7: First Customer


Bushface now owned his own business called Bushface's Awesome Firestar conversation place. His customers would come and get to talk to Firestar for five minutes, and experience his great wisdom.

He hadn't gotten any customers yet, but he knew business would be booming before he knew it.

And Bushface was really making money. He had about 30 trillion dollars (30,000,000,000,000) and now he could buy everything he ever wanted! The money was made of paper, but it was definitely real money.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was Bushface's first customer! Bushface happily ran to the door, swinging it open."Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Come on in to Bushface's Awesome Firestar conversation place!" He exclaimed, and let the cat in.

"Umm, hi. My name is Joe. You said I can talk to Firestar?" He said.

Joe? That's a weird name for a warrior cat. But whatever. ITS TIME TO DO BUSINESS BABY!

"Yes of course! He's right behind that desk over there!" Bushface pointed to the cardboard box that he'd wrote "The Great Firestar" on. Firestar was sitting behind it and looking bored. "Don't be bored, Firestar!"

Joe walked over to the desk, noticing that it had a crystal ball on it, like one that a fortune teller would use. "So... Are you going to predict my future or something?"

Firestar shook his head no. "It's just for decoration. We're supposed to talk, so I can share my great wisdom."

"Okay. Well, I think I just need to talk to you about something that happened, really. I think I might have... You know, said some things... That upset someone I know, and I'm just feeling really bad ab-"

Firestar cut him off. "Dude! I'm not a counselor! If you want to talk to a counselor, then go find one! You're supposed to ask me questions!"

"Okay, okay. Sorry. Firestar, what should I do if someone hates my guts and never wants to talk to me again but I want to say sorry?"

"Just go do it. That's not my problem."

Joe's eyes widened in surprise. "Wow... So wise!" He whispered, astonished. Bushface couldn't help but marvel at Firestar's great wisdom too.

Joe dropped 500 dollars on the table and left. These were real dollars, although it wasn't much.

But still, Bushface was proud of his business. He high-pawed Firestar and they split the money.