Skunky and Fifi have returned to Fifi Cadillac home after their big breakfast buffet of Crunch 'Em Munch 'Ems.

"I'm so glad we got to enjoy a big breakfast with everyone." Slunky beamed.

"So am I, mon amour." Fifi replied. "I still cannot believe zhat Montana Max tried to take every box."

"At least he got his comeuppance." Skunk reassured. "Say, did I ever tell you that skunks can hold their breath for at least five minutes?"

"Non, vou did not." Fifi replied. "Let us do eet togezher, amour."

"Of course." Skunky replied. "I'll let you go first."

Fifi took a deep breath, and began to hold her breath as Skunky pulled out a timer and timed it. Two minutes later, Fifi's face began to turn red.

"Keep holding it, Fifi." Skunky informed. "It's been two minutes."

After five minutes have finally passed, Fifi let out her breath with enough force to send her across her Cadillac, and bump into one of the walls, knocking over a Champaign glass without it breaking due to the soft carpet.

"Sacre bleu!" She exclaimed in between breaths.

"You did it, Fifi!" Skunky informed. "That was five minutes!"

"Zhat ees amazing!" Fifi happily exclaimed. "Perhaps vou can try eet."

"But, what if I pass out?" Skunky asked, sounding nervous.

"Vous may be small, but vou can do big zhings." Fifi replied, with a beaming smile on her face.

"Yeah, you're right!" Skunky proudly replied. "Okay, I'll do it!"

Skunky, like what Fifi did before him, took in a deep breath, and held his breath. After two minutes, his cheeks became red, like Fifi's were two minutes into holding her breath. After the full five minutes, Skunky released his breath, and like what he was worried about, he passed out.

"Mon amour!" Fifi exclaimed, rushing to him. "Are vou alright?"

Skunky slowly came to.

"I'll be fine." He panted. "I just need some water."

Fifi took out a glass of water.

"How about I give eet to vous in a, how you say, romantic way?" She lovingly offered.

Fifi poured the entire glass of water into her mouth, filling her cheeks, then she held both sides of Skunky's face, and moved her's closer to his.


I'm just gonna end it here because you all know how it ends. Anyways, I think the next chapter I do is the next chapter of the Tiny Toons Space Jam story. I've neglected it enough and I have ideas for it to make it more different from the original film. It started off as a copy-paste of the original, but now I want to try to make it more unique. See you there.