drove across the Sega Highway, the Big Rig made a pit stop at a gas station at the side of the highway. "Hey, why did we stop?" The Nerd asked.
"We gotta stop to refuel the fucking truck." Mr. Rigs replied.
"Well, we don't have time to wait. We need to find our stuff." The Lad then replied.
"Go on without us. Kick some demon ass for us." Rigs Jr. told the Nerd and Lad.
"We will. Thanks for the ride across the highway." The Nerd told Mr. Rigs and Rigs Jr..
"Anytime, Nerd and Lad. Now get out there and blast the everloving shit out of those demons!" Mr. Rigs replied before the Nerd and Lad continued on for the next stage of Sega Highway, Revving Engine Ruckus.
"Well, looks like the demons have taken over the traffic as well, because there's a bunch of demons in vehicles coming towards us at full speed!" The Lad remarked.
"Let's blast those vehicles to pieces then as well!" The Nerd replied as him and the Lad began running across the highway while blasting the everloving shit out of the demons that came at them at full speed in their hijacked vehicles.
"Do you fuckers think you're stronger than the Lad?!" The Lad asked the demons as he kept blowing them up.
"Whoever released these demons is an asshole!" The Nerd remarked as he kept blowing them up as well. Eventually, the Nerd and Lad came across an abandoned Batmobile. "Hey, isn't that the Batmobile?" The Nerd asked in surprise.
"Sure looks like it." The Lad replied as he found the Batmobile to be unlocked. "Hey, it's unlocked! And Batman left the keys in it! Let's take this thing and go for a ride!" The Lad said with a grin before him and the Nerd got into the Batmobile and drove off in it, with the Lad once again behind the wheel.
"Holy batshit, this is fucking awesome!" The Nerd grinned as him and the Lad began blasting demons to pieces with the Batmobile's weapons. Eventually, the Nerd and Lad came across another area where two of their items were stashed: The Nerd's Fukonami Swear N Scout 9001 and the Lad's Lens Helmet.
The Swear N Scout 9001 allowed the Nerd's vision to be enhanced and see secret platforms, while the Lad's Lens Helmet allowed the Lad to see and kill invisible demons. "Fuck yeah! We got more of our shit back!" The Lad exclaimed happily.
"This day might not be such a shitload of fuck after all!" The Nerd chimed in before the two of them continued driving across the highway in the Batmobile before they eventually heard another engine revving behind them and a familiar voice shouting at them.
"NEEEEEERD! LAAAAAD!" The Modern Critic exclaimed as he appeared driving a BMW Z8 as seen in the James Bond film The World Is Not Enough.
"Modern Critic! Where the fuck is your uncle?!" The Lad asked the Modern Critic.
"Out slaying demons by himself to prove he's better than the Nerd will ever be! And now I'm gonna prove I'm better than both of you by beating you in a race!" The Modern Critic laughed before taking off in his BMW.
"Ignore the speed limit, Lad! We're gonna chase that little bastard!" The Nerd told the Lad as the Lad kicked the gas pedal and took off after the Modern Critic, firing the Batmobile's weapons at the Modern Critic's BMW, who retaliated with weapons of his own. Eventually though, the Nerd and Lad managed to bring down the Modern Critic's BMW, destroying it and killing the Modern Critic.
"He's dead...for now." The Nerd remarked.
"Yep. He'll be back, many times. Just like Jason Voorhees. Even though they called the fourth movie "The Final Chapter", and then they went all the way up to Jason 10, also known as Jason X, where he's in outer space." The Lad remarked.
"Man, now I'm having déja vu from our Friday the 13th episode." The Nerd replied.
"Me too." The Lad replied back as they drove off to the next stage of the Sega Highway.
