23: Things return to normal
Trapped in a dark closet.
"I can SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT" yells Bushface.
"What the blueberry are you doing"
"No"
"OK"
Gravitypaw starts placing TNT blocks everywhere
"Now we can see BOZOS"
"Cheesus, how much TNT are you gonna place?!"
"Yes"
the closet explodes, everyone blows up, and comes back to life halfway across the world.
"Hello! My name is ▓▒▒░▓░▓▒▒▒!" Levinpaw says.
"Levinpaw's back!"
"Cool."
The world turns upside down, and the ground falls on top of everybody. They evacuate the earth and go to Mars.
,,¡¿uo ƃuᴉoƃ sᴉ ʞɔǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥM,,
"?"
,,¡¿uo ƃuᴉoƃ sᴉ ʞɔǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ 'pᴉɐs I,,
"No understand"
They make friends with a martian and eat cookies make of red sand.
,,¿ǝɯ puɐʇsɹǝpun sʎnƃ noʎ uɐƆ,,
"What is he saying?" Gravitypaw asks.
shrug
everything returns to normal
"Where are Bushface and Gravitypaw and Levinpaw and Clownstar and Blackstar and ShadowClan and the mansion and the city and the Villin and the Tesla and the 50+ accounts of vehicular manslaughter and the other broken laws and Bushface's Pikachu and the McDonald's and the totally real money and the actually toally real money and the two ThunderClan warriors and Joe and the shop and my wisdom desk and the other customers and the Gravitypaw thing and the cash register and the other cars and the business tactics and the car salesman and Gravitypaw's dad (WHO SURVIVED!) and the flaming hoops and the guy who found our shop while Gravitypaw was stuck in an infinite backflip and the Among Us game and the vent and the SUS and the emergency meeting and the movie and the popcorn and the disco music and the BB gun and the target and the three warriors and the apprentice and the half-dead mouse and the moss ball and the pile of sticks and the nether portals and the nether tunnels and the magical patch of ground and the lightning teleporter and the New Year's Eve celebration and the customer that went deaf and the chocolate-covered marshmallows and the ice cream and the new year resolutions and the pool of money and Levinpaw's clown costume and the circus and my Levinpaw-tracking machine and Redstripe's sob story and the lollipop and the giant fish and the UFO and Mars and the TNT and everything else I forgot to say?" Firestar asked.
He started crying.
"I don't like this new story format... it makes me sad."
He cried himself to sleep that night, hating the fact that now he was back in the normal ThunderClan camp from the books.
"I'm going to fix this mess in chapter 24!" he vowed. He still cried though.
