This chapter is based on the Atlach-Nacha doujin called "Victim Report" by Breakrabbit. It's a really good read and I recommend it you guys over 18 should check it out! Anyways back to the story.
"Come on, Lily. We're only two hours away." I tell her, but she's clearly exhausted. She wasn't like this during our journey to the city.
"C-Can we take a break?" She says it, catching her breath.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I b-barely have any mana. I need to replenish." She looks at me with needy eyes.
"You wouldn't be in this situation, if you've fucked those three guys back then. Now, you reap what you sow. Let's get goin-" I stop when my detector picks up a monster nearby. I pull out my bow immediately. We're surrounded by trees, so she could be anywhere. Is it an Elf? Or maybe a monster that's unfamiliar to me?
"It's a Chameleon Girl." Lily looks around the trees. "No. There's three of them."
"Three!?" I bite down my lips. How am I supposed to deal with them now. I know they're camouflaging and I can't tell their position.
"They may not be males, but they will have to do." What the hell is she talking about? She sprouts her wings and flies towards them with immense speed! I look and sure enough, she got all three of them by their tails.
"Let us go!" One of them says while struggling.
"I got one for you too. You can release your mana in her and I can suck it off of her!" Lily says enthusiastically.
"That is really gross. Like really, really gross." I express my disgust towards that asinine idea. She shrugs.
"Suit yourself." She proceeds to give cunnulingus to one and finger bang the rest. Has she no shame to do this in the middle of the road? At least have the decency to do it behind a tree or something. I sigh.
"I'll be nearby when you're done." She is lost in her sexual satisfaction to even notice my presence.
I scan around the trees to see a perfect place to relax on. Need to read more of the encyclopedia. Someone taps my back and out of instinct, I twist their arm and pin them against the floor.
"Agh! Whoa man! I give in! Uncle! Uncle!" The boy desperately says. It's just a brat. I let him go and he gets up. "I was trying to get your attention, but you were lost in your thoughts." He stretches his muscles. "Damn. You got good reflexes, I'll give you that."
"What do you want?" I really don't have time for his shenanigans. He scratches his spiky black hair.
"Would you mind helping me with a commission? It may be a Copper level, but a helping hand would be nice. I'll give you a third of the money."
"Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry and I don't need any unnecessary detour."
"I knew you were going to say that." He pulls out my wallet! I check my back pocket and it's gone. "I'm sure this contains your identification and money, so if you want it back, help a fellow adventurer out." This son of a bitch.
"Resorting to blackmail, huh?"
"Blackmail? No no. It's insurance. Don't worry. Everything is intact." He smirks. Fuck. Why is this happening?
"Fine. Since you have me by the balls, I'll tag along. What is this commission?"
"It's over at the Regal Cavern, which is a couple minutes away. I just need to grab Record Crystal and use it to record the magic and ecology of the cavern. Simple stuff. Won't even take five minutes." He assures me. I sigh at the misfortune.
He leads the way and we arrive at the place. It's dark as the night, so he lights a torch to illuminate the path.
"By the way, my name's Randy."
"Oh really?" I don't care.
"This is the part where you also introduce yourself."
"I don't see the point, since we're never going to see each other again when this is over."
"Just trying to spark a conversation. Are you this cold towards strangers?"
"Only to those that force me into their affairs." After that, he finally gets the hint and falls silent.
We see a purple light emanating the deeper we go. The detector is slightly vibrating. I stop and prepare my bow and homemade explosives.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"It's obvious there's a monster down there. Have to prepare for any encounter." He looks at me like I'm crazy.
"I'm sure it's a weak monster like a slime. Plus, I got the holy bomb if things get too heated." He points at the necklace he's wearing. That is very useful, but you have to be a fool to think that's enough.
"Training #1: Respect your enemies. Even if they're just a weak monster, underestimating them will be your end." He raises an eyebrow.
"Did people ever tell you that you overthink a lot?"
"Yes. And I had to pick up their belongings for their wives, because they didn't think too much." Hot blooded adventurers like him always think they're invincible and know the world inside out, when they barely just stepped out of their comfort zone.
We finally reach the source of the light. Some of the rocks have purple crystals on them.
"Mamono Crystals. They are very small, so that means they are just barely forming. I can see why they wanted to record this. They could be a problem if left unchecked." Randy states as he analyzes them. That's all fine and dandy, but my fucks give are nonexistence
"Where is the Record Crystal?" I ask.
"It must be deeper in."
"Okay, so here's the plan. You go in to retrieve it, while I stay here and guard the exit from any monster." He gives me a doubtful look. "You said this was easy, right? I'm sure you can handle whatever slime waits for you." He shrugs and moves forward until I can't see him anymore of his dumbass.
Fucking bastard expected me to do the work for him? Not a chance. The detector is still vibrating. I double check my equipment, while looking out for anything. The holy bomb is mainly used to stun the monster, but in a life or death situation, that means nothing. That's why I made these bombs for such occasions. He is taking his sweet time. It can't be that hard to f-
There is a sound of an explosion going off from where he went. Shit. I run towards the sound. That's when I see that Randy guy fucking a violet haired woman very violently. Hold on...His body is becoming more monstrous! I pull out the encyclopedia and flip like crazy to find an entry. Got it!
"An Atlach-Nacha?" I skim through some paragraphs until I found something interesting. "The man will experience a burning sensation inside his own body, and before he knows it, he'll have changed from human form into an ominous huge spider form!?" I'm seeing him transform in that form like the book said. The head becomes a huge penis and he thrusts her with it. She moans but she seems to enjoy the assault. Once the process is complete, she looks like a Spider Girl.
"It finally reached the perfect size~! Hm?" Oh shit! She notices me! I have to get out here! Then I see my wallet under her. Dammit! I could run away and get a new one, but that could take days. I can't waste any time. Pulling out my bow, I get ready for battle. "Were you watching me and my husband bonding together!? What a creep! Though, you are very good looking. I'll keep you wrapped up, until our babies are born and you will become their husband."
"While that sounds very pleasant, it ain't happening. I was only here for my belongings, but you're too dangerous to be kept alive. I will put an end to your life!" I could've probably said something cooler, but the nerves got to me.
Stardust Crusaders-Decisive Battle
She rushes towards me. I pull out my smoke bomb and throw it on the ground. The smoke covers a wide range and she starts coughing. I reposition far from her and shoot an arrow at her. However, she moves to the left and it hits the spider abdomen, which bounces back due to the hard exoskeleton.
"How dare you try to harm my husband!" Her eyes glow red and I can feel the influence surrounds the area, but it doesn't feel sexual at all. That's strange. Then I start floating in the air!
"What is happening!?" I scream trying to stay on the ground.
"It's my new ability that the Mamono Lord granted me. I call it E.T. It makes the space around me lose their gravity. Now you're hopelessly floating without any way to dodge my attacks!" She snickers as she slowly approaches me.
Shit! Have to think fast! I take an arrow and tie a string around it. I attach the other end with a bomb and ignite. Gotta make this shot count! The arrow flies towards her, but she jumps and sticks herself to the ceiling.
"Did you really think you would hit me with such a predictable attack?"
"Not really. That's why I'm gonna hit you with an unexpected one." She raises an eyebrow and looks down. Only to be face to face with the bomb. Taking advantage of the lack of gravity, I made the string long enough for it to reach her.
"What th-!" It blows up right at her face. Her head is completely gone, leaving only a bloody stump. The entire body falls to the ground and I follow suit.
"Augh! Fuck!" I land on my ass. It fucking hurts! Getting from the floor I examine the body and notice the spider part is not responding anymore. Seems once the girl dies, they go along with her. It's for the best. I grab my wallet and some of the money the guy dropped. Better not let it go to waste.
I hear a clapping sound behind me. Turning around, there's a blonde woman with a scholar outfit strolling in.
"Impressive. It's not every day you get to witness a human kill an Atlach-Nacha. Especially with no magic assistance." She smiles and leers at me with those cold, calculative blue eyes. I already don't like her. She picks up the Record Crystal that I assume Randy dropped while fucking. "How fortunate that it recorded the entire sexual progress and the battle. My name is Diana, by the way."
"I didn't ask." I tell her.
"I know, but I have a feeling this won't be the last time we cross paths. Do introduce yourself when we meet again. Chichichi~!" Was that her snickering? She finally leaves me alone.
"Are the people around here fucking weirdos?" I sigh and leave the damn cavern. I see Lily waiting for me at the entrance. "Thanks for the help." I snarkily say. She eyes me up and down.
"Seemed whatever you needed help with wasn't something you couldn't handle." She smiles mischievously. "I'm joking. I just got done filling my mana. Though who was that blonde lady?" I shrug.
"Some fucking weirdo. Now come on. We already wasted enough time. And now that I know you need a good workout, we're jogging these last two hours."
"Jogging for two hours!? I could barely manage to walk there!" She whines.
"If you got the energy to move those pretty lips of yours, then you can use that energy to move your beautiful legs." Hopefully my compliments will make her think I'm interested in the sexy time. "Let's go! One, two,three, four! One, two, three, four!"
"W-Wait!" She runs to catch up to me.
But that attack the Nacha used still bothers me. What did she mean that the Demon Lord granted her the ability? Do every monster have it or only some of them? I'll have to ask Lily about it when we rest at the port.
"You're getting left behind!" I playfully shout back.
"We are not jogging anymore! This is sprinting!" She says in between breaths. I laugh sadistically at her.
