2: The cult


"So what is the cult called?" Bushface asked.

"I can't tell you. It's a secret." Said Firestar.

"Why? I joined!" Bushface protested.

"You have to join first."

"How do I do that?"

"Say 'i join cult.'"

"I join cult."

"Yay! You're in!" Firestar exclaimed. "I'm so glad you did. I don't have any friends. I usually just sit in my treehouse and think about stuff. The spiderwebs are extra thick up there."

"Uh... What do you mean by that?"

"You've never eaten spiderwebs before? They're really yummy. Especially when you get a bite with the spiderweb on it. Them spiders be bussin."

"Okay, I'm getting more and more confused by the second here my man."

"Bussin means that something is really goo-"

"That's not what I'm talking about, NIMROD! Why the heck are you eating spiders?"

Firestar's eyes started watering, and he started crying. "You're mean. I don't want to be your friend anymore. Waaaah!" He started walking away miserably.

"Oh no! I've upset the great leader Firestar!" Bushface said. He started crying too.

"The c-cult was c-called Amazing Awesome Super Duper Cult..." Firestar said in between sobs. Then he totally lost it and ran back to ThunderClan territory, crying.

"Oh no! I've upset the great leader Firestar who had a cult named Amazing Awesome Super Duper Cult!" Bushface said. He continued crying.

But then he remembered that he had a huge mansion. "Yay I'm happy again!" He screamed. A StarClan warrior came down and gave him 2000000 lives. he was extra happy now.