Neptune opened her eyes. Immediately, she felt the cold ground under her as she looked up at the beautiful blue sky. Neptune sat up and examined her surroundings. She was in a forest, one she recognized as one from Planeptune. That...thing somehow teleported her here, but why? Just to kick her out? She did have that effect on people, after all.

It was then that she realized it was a bit cold, despite the fact that it was only fall, and that she could feel the grass on her ass. She slowly looked down, and her face turned red as she took in the sight of her own naked body. She immediately covered herself with her hands as she looked around again, making sure nobody was around. She stood. She needed to get back to the Basilicom. Thankfully, she was in her own nation, but she'd need to go through the city.

Neptune then mentally slapped herself. She could just go HDD. She'd be covered up, and she'd be able to fly there. Neptune smiled, closed her eyes, and activated it.

...or tried to.

When she opened her eyes again, she was still in her nude human body. She tried again, with the same result. It was weird, she could feel her shares, but couldn't seem to access them. She had a sinking feeling that this was somehow that thing's fault. She sighed.

She'd have to make it on foot.

So, she started running almost immediately, tripping on some tall grass. She grunted, stood up, and continued. She giggled as the tall grass tickled her...lower regions. She kept going, though, eventually making it out of the tall grass with a sigh of relief. That relief was short-lived, however, as she heard someone clear their throat. She opened her eyes to find a couple staring wide-eyed at her.

"O-oh, h-hi!" Neptune said, about to wave before she realized she would have to remove a hand from herself, so she stopped herself.

"Wh-why are you-?" the man started.

"Long story." Neptune answered. "I'm just gonna...you know…?" she said, and started sidling around them so they wouldn't see her ass. Once she had made it around, her face burning, she backed away enough to where she believed they wouldn't see her ass, and turned, running off through the forest.

Neptune stared hesitantly at the streets from behind a tree at the forest's edge. People were milling about.

Neptune knew she sometimes made jokes about streaking, but she never actually wanted to do it! But, here she was, having to streak through the city, when it was busy, to get to her Basilicom.

Seeing a nearby alleyway, she quickly ran to it, crouching down as she peered around to make sure nobody saw her. She looked around, her eyes landing on the tower in the distance. It seemed so far away.

And so Neptune went, moving from alley to alley. She got spotted a few times, but was able to get away in time every time.

That is, until she ran into someone bizarre.

As she ran through the alley, watching behind her, she suddenly crashed into someone, knocking them both to the ground.

Neptune sat there, dazed for a moment before she heard a gasp. Neptune looked up to see...her clothes? A girl with black hair was standing in front of her, wearing an exact replica of her clothes.

"L-L-Lady Neptune!" the girl shouted, her eyes locked on to something. Neptune followed her eyes, seeing that they were staring at her crotch, which was in plain view, as the position Neptune had landed in left her legs spread. She immediately covered herself again, closing her legs.

"I'm a member of your fan club, and-" the girl started, and screamed as Neptune suddenly tackled her, and started pulling at her clothes.

"Sorry, but I need this!" she said as she nearly ripped the clothes off of her, leaving the girl in striped underwear that matched Neptune's perfectly. "How did you-?" she started, but shook her head, leaving the girl crouched on the ground, covering herself. Neptune tried on the clothes, but to her disappointment, they were too big, and kept falling off of her. She sighed, and looked back at the girl. She gulped and lunged again, grabbing at her bra and panties.

"Noooooooooooo!" the girl screamed as Neptune pulled at her. Neptune managed to get to her bra off, but, of course, it was a size too big. She wrestled with her some more, and managed to get her panties, which looked like they would fit. Before she could put them on, however, the girl grabbed the panties.

"You can't leave me naked!" she yelled.

"I'm the CPU! You can't leave ME naked!" Neptune yelled back, afraid the yelling would attract attention. They pulled at it back and forth until-

RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!

Neptune fell back onto the ground as she held up a torn half of the pair of panties. She looked up to see a flash of black pubic hair before the girl took off, yelling as she held her piece of the panties between her legs. Neptune couldn't help but notice how good her ass looked.

The problem was, the girl's screaming was bringing attention. On the plus side, though it made her feel bad for the girl, she seized the opportunity to make a sprint for the Basilicom, making it without being seen.

She rushed past her guards, straight to her room, where she crashed into Nepgear.

"Owwww…" Nepgear said, and went-wide eyed as she took in the sight of her nude sister. She was wearing a towel, so Neptune assumed she had just gotten out of the shower.

"It's a long story." Neptune said. "I need clothes." She jumped up to run to her room, but Nepgear grabbed her arm.

"Our clothes are gone." Nepgear said. Neptune stared at her in confusion.

"It's true." said a voice from behind her. Neptune turned around to find Histoire, who was also in a towel of her own. "All of our clothes simply vanished, even off of our bodies."

"I was signing a package…" Nepgear said quietly.

"Neither of us was too keen to go get more, and we can't get ahold of the other CPUs." Histoire continued.

"We have a bathrobe, but..." Nepgear stopped, blushing. "I...I didn't want to go."

"I'll do it."

Nepgear looked at her sister, who started walking towards the bathroom. Neptune put on her bathrobe, and walked back out. "B-be careful!" Nepgear called after her.

Neptune tried to ignore the stares of her people as she walked through the busy streets in just her bathrobe, which she had made sure to tie as tightly as possible, thought she kept checking it. Nobody had stopped her yet, and she was halfway there. Things were going smoothly.

That is, until she got mugged.

She was walking by an alleyway when she was suddenly pulled into it, and a gun was pointed at her head.

"Give me whatever you have." the man said calmly. "As a CPU, you should have lots." Despite knowing she was a CPU, he didn't seem scared of her. She cursed that being for stealing away her HDD.

"I don't have anything." she said, and tried to pull her arm away, but stopped when the gun was pressed directly against her temple.

"Take off that robe and let me see." he said a little more forcefully. Her face paled, and she began to sweat, and shook her head. She likely wouldn't be able to get away from his tight grip before he shot her, but she still refused.

"I said…" he started, grabbing the robe tightly. "Take it off!" he yelled as he pulled off the robe, revealing her nude body. "O-oh." the man said, dumbfounded for a moment before he smiled wickedly as his arm began to move down her body. "I think I'm gonna have some-"

In his distraction, she rammed her knee in between his legs.

He dropped the gun, which went off, thankfully not hitting anyone, and booked it into the street. Screw it, she needed to get clothes, so she ran naked through the streets as fast as she could to the store, her face burning as phones recorded her.

She burst through the store's doors, going around shocked customers as she grabbed a shirt, pants, and panties before running into a changing room, and locking it. She laid against the door, trying to calm her racing heart. She froze when she heard something hit the floor. She opened her eyes to find a teenage boy in just his boxers staring at her. They stared at each other for a moment before Neptune's eyes subconsciously roamed down, landing on a growing bulge in the boy's boxers. Her eyes went back up to his face, her face burning more.

"Uh...sorry…" she stuttered. "I, just...uh…" Unable to think of an excuse, she quickly got changed as fast as she could, and rushed back out, leaving the boy with his erection. She grabbed some clothes in Nepgear's size, and started back towards the main door.

"Wait!"

The voice of the woman at the cash register stopped her, and Neptune turned to her. "You need to pay." Neptune, of course, didn't have any credits.

"S-sorry."

Neptune ran, sending the alarms at the doors blaring as someone began to chase after her, yelling for her. She ran for the Basilicom. She was able to lose the guy chasing her by hiding in an alleyway (thankfully one that didn't have a mugger in it), and was able to make her way back to the Basilicom.

Nepgear smiled at her as Neptune tossed the clothes to her. "Where'd the robe go?" she asked. Neptune stared at her, and Nepgear's smile fell. "Oh…" Without another word, she ran to her room to change.

"Sorry, Histy, I couldn't find anything for you." Neptune said as she fell onto the couch.

"I figured." Histoire said with a sigh. "I'll just have to make them myself, then." She went away to her room. Neptune settled into the couch with a sigh. Now that she had a moment to think, she hoped the other CPUs weren't having as bad of a time as her.