If you're wondering why Firestar doesn't use self driving thing on the Tesla, that's because this Tesla doesn't actually have that. Also it's for plot purposes.


10: Firestar at the wheel


"Wow! I never though I'd get to see the real Firestar driving a Tesla!" The apprentice said as Firestar struggled to start the car.

It took him about five minutes to figure that out, and then, he was ready to start driving. "Alright everyone. Climb aboard! I definitely know how to drive a car, so let's go!" He slammed on the gas pedal like a boss, but wasn't exactly quick enough to realize what would happen if he drove at a speed of 160 MPH inside a mansion.

Immediately the entire living room wall was obliterated, bits of wood and glass flying everywhere. It happened so fast, but it did look kind of epic. One moment the wall is there, and the next it's completely destroyed. The glass on the window broke into pieces so small that they were almost invisible.

"THAT WAS EPIC!" The apprentice screamed over the horribly loud noise of the car. It had left Bushface's property and was now racing through the forest toward the city!

"HOW THE HECK DO I CONTROL THIS THING?!" Firestar screamed. His foot was still on the gas pedal and the car was now going at it's top speed, 240 MPH. (Are Tesla sports cars? Too lazy to look it up. :P)

Then Firestar took his foot off the gas pedal and the car slowly slowed down. He tried twisting the steering wheel one way, and suddenly everyone was jerked sideways. Bushface crashed into the wall of the car.

Now they were almost at the main road of the city. Cars were zooming up and down there, and it looked like traffic was quite bad at this hour.

"WOOHOO! INTO THE CITY WE GOOOO!" The apprentice screamed.

"HOLD ON TIGHT EVERYBODY!" Firestar slammed on the gas pedal again and jerked the steering wheel one way to face the direction that the road was going. He nearly crashed into someone doing this.

Now they were going over 200 MpH on a busy main street, and Firestar couldn't manage to keep the wheels turned the right direction so the car was violently jerking left and right. He crashed into someone every five seconds, leaving tens of broken cars laying on the ground. How the Tesla survived, they didn't know. But it was smoking from the front, so clearly they'd broken something.

The next few miles were an absolute blast. Everyone was now getting off the road as fast as possible to avoid Firestar's crazy driving, so they had the road to themselves. It was like the fastest roller coaster ride ever.

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE!" The apprentice cat screamed.

Just then, the Tesla crashed into a massive glass building. It was totally unexpected, but they were going so fast that Firestar couldn't even see the road clearly. It was just a blur.

But now, glass shards EVERYWHERE.

Every single window on the building was obliterated as Firestar drove straight through it, and it was so broken that eventually the building looked like a pile of salt. Thirty-seven people were buried underneath.

Although this was the most fun thing Bushface, Firestar, and the apprentice had ever done, they could hear police sirens in the distance. It was time to head back, and cover this all up. Firestar slowed down a little bit so he could see, and then the car was streaking off toward Bushface's mansion.

"Well," Bushface said on the way home. "You want to work at our place, apprentice?"

"Oh, yeah." He responded.