(Not a fetish chapter. This is a COMEDY chapter. Farts are funny. Not sexy you furry degenerates)
with bluey and her family*
Bluey,Jean and hunter were sleeping.
Bluey woke up to a putrid smell.
Bluey: ugh! Jean!
Jean barley woke up
Jean: wha?...
Bluey: are you farting?!
Jean: what n..noooo
fart*
Bluey: it is you! Oh god it smells!
Hunter then woke up
Hunter: oh Jeebus what is that horrid smell?!
Jean: your mom. She is farting
Bluey: what?!
Hunter: ewww mum!
Bluey: it's your dad!
fart*
Jean: THAT ONE HURT!!!
Bluey: that's what you get for blaming me!
Bluey then heard a fart from hunter's bed.
Hunter: sowwy.
Bluey began to gag and ran out of the room.
Bluey ran to the Kitchen.
Bluey: I'm safe in here!
But then the smell began to attack the kitchen
Bluey: are. you. freaking. KIDDIN ME-
at bandit and chili's house*
Bandit sat on the couch watching tv
Chili walked in and the smell hit her immediately
Chili: bandit! Are you farting?!
Bandit: nooooo...
faaaarrrtt*
Chili: ewwww
Bandit: oh calm down! We all fart!
Chili: well yeah! But not this bad!
The phone began to ring
Chili picked it up
Bluey: oh my god mum hunter and Jean are chasing me around farting. It smells! You gotta help me!
Chili: I can't your dad is also farting super bad!!!
Bluey: crap! Literally.
at rusty's house*
Rusty and his family sat at the table eating.
Until...
BIG EAR BLASTING FART*
Indy: oh. My. God. What. The. Frick. Was. That.
Rusty: uhhh nothing. I didn't hear anything
The smell hit them all
Little jack: CHRIST!
rusty: don't speak of the good lord in vain bo-
HUGE RIPPING FART THAT MEASURES ON THR RICTER SCALE*
Indy and the kid's slowly turned their heads slowly to rusty.
Rusty's eyes widened.
He slowly got up and walked to the restroom.
Cupcake: did he just?
Indy: your dad is worse than a baby sometimes. I'm gonna go check on him.
Indy walked up to the restroom door to hear massive farts and rusty yelling.
Indy: my god! What is going on in there?
Rusty: I POOPED MY PANTS AND IM HAVING EXPLOSIVE CRAP
Indy: are you ok?
Rusty: I think so-
BOOM!*
Rusty: get me some pepto bismol please...
Little jack and cupcake were sitting on the couch waiting for rusty to get out of the restroom.
Cupcake: wonder what's wrong with dad. Those farts were something else.
Jack: yeah I know. I have a feel-
fart*
Cupcake: jack! What the heck?!
Jack: what?!
Cupcake: you frikin farted!!
Jack: no i didn't!
fart*
Cupcake: there you go again! That is so gross! OH GOD IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGES!
Jack: I'm not farting!
fart*
Cupcake ran away gagging
Jack: whatever
fart*
at Chloe's house*
Chloe and max sat down talking. Then Mackenzie walked in
Mackenzie: morning guys!
fart*
Chloe: Mackenzie!
Max: ew dad!
Mackenzie: what?
bigger fart*
Chloe gave the "you know what I'm talking about look"
Mackenzie: uh.
fart*
Max: your farting!
Mackenzie: wha? No I'm not!
Chloe: my goodness Mackenzie!! Your farts smell worse than a charred body on a fire call...
Mackenzie: what ever!!
fart*
Max: ok dad are your sure that's normal to legit fart after every sentence
fart*
Max: DAT WAS A SHARP FART NEEDLE AGH!
Chloe: oh my god max!
Max: I'm sorry mum I couldn't help I-
fart*
Max: OW!
fart*
Mackenzie: AH!
violent fart*
Max: AGH THAT ONE CAME OUT OF MY P*NIS
Chloe: I'm done...
Chloe just got up and walked away as Mackenzie and max farted and yelled in pain.
She grabbed her phone and called bluey
Bluey: hello? *gag*
Chloe: what's wrong with you?
Bluey: my husband and hunter keep farting! *gag*
Chloe: same problem here!
Bluey looked out of the window to see trixie,muffin and socks running out of their house next door gaging.
And all the other women to like Mia,frisky,coco and more!
Bluey: what on earth is going on?!
Bluey ran out of the house and met with the others
Mia: are your husbands and sons farting to?!
Coco: yes! Both snickers and Daniel are!
(Daniel is snickers and coco's son he and a few others will show up more in future stories)
Mia: it smells! Captain and the boy won't stop farting!
Indy: I have an idea! I saw on the news that this a fartnomenon! It can be treated with gas medicine! But they smell to bad and will probably use their fart powers to resist us! But I heard Mackenzie,rusty,captain and jack have a stash of gas masks and riot control paintball guns they got from the army and marines! They for some reason made bismol balls! If we shoot them all with them they will stop farting!
Bluey and the other women have confused expressions.
Muffin: and where is this cache?
Socks: wait what about bingo and Loki? Are they even being affected?
down the street*
Bingo and Loki were both sleeping on their bed
The second bingo opened her eyes she smelled it...
She turned her head to face the sleeping pup beside her.
Bingo: pit bull fart!
Bingo covered her nose
Loki woke up
Loki: huh?
Bingo: are you farting boy?
Loki: uhh no
huge fart*
Bingo: oh god!
Loki: sorry mama...
Bingo: what did I feed you kid?! *gag*
Loki: smells like heaven!
Bingo: what the heck?!
Loki: us pit bulls are known for our farts.
Bingo: I can tell...
Then Loki released the biggest fart a puppy could create.
Bingo: I. I. Uh. OH GOD!
Bingo ran to the restroom and began to gag about to throw up
Loki: I CAN'T STOP FARTIN!
Bingo: try to stop!
Loki: I caaannntt
massive fart*
Bingo ran into the living room
But the smell followed her!!
Bingo: what the heck did that kid eat?!
She looked out the window and saw the other women with gas masks and paintball guns
Bingo ran out to investigate
Bingo: what are you doing?!
Indy: putting an end to the fartdemic!
Bingo: f..fartdemic?! What in the Sam Hills are you talking about?
Bluey: so for some reason all of the guys in our family are farting like crazy!!
Bingo: why?!
Indy: not sure! But they created some pepto bismol balls to shoot them. with that will stop their farts!!
Bingo: um... how will this work exactly?
Coco: science :)
Bingo: oh ok...
Then they began to look for the guys. But they were all gone! Until they heard farting and Manley cheering coming from bluey's backyard
Winnie: oh god...
Destiny: their rallying...
Bluey: and farting up my yard!!!
Bingo: let's move!
Due to bingo's police training she took primary and led the girls to the house where they took positions and prepared to breach!!
in the backyard*
Lucky: LOOK AT THIS ONE
massive earth shaking fart*
Pat: THATS NOTHIN SON!
earth shattering fart*
Mackenzie: YEEEEAAAAAAA
fart*
Max: bring it on old man!
huge fart*
Jean: AC130 FART COMIN!!
fart that's sounds like machine gun*
Loki and hunter farted at the same time causing a chain reaction of every guy farting at once. The sound actually cracked the glass on every window in a mile radius!
Bingo: GOOD GOD!
Indy: ATTACK!
The women came out of the door and opened fire on the guys stopping their farting
The guys: NOOOOOOOO
The men then lined up next to each other their backs facing bingo and the girls
Jean: FIRE!!
FAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTSSSS*
Bingo: FALL BACK!!!
The girls ran away in disgust the farts piercing their gas masks!
Stripe: OK MEN CREATE THE FARTNADO!!!!
Snickers: CHARGING FAAAARRTTTSSS!!
Every man in the yard began to spin in a massive circle! Farting and farting! Creating a fart Nado!
Bluey: oh. My. God...
Bingo: WE GOTTA CONTACT THE PD
Indy: HOW?
Bingo: let's get to my house!
They all ran to bingo's house. The men chasing after them at this point becoming fart Tesla coils!
They slammed the door behind them and got to bingo's radio!
Bingo: This is captain bingo of the Los Angeles county sheriff's department! We are completely overwhelmed by a fart outbreak!
Police: 10-4 captain. WE ARE ON THE WAY!
The men stopped when a helicopter began to fly over with a huge bucket attached to it!
But before they can make a fart wave a ton of water infused with anti fart serum was dropped on them. Returning them to normal!
Jean: oh god.
Lucky: what happened AH MY BUTTOCKS ARE SORE!
Hunter: mine to!
Loki: it feels like I got stabbed in the butt!
Bingo: oh thank god you guys are back to normal!
Soon ambulances came to check them out.
It turned out the neighborhoods water supply had been infested with a fart Laxative that had medication that made them crazy! But it would wear off eventually. And the water plant was cleaned and those who tainted it were arrested!
It was a very strange day...
The end
