9: Firestar has to drive a Tesla
"Wow! I can't believe we actually own a Tesla now!" Firestar exclaimed.
"I know, right! Let's drive it back to the mansion and park it in our shop! And let's make sure people can see it in the window, too, because everybody wants to go to a store owned by cats who have a Tesla!" Bushface said.
"Yeah. We'll be earning at least ten times as much money!"
When they got home (by teleportation, of course) Bushface flipped the "closed" sign on the door around to the open side, and then walked in. He teleported the Tesla to a perfect spot right by the window so that it was fully visible.
"Alright! Now that we've got the Tesla, we won't have to wait long for another customer. Firestar, go behind the desk," Bushface said. Firestar went back there and put on his best "legendary leader" act. (I mean this cat obviously isn't Firestar. Lol)
It only took about three minutes for someone to come through the door. This cat was very small, clearly just an apprentice. "Hi! Can I talk to Firestar?" He asked.
"Yes, you can! Come right up to this de-" Bushface started, but was cut off.
"Oh my StarClan! You have a TESLA?! That's super cool! Firestar, I wanna see you drive it! That would be so awesome! Please please please!"
Uh oh. Neither Bushface nor Firestar knew how to drive. They'd gotten the Tesla because it was cool, not because they wanted to drive it.
Bushface said what had to be said. "Sorry, kid, but I can't just get in and start driving. This place is for talking to Firestar. If you want to do that, then go do it. But I'm not about to make exceptions here."
The kid's eyes got really big and he started to sob. "But it would be my dream... The doctor said that my dad has brain cancer and that... He... *Sob* won't survive for much longer... Waaaah!"
Well, that was actually really sad. (It wasn't just a joke people. I'd never do something like that.)
Firestar got in the car.
