I'm finally done! Thanks heavens. This took be so long to write. I've had writers block after writers block for weeks but now it's finally done. I hope you people enjoy the freaking story more than I did writing it. Also, like and comment if you enjoyed the story. Also, you can thank ScytheMasterX for this whole fan fanfiction idea in the first place. And if any of tou like this fan fiction then you should go and read the other fanfiction that I am doing right now.

In a medium sized room within the insides of a mansion, where the walls were colored with a slight bluish tint with a large king sized bed placed in the middle of said room, laid Ban and his tall size. He was so tall that his legs slightly dangled off the end of the bed. He was sleeping with his left arm dangling off the left end of said bed and right arm holding onto the bed sheet. He was making a laid snoring sounds in his sleep.

It has been around ten hours since Ban had went to the land of dreams, which he was enjoying greatly. The feeling of the sold embrace of slumber was one of the only feelings Ban was able to feel unaccustomed to in this strange new world.

However, the goodness of the sleep had to end as Ban's brain awoke. Ban stretched his arms out as he let out a yawn. "Damn, that was one hell of a good sleep." When he reopened his eyes, he then saw a young, sky blue haired girl who had her right eye covered with said hair...and she was wearing a maid outfit.

Ban was kind of confused when he saw the young lady. He asked as he got up from the bed. Ban asked the girl as he looked down at her. "And you are."

"...I am Rem."

"I'm Ban?"

"That name is quite strange."

"Mine isn't that weird, yours is though. I mean, what parent would name their child Rem. Only a wired person would come up with a name like that...but anyway, where's my shirt," Ban asked as he found his shirt was gone.

"It is gone right now, and will be brought back to you when it is fixed."

"Really now. Then how long is it going to take?"

"Not too long since Nee-sama is doing it."

"Nee-sama? So you have a sister. Let me guess, her name's something weird like yours."

"Nothing about my sister's name is wired," Rem told Ban with a passive aggressive tone.

"Whatever you say, kiddo," Ban told Rem as he opened the door to enter the hallway.

"And where would you be going," Rem asked.

"None of your business and don't follow me," Ban told Rem as he walked into the hallway.

As Ban walked through the long hallway, he could hear the footsteps and when he stopped, the steps stopped. Damn it.That girl's following me, Ban thought to himself as he was walking. Ban, not really feeling like being followed, quickly turned around to see Rem was hiding behind a wooden cabinet, not very well, but hiding nonetheless. "Kid, can you stop following me? I know you're there so come on out."

Rem sighed before walking in the open. "I am sorry, but I can not allow you to rome the estate without someone accumpaning you."

"Do I look that threatening to you," Ban asked with a hint of jokingness.

"Yes, you do," Rem told Ban.

"Well I'm not. So you can fucking stop following me, or you might get hurt, little girl."

"Your threat does not scare me. I would freely give my life away if that meant that Nee-sama, Lady Emilia and Master Roswaal would be safe."

Ban than relinted and backed down from his claim. "Fine, there's no point in arguing since you're just going to keep stalking me." Rem nodded her head.

The two were walking down the hallways of the mansion when Ban said to Rem; "You know, you reminded me of the cap'n when you said that."

"And how so," Rem asked plainly.

"He would give his life to protect his comrades."

"He is not afraid to die then."

"That's cap'n for ya."

Rem was about to ask another question to Ban but was unable when the two was turning a corner that would enter into the stairway that lead down to see Subaru being caught by Emilia from tripping over the stairs. "Gezz, I told you to watch your step, Subaru," Emilia told Subaru is a somewhat mix of a disappointed voice.

"Ya, sorry about that," Subaru replied to Emilia.

When Subaru regained his balance, and got to the first level of the mansion, he turn around to see Ban and Rem going down the stairs.

"I feel like if no one was here to protect you Natsuki, then you would been dead by now," Ban told Subaru.

"Well, if it wasn't for you being immortal, then you would of been dead by now too," Subaru bits back at Ban. "Also...why don't you have a shirt on?'

"That would be because the piece of clothing is being repaired by Nee-sama," Rem answered.

"Oh, you must be that other maid's sister, right," Subaru asked Rem.

"Yes," Rem said as she nodded yes.

"So you've met the other sister," Ban asked Subaru.

"Oh ya, I met her when I woke up."

"Same. That's how I met this kid," Ban said as he pointed his thumb at Rem.

"This 'kid' has a name," Rem told Ban.

"Ya,ya,ya. Whatever."

"Anyway," Emilia said, " how did you sleep, Ban?"

"I guess fine, but the bed was small."

"Oh, I'm sorry about that," Emilia told Ban.

"There's no need to apologize, you know," Ban told Emilia.

"O-okay."

"Hey Ban, you want to come and walked with us some," Subaru asked.

"Ya sure. I've nothing better to do except having this girl constantly follow me."

"Okay, so lets be going," Emilia said.

As the four walked around the premise of the mansion, Subaru acted amazed at how beautiful and large the building was. Ban, on the other hand, was not that impressed with the building since he has seem larger as well as more decorated building before. Rem did not look like she was enjoying herself whatsoever since she was just watching as Subaru gasped at the beauty of the building and seen Ban's not impressed face.

After a while, Ban told the two that he'll be going to do his own thing and he split from the others. "So, what are you planning on doing," Rem asked Ban.

"Does it really even matter. I'm really just bored out of my fucking mind," Ban answered, "There's nothing to do here. It's making me want to hit something just from how damn boring it is."

"I would refrain from doing so if you would want to die."

"Ya sure. Whatever. How the hell do you not get bored in a place like this?"

"Nee-sama keeps me company."

"Of course she does."

"Is there a problem with that," Rem asked him.

Ban did not answer her but instead did not find the power to really care about answering her question.


Ban sat down in the grass outside of the mansion, bored out of his damn mind. The wind lightly blow against the grass and over his body. The feeling of the wind pushing against his shirtless chest gave him goosebumps. Ban hated the boredom he was feeling. There was nothing of much interest to him inside the mansion and he could barely care what Emilia and Subaru were doing. All he really cared about was why the hell he was there in the first place and where his other fellow sins were at at the moment. He know that it was boring to just look at the clouds and see if he could find any interesting shapes they would make it was better than doing nothing.

As he was looking in the sky, foot steps that were coming towards he were heard. He looked up to see Rem and he asked, "what do you want?"

"Nee-sama has finished repairing your shirt."

"Okay," Ban said as he got up, "so where's it?"


Ban was putting on his shirt back on as Rem and Ram were whispering back to each other about absurd subjects about Ban. Ban scoffed off the two talking about him and started walking off, not caring to say thanks to Ram for fixing up his shirt.

As he walked down the hallway, he bumped into someone. When he looked down, he saw what look like a 12 year old little kid who had cream colored hair that were in two long twin tails that had pink ribbons holding them in place; blur eye that had pink butterfly like shapes in the center of the eyes.

"Watch where you're going," the kid told him.

Ban passed the kid, replying as he walked away,"Whatever you say, kid."

The girl was going to reply back with a retorting statement but Ban was already passing the hall corner.

Ban started to go down the flight of stair as he could feel that he was gaining an amount of hunger from the lack of eating almost nothing, besides that apple he stole from that street binder he had met, ever since he had arrived into the world. Ban walked around the mansion for a small passage of time, opening doors to see if a kitchen lied behind it.


In the kitchen, over at the sink was a very skinny, weak looking man who was cleaning some dishes. He seemed to be in his early forties. He had short orange hair and a mustache. He was wearing clothes that were similar to the clothes that Rem and Ram had on. He was wearing golden ring, which had the face of a lion adorned on it, that was on his right indexes finger.

The man cleaned off another plate and placed it down on the other plates he had cleaned. He then starts to get another plate to clean. He did not hate this but he did not much like it neither, but at least it was better than fighting monsters. The man thought of his friends and subconsciously asked himself, I wonder how Ms. Merlin's doing. I hope she's alright. He sighs. What am I saying. She'll be alright. After all, she's probably the strongest wizard ever.


Ban opens another door and sees that he had finally found the kitchen. He than seen someone who he thought he would never see. He than had an idea and start to sneak slowly towards the skinny man. Ban than yelled, "BOO!"

"AAAAAAAHHH!"

The man dropped one of the plates onto the ground, shattering it, when he screamed like a banshee.

"Nice to see you here, Escanor," Ban told his friend.

Escanor turned around and said, "Sir Ban, wh-when did you get here."

"Haha, a better question is, why are you still as skinny as a bone."

"O-oh, will, you see," Escanor said as he showed Ban the golden ring. "Ms. Merlin made this ring for be so I can stay like this even when the sun comes out."

"Really, so how the hell have I've not seen you like this before?"

"Oh, that would be because she had made the ring just before we were transported here."

"So than is Merlin with ya?"

"Oh, no. Sorry but I'm the only one who's here."

As the two were kind of catching up on what happened the day they got transported into this new world, the door suddenly shot opened as Emilia and Subaru entered the room. Puck was there as will and seemed to be ready to kill something or someone. The twins came right behind them.

"What happened,"Emilia asked, "did someone get hurt."

Everyone looked at Ban as if he had done something. "Why the hell are y'all looking at me for? I didn't do anything except scare the hell out of this little weakling." When Ban pointed to where Escanor was, he saw Escanor was hiding behind him like a child would with their parent. Escanor was trembling with a small amount of fear when Rem looked at his direction. "What the hell's wrong with you," Ban asked as he picked up Escanor by the vest

"It's ju-just tha-that tho-those two scare me," Escanor consistently stuttered.

"Huh," Bn looked at the others then back at Escanor as he dropped him onto the ground, "You mean the twins."

"Ye-yes. The two have been mean to me all day yesterday and today."

Ban looked at the two sisters as the two were whispering to one and other.

"The weak man's trying to make us look bad, Rem."

"He's probably thinking of more lies to make us look bad, Nee-sama."

Ban looked at the two with complete confusion then showed a face that basically said, "really."

"Well, if that was all, then I'll take my leave then," Emilia told Ban and Escanor before leaving. Subaru followed after Emilia.

The twins were still whispering to each other. Rem told Ram, " I know we should not have allowed him to be on his own."

"Yes, yes, Rem. He seems to cause trouble when he's alone."

"If he's alone again, he might attack one of us, Nee-sama."

"You know I can hear you two," Ban told the two. The twins looked at him for a second and then started back at gossiping about him.

"Will, I guess I will start to clean this mess up," Escanor said before going to get a broom to sweep up the broken pieces of the plate.

"Sure, So your thing," Ban said as he walked to the pantry to find something to eat, or cook.

Ban walked out of the kitchen with another apple in hand. He walked up the stairs and back to where he woke up this morning.

When he opened the door to his room, he seen that a finer library was there instead. He wakes into the library as he ate the apple, not really questioning what happened to his room.

He looked at the books as he walked, thinking to himself that having a library this big was overcompensating a lot. However, He did think that Merlin would have a field day in here.

As he was wandering around in the library, he heard the voice of that kid he bumped into.

"Why are you here," she asked Ban. The fox sin turned around to see the little kid. He looked at her with a face that was asking if she meant him, even though he know who she was talking to.

"Yes you! Why are you here. You are here to read, I suppose. Though I highly thought someone like you can even read."

"Says the ten year old."

"I am not ten. I am older than you are."

"Sure...if you say so, brat," Ban mockingly told the girl as he patted her head.

"I will kill you if you do that again," the kid told Ban.

"Ahahahaha...now that was a funny joke," Ban told the child as he laughed his heart out.

"I am not jok…"

"Ya, ya ya, I know, bu its so funny hearing a little brat like you say it. You're trying so hard to be serious but that childish face is making it so damn hard not to laugh my ass off," Ban told the girl.

"I hate you already, I suppose."

"Don't worry about that," Ban told the child, "You're learn to bare with it sooner or later. But really, where's your parents at?"

"I do not have parents."

"Really," Ban asked the child with a tone showing that he did not believe her statement.

"You do not believe me, I suppose."

"You're damn right, brat."

"My name is Beatrice, not brat."

"And I don't really give a shit. I'm calling you brat cause I think it fits you better."

Before Beatrice replied to Ban's comment, the door to the library opened and Ram walked into the conversation. "Excuse me but the house guest must follow me to the dining room. The master of the mansion has returned and would like an audience with you."

"Ya, no. I don't really give a shit who the owner is or why he wants to meet me."

"You will not disrespect Roswell-sama by not showing up. You will go, willingly or no."

"I doubt you can force me to go, but since you're basically begging me to, how can I refuse?"


When Ban entered the room, Ram said, "Don't cause a compton this time," before she left to go somewhere else.

"Ya, sure do, kid," Ban told Ram.

He walked to the left side and sat down in the chair that was one the edge of the table and he waited for something to happen. He then heard the door open. He looks up and sees Escanor come in.

"Hey, Escanor," Ban called it Escanor.

The lion sin looked at Ban and said, " , I didn't expect you to be here."

"And why's that," Ban asked as he put his legs on the table as he laid back in his seat.

"It's just that...I wouldn't expect you to, care about things like this."

"Damn right I don't care."

"O-oh, I see," Escanor said as he sat down in the chair on Ban's left side, "So...why are you here then?"

"I don't fucking know. I guess it's just my damn curiosity getting the better of me. But," Ban said as he laid his feet down on the floor, "I'm more caring about the fact in how to find the others, cause I'm guessing if your here than that means the others are too."

"I agree, Mr. Ban."

"And that means that Merlin's here too, so we'll need to find her and the others so we can go home already. I'm already starting to get sick of this world."

"Really? I think it's very fascinating."

"Well, that makes since for you but I just care about the Cap'n and the others and not anoint the pretty new butterflies that you can catch."

"So, what are you two talking about," Subaru asked.

"When the hell did you get here," Ban asked.

"Just few seconds ago, and I heard you mention something about butterflies," Subaru asked as he sat down in the chair at the front.

"Ya, Escanor was just telling be how beautiful the butterflies are," Ban sarcastically lied. He turned to Escanor and asked, "Ain't that right, Escanor?"

"Yes, completely true. I am a butterfly enthusiasts."

"Ya, I can see that," Subaru said.

Beatrice entered into the room and seen Ban and Subaru and said, "So you two are here too," she said with a tone that was leaning on the side of some disappointment.

"And what's so damn wrong about that, brat ," Ban asked.

"You're rudeness makes me question how your parents raised you."

"My parents were scumbags. They didn't care about be. My dad would beat be senseless if I came home with no food, and my mom did ever do shit. So you want to blame the way my parents raised be the sure but they didn't do shit to actually raise be."

"Wait, you were abused as a kid," Subaru asked.

"Yep. A fuck ton. But I don't think I turned out too bad. At least I'm not going around and killing random strangers."

"...I guess. So is that how you got that scar on your neck," Subaru asked.

"No, I got it after I pissed the cap'n off once."

"Wait, were you immortal than oooor…"

"That's a dumb ass question. Of course I was when I got the scare."

"Immortal," Beatrice said with some question in her tone of voice. "So you call yourself immortal. You must be really full of yourself to believe you are immortal, I suppose. There is no kind of magic to make one immortal, and I doubt a human could be the one to pull it off."

"You sound full of yourself too. Shit, you're making it sould you're above everyone else, you little brat," Ban told Beatrice.

"And why would I not. You humans are like flies compared to a being such as myself. Your life spans are pitiful and your race are naturally the weakest of all the races."

"Really now? Why don't you come and say that to my face...oh wait, you can't," Ban mocked Beatrice.

"Mi-Mister Ban, we shouldn't be making enemies of them, if we do, they might kick us out, or even worst," Escanor told Ban.

"You know that if you wanted, you could just take that ring off and kill every single of these people, no sweat, right?"

"WE-well yes...but…"

Before Escanor finished off his sentence, the two maids opened the doors and entered with trays of food. When the food was unfailed, Escanor looked as excited as a new born child as he saw the delicacy of food. Rem and Ram were amazing within the cooking category, possibly as good as Ban.

"Damn this foods good, " Ban said as he had started to eat already.

"Does your rudeness have no bounds," Beatrice asked.

"You're quite energetic today," a bodiless voice said. Than the two double doors spring open to introduce...a man wearing clown makeup?

The man had skin the color of snow, a from of eye shadow, and his eyes her hetacromic, which means the eyes were different colors. It would take at least four paragraphs to describe what he was wearing for it was a lot of accessories he had on.

The clown man talked and said, " That is a very good thing, good indeed!"

Ban, and Subaru looked as confused as ever.

"I didn't expect them to hire a clown," Subaru whispered to Ban.

"Ya, Same here."

"It's real rare to see Beatrice here dining too. I'm verily happy you though to dine with me today," the clown to Beatrice.

"I am only waiting for Big Brother and if you are talking about happy-go-lucky idiots, you can find those two right there."

"Says the little brat."

Beatrice did not reply back when the doors to the room opened once again and Emilia walked in with Puck. "Big brother," Beatrice said with joy as Puck and Emilia walks in.

"Nice to see you again, Betty. It's been four days since I've seen you. How have you holding up?"

"I've been waiting for you to return, big brother. Can you stay with me today?"

"Hmm, I think I can," Puck told Beatrice as he jumped to her.

"Yay, that's great big brother," Beatrice said as she hugged Puck.

"Hmh, now she's acting her age," Ban said to himself.

"So…those two are friends," Subaru asked Emilia.

"Did that surprise you. Those two are very close, if you can't tell."

"...okay."

Suddenly, Emilia notest something about where Subaru was seated at. "Um, Subaru, that chair that you are in…"

Van watched as Subaru make up some short of ridiculous excuses about why he should staying in the chair and Emilia shutting him down. Subaru flopped down to the ground from Emilia's sentence. The clown then picked up Subaru, saying, "Emilia-sama may not be able to feel your warmth, but I will be able to."

"Why's this clown holding me," Subaru asked as he screamed.

"Ahahahahahaha," Ban laughed, "that's priceless. Just fucking priceless. A clown's holding a clown of a human being."

Emilia was going to say something to the two, but the clown interrupted her, saying, "No, no, it's okay, Emilia-sama." The clown sat down as he said, "They're just having their fill of fun."

"Hey, I know I'm not in a position to say this but the master of the house might get mad if you're sitting in his chair," Subaru told the clown.

Emilia then told Subaru, "You don't need to worry about that. Speaking of which, you should just introduced yourself already."

Subaru was confused at her statement but his confusion was over when the clown said, "As you wish, Emilia-sama. I am the master of this mansion. Rosewall L. Meses."

"...say what," Ban asked.

"He said that he's the…," Escanor was telling Ban.

"I know what he said," Ban interrupted Escanor.

"Oh."

"So...this clowns the master," Subaru asked.

"I would rather not be considered a clown but yes, I am the master of this mansion," Rosewall answered Subaru's question, "And, if you would take a seat so we all may have dinner."

See, good, ain't it? I hope it was because I had to enslave myself to my phone to write thing chapter. Also, if you liked the story, please comment to show your support or...you know...don't, but it would help motivate me more. Anyway, bye and see you next time.