IF opened her eyes and shot up immediately, attempting to retrieve her weapons to strike, but they were gone. She heard a moan, and turned to see Compa stirring. IF quickly scanned their surroundings, and she was shocked to find that the two girls were in a sort of coliseum. They were standing on short grass, like on a playing field. They were alone...well, for a moment.
Suddenly, the air shifted, and the monstrous being appeared. IF glared, angry that she didn't have her weapons to attack. She heard Compa stand as that smooth voice sounded in her head.
"Welcome." It said. "I have a little game for you."
"We won't do what you want!" IF yelled, but it just laughed.
"Why do you believe you have a choice?" It asked. IF cringed as she looked around. Indeed, there was no exit, nor any way to get to the stands from the ground. "First things first."
Suddenly, people appeared in the stands. Immediately, screams and gasps rang out as IF could see them trying to get out of the seats, but were unable. It was like they were glued down.
"This is annoying." The eye seemed to glow, and everyone stopped talking, though obviously not of their own will. The eye glowed again and four large screens appeared in the air, each showing Compa and IF. "Now, here is what is going to happen." It said. "You are going to traverse through a maze. At certain points, I will stop you, and ask one of you a question about the other. If you answer right, you can move on. If you answer wrong…" It laughed. "You'll be forced to remove an article of clothing."
"Wh-what?" Compa exclaimed as she looked around. "I-in front of all these people?!"
"No!" IF yelled. "We refuse!" Suddenly, the being was right in her face, startling her enough to get her to take a step back.
"Again, you don't have a choice." It said. "I could just strip you right now, if you'd like." Compa gasped and reflexively covered herself.
"I-IFFY!" She cried. IF growled.
"Fine." She finally said after a few seconds. Another laugh, then it floated away as walls suddenly rose from the ground, surrounding them. Once they were all up, the being flew back down.
"I'm going to ask the first question now." It said, and turned to Compa. "Are you ready?"
Compa hesitated, then nodded. IF felt very positive Compa would be able to answer almost everything about IF.
"How many times did IF masturbate last week?"
The two girls froze as their faces turned bright red. It continued.
"Your choices are seven, three, one or none." It said. IF stood mortified, and could see the entire crowd was also shocked. She turned to Compa.
"U-uh...um…" Compa sputtered.
"You better answer." It said.
"Uh...n-none?" Compa guessed. The sound of a buzzer echoed through IF's head.
"Wrong. The correct answer was seven." It said, and the eye glowed again, Compa's sweater suddenly ripped apart, falling in scraps to the ground. Compa shrieked and threw her arms over her plain white bra. IF's blush deepened as she tried to pull her eyes away in respect. After what Neptune had told them, IF should've expected a question like that. The rest would probably be similar. "Not off to a good start." It said. "Well, you may now move on." It floated up and out of the way.
"I-Iffy…?" Compa said, still trying not to look, but unable to stop herself from glancing. IF spoke.
"We have no choice but to keep going." IF said. After a moment, Compa nodded. IF started walking and heard Compa behind her. There was silence for only a moment before Compa spoke again.
"Y-you really did it that much?" She asked. IF's face burned.
"Y-yeah…" She answered. "L-let's just forget that…"
"Okay…" Compa said. They soon reached a fork. IF went left, deciding to go with the "sticking to one side" method. They barely made it very far when it flew back down. IF figured that meant they were on the right track.
"Next question." It said, and turned to IF, who braced herself. "What is Compa's cup size? A, B, C, D, DD, or F?" Compa blushed again and IF glanced at her chest. There was no way she was an A or a B...likely a D or DD. IF opened her mouth to answer, but was stopped by Compa's look. She shook her head, hesitating for a moment. IF went with a different option instead of her original guess.
"E?" She asked. A ding sounded in her head.
"Correct. You may continue." It said, and floated away again. IF turned to Compa.
"Really?" She asked. Compa nodded, but despite the pink in her cheeks, she smiled.
"I'm happy you got it right." IF smiled back. She thought over how many articles they had. She had her jacket, shirt, shorts, bra, and panties.
Compa only had her sweater, which was gone, her skirt, bra and panties. Nine wrong answers total, eight remaining. Surely they could get to the end with their modesty mostly intact if they got even just a few questions right. The colosseum wasn't THAT big.
They continued onward, staying to the left like IF's method said, and before long, it appeared again.
"This one is also for IF." It said and she nodded. "Does Compa trim her hair, leave it, or shave it completely?" It took IF a moment to realize what it was asking. She blushed, but pushed through her embarrassment.
"T-trim?" she said with uncertainty. The buzzer sounded, and IF's jacket lifted upward, floating off her body into the air before disappearing. IF already felt exposed without it.
"Shave." it said.
"Y-you better give us our clothes back when we're done!" IF yelled as defiantly as she could. More laughter, then it started moving away.
"W-wait!" Compa said, and it stopped. "W-what happens if we lose completely?"
"You keep going." It answered.
"B-but what if we lose again?" Again laughter.
"That's a surprise~" It said mockingly, and moved away.
IF gulped and continued. They reached a dead end, so IF just continued with the other wall, still having it on her left.
"D-do you think we'll make it?" Compa asked.
"Yes." IF said confidently. She actually believed they would. As they walked, the last question appeared in her head. Then, the image of Compa shaved started to invade her thoughts. She quickly shook her head, shaking them away.
"Hm?" Compa said, and IF turned to her and gave her a reassuring smile. When they came to an intersection, they continued left. For some reason, it suddenly hit her that they were being watched by thousands of people who were seeing Compa and likely hearing these questions. That made her anger suddenly grow.
And the object of her anger appeared once more. "This time, Compa." She nodded hesitantly.
"Has IF...ever had a wet dream about you?" IF's face turned scarlet as Compa looked at the being in confusion.
"Wet...dream?" She asked innocently.
"It's when you climax in your sleep due to a dream, usually one where you're having sex with someone." It explained, and Compa's face soon matched IF's.
" ...umm…" Compa looked to IF, who was having a mental argument about if she should give her the right answer or not. Just as IF remembered Compa would be told the right answer anyway, Compa spoke. "N-no?" Buzzer.
Compa's skirt fell to the ground like a sack of bricks, and somehow melted into the floor. Compa shrieked as one arm flew to her matching plain panties. IF stared for a moment before looking away. The being laughed maniacally as it moved away.
"Y-you've...dreamed of us having...having...s-sex?!" Compa asked.
"No! I mean, we...you see, I…" IF tried to find an excuse, but failed. "Y-yeah...but I mean, I can't control what I'm gonna dream about!" Compa remained silent for a few agonizing seconds.
"Did you enjoy it?" Compa asked quietly.
"No!" IF answered. Compa's face fell, and she looked disappointed. "I mean, yes! I mean, wait…" IF sputtered, then sighed. "Can we just...just keep going?" Compa nodded. They continued on in awkward silence as IF mentally slapped herself. She should've listened to Neptune! Now she's gotten Compa into this dreadful mess, and goddess knows where Nepgear is!
Too soon, it appeared again. IF tried to hold on to the idea that this meant they were still heading the right way. "Compa." It said, IF gulped. If she got this one wrong, she'd lose…
"I'm ready." Compa tried to say as confidently as possibly, her voice obviously shaking.
"Does IF watch straight, gay, or lesbian porn?" It asked.
"Straight." Compa answered with little hesitation, seeming to be very confident. IF could almost imagine the smile on the being's...face...as the buzzer sounded. Compa paled as her bra vanished. She screamed and shot both hands to her chest. Several 'oooohs' were heard from the crowd, likely being one of the only things they could say. Tears formed in Compa's eyes. IF turned to the being, filled with rage.
"Why?!" She yelled.
"I told you. I'm a servant to my Lady." It said, and floated off before IF could demand more. She yelled in frustration at the unsatisfying answer. She rushed to Compa, wanting to cover her, but not knowing how. Her eyes went wide as she started at Compa's cleavage, usually protected by her sweater.
"P-please don't stare." Compa said.
"O-oh! I'm sorry!" IF said, and looked away, her face more red than it's ever been.
"W-we have no choice but to keep going right?" Compa said with a nod. IF couldn't tell if she was telling herself that, or IF. IF went back to the wall, and they continued. She could almost feel Compa's embarrassment.
IF couldn't even tell if they were making progress, and she was only getting angrier as they went. This thing could easily be shifting the maze around them. There was likely no escape, except completely losing. They actually went pretty far, far enough that IF was almost certain it was changing the maze, before it finally appeared again.
"IF. Does Compa like to play with her breasts when she masturbates?" It asked.
"Yes." IF said. Ding.
"Correct, Continue." And they did, though, likely as a cruel joke, they barely made it a few steps before it appeared again. "IF, if Compa had a choice, would she rather play with your breasts first, or your pussy?" IF ignored the heat in her face as best she could.
"P-pussy." Buzzer. Suddenly, IF's shirt felt like it was burning her skin. Knowing it was fake, she tried to endure it, but quickly gave in and pulled it off. When it hit the ground, it burst into flames, burning until it was gone. There was that annoying laugh, and it was gone. IF tried not to cover herself as she felt people stare at her simple, dark blue bra.
Her breasts first, huh? Interesting.
"Come on."
Same process, over and over; surely they'd been doing this for at least an hour, right?
"IF." It said once it came back.
"Again?" IF said.
"How many fingers does Compa use when she masturbates?" It asked.
"O-one." Buzzer. Her shorts unraveled and disappeared, now leaving her in just her underwear. "Really?"
"I'm getting bored of this. Let's do the questions now." It said.
"Fine. Faster to get it over with." IF said, glaring at the giant eye. It took IF a moment to realize he didn't specify how many questions, but before she could protest-
"Compa, does IF prefer to be dominant?" It asked. Once again, Compa was confused.
"What do you mean?"
"Would IF want to be the leader in sex?" It clarified.
"Y-yes? She likes leading, so-" Buzzer. Compa's hand shot to her crotch as her panties simply vanished, leaving her nude. "TH-TH-THEY CAN SEE MY BUTT!" Compa said as she turned. IF went wide-eyed as she looked at Compa's smooth, beautiful ass.
"W-wow…" She couldn't help but say. Compa turned back. The arm over her chest wasn't completely covering one of her nipples, so IF just stared at it. Her heart began beating quickly as her eyes roamed downward, all over her nude body.
"Like what you see~?" It said, and IF jumped.
"I-"
"IF, next question." It said, cutting her off. "Has Compa ever masturbated while thinking of you?" IF wanted to say yes, but…
"No…" She answered sadly, but, surprisingly, there was a buzzer, and her bra appeared to get sliced up in strips, and she threw a hand over her chest. "Wh-what?" She looked at Compa. who looked away in embarrassment.
"W-well, I was...d-doing it, and you happened to...pop in my head, so I just...finished…" Compa explained quietly.
"IF, next question, this one for your panties, and your modesty." It said. IF gulped and nodded, preparing her hand. "Is Compa a loud moaner or a soft moaner?" IF thought it over; she didn't even know Compa masturbated at all, so she was less innocent than IF had believed. She looked over at her, still…
"Soft." Despite her answer, she wasn't surprised to hear the sound of the goddess-damned buzzer, and finally her panties tore right off her body. Her prepared hand quickly flew to her crotch, covering it before anyone got a good look. She could feel everyone, Compa included, staring at her, particularly at her exposed ass.
"IF, last question." It said. "If you get it right, you may leave, if you get it wrong..." IF could almost imagine it smiling. "You'll both have to masturbate." IF and Compa went wide eyed as their already red faces somehow managed to get even redder.
"O-okay." IF said.
"Final question! If you asked Compa to have sex with you, would she? Yes...or no?" It asked. IF glanced at Compa, who still couldn't look at her. IF considered every question and answer so far. She wanted it to be yes, and it kinda seemed so...but…
"Y-yes?" She finally answered, closing her eyes. There was silence for a few moments, though it felt like hours. IF mentally prepared to utterly embarrass herself in front of thousands of people and Compa...then…
DING.
IF opened her eyes. The being sighed. "Alright, you can go." IF wanted to simultaneously jump up in the air and also ram her fist into that stupid eye. "But, I'm not done with you...expect to see me again~" It said. Its large eye glowed, and everything: the people, the maze, the colosseum, and IF and Compa, all vanished. All that was left was the being.
"I hope my Lady enjoys this." It said before it too vanished.
IF opened her eyes. She was lying face up on the carpet of the Basilicom. She could hear Compa sitting up beside her. IF sat up, and shot her hands to herself when she found that she was still naked. IF glanced at Compa, and their eyes met. IF's face burned, and looked away.
"W-we should've listened to Neptune…" IF said defeatedly.
"I hope Nepgear is okay." Compa said.
"Let's just forget that ever happened, and never tell a soul." IF said as she stood.
"Iffy?"
"Y-yeah?" IF said as she turned to Compa.
"We...need to talk." Compa said, finally looking her in the eyes again. IF took a deep breath and nodded.
"I GOT IT!"
Neptune shouted as she realized who the being looked like. "It looks like that big dark villain from Super Sma-"
"DON'T!" Histoire cried as she crashed into Neptune.
