12: I can't stop doing backflips


"So, Gravitypaw, while we wait for our next customer, why don't you show us what you can do?" Bushface said.

Gravitypaw nodded and started floating up to the ceiling. "I don't really practice often, so I might not be good at this," he said.

"Well, try your best!" Said Firestar.

Gravitypaw floated through the air, turning around a few times to test how quickly he could turn. It was pretty fast, even up there.

He did a somersault, some figure 8s, perfectly flew through flaming hoops, and by now Bushface and Firestar we're impressed.

"Wow! You were great up there man!" Bushface said.

Gravitypaw nodded his thanks. Suddenly, Firestar's gaze lit up with an idea.

"Hey! Gravitypaw, why don't you do a backflip! Our earnings will certainly triple if you can do that!" He exclaimed.

"Okay!" Gravitypaw did a backflip, and another one. A double backflip! Wait- a triple backflip! "Wow! You're a pro at this!" Firestar said.

Gravitypaw did two more backflips. "Uhhh... I'm actually not controlling this. It's like I'm doing backflips automatically! What's going on?!" He frantically asked, doing three more backflips in the process.

"I don't know. Are you sure you're really being controlled? Cause we need to find out who did this!" Bushface declared.

"I don't think it's a cat doing this. I... I just... I can't stop doing backflips!"

Firestar was becoming panicked. "Okay, I'm gonna try and fix this. Is there some kind of off switch?" He asked.

Both Bushface and Gravitypaw shook their heads. Firestar became even more panicked.

Gravity had now done twenty-three backflips. Firestar was rushing around and trying to find the nearest light switch. He found one and flicked it off.

Unfortunately this was the room light switch, so now everything was dark and they couldn't see. All three of them screamed.

"Okay, I'm really scared now! I can't stop doing backflips! Aaah! Somebody help me!"

"Ooh! I've got an idea!" Bushface raced toward Gravitypaw, grabbed him, and tried to pull him down to the ground. But it didn't work and he continued doing backflips.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! SOMEBODY CALL 911!" Firestar screamed. He and Bushface were now running around in circles, in ultra panic mode. Gravitypaw was screaming, flailing his arms and legs as he did backflip after backflip, unable to stop.

Bushface got his phone out and dialed 911. The cat on the other end asked "hello, what is your emergency?"

"You have to help us! My friend Gravitypaw was doing tricks with his floaty powers, but now he's stuck in an infinite backflip! He can't stop doing backflips! You have to come and help!" Bushface said frantically.

Gravitypaw's backflips were becoming faster and bigger. He was screaming at the top of his lungs as Firestar turned off every light in the house, desperately trying to turn Gravitypaw's moon gravity off.

Back to the 911 call. "so wait..." The cat said. "Let me get this straight. Your friend was doing tricks with his... "Floaty powers"? And he got stuck doing backflips? is this some kind of prank call?"

"No! Don't you hear him screaming?!"

"Yeah, nice try man. Any newborn kit with at least half a brain knows that cats can't fly. Go prank call someone else." The cat hung up.

"NO! NOW I'M STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVERRR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Gravitypaw screamed.

DUN DUN DUN!