Me and Lily are onboard the ship that takes us directly to the Amelie continent. The sky is clear, the afternoon sun hangs above us. This should be a comfortable ride with no detour.
"You know, this is my second time on a boat and I don't know how you guys can handle the motion sickness." Lily says, clutching her stomach.
"That's because we don't have wings to take us anywhere like you do." I answer. Though this is the first time I've been on a ship and I feel a little lightheaded.
"Woooo! Baby! Lots of beautiful women here for GG!" Oh God. That is certainly not helping with the headache. It's some annoying fat guy with a wealthy monkey suit shouting. Is that white streak on his black hair?
"You got that right." A skinny guy with the same suit is next to him agreeing like a sheep. They approach Lily.
"I just have to say that you're a very beautiful lady. I can take you to Space Mountain, baby. Woooo!" What the fuck is a Space Mountain?
"Mind toning your voice down?" I ask politely.
"I didn't ask for comments from the peanut gallery. I am what's happening here with your presence and all I want is to give my sperm to the beautiful ladies out there. So what do you say, baby?" This motherfucker is pissing me off. Lily is taken aback from this eccentric ass.
"No thank you. It's still too early for me to be a mother. Now making the baby is another story. Buuuut, I'm with my husband." She shoots me a pleading look. Can't blame her.
"That's right. She's my wife. Why don't you leave us alone and stop harassing her?" I play along. His little minion steps in.
"Oh no! We didn't mean to harass her. Or do you want her ass in you?" They start cackling like idiots. I swear, it's like I'm in a fucking circus.
"Why don't you both just fuck in the corner, if you're so desperate to give your seed?" The fat one gets flustered and turns red.
"Listen here, I don't fiddle no man's sausage. I am a heterosexual. Kevin is just my partner in crime. Gorgeous George only loves the ladies." God. He keeps repeating that.
"You could've fooled me. I thought that white stuff in your hair was from the nut your boyfriend gave you last night and you were too much of a greasy pig to clean it off." I tell him. Lily holds herself from laughing. GG becomes red with fury.
"Listen! You think you're some kind of hot shit!? Well let me tell you something, I am what's causing all this! If you've got a problem with that, then I suggest you go back to your daddy so he can daddify you!"
"My dad is dead." I answer nonchalantly.
"I'm sorry to hear that, but I meant your boyfriend who is your daddy."
"He is also dead."
"I give my condolences and I'm sorry if I offended you." He bows.
"None taken. I don't get offended by someone who clearly got dropped as a child." I smirk. Lily couldn't take it anymore and is laughing her ass off. Before he could utter something stupid, the ship suddenly stops moving and we all trip. "Ouch! What the fuck happened?"
"Oi! The water is frozen!" One the passenger screams out.
"Frozen? In the middle of fucking summer?" I say out loud and go check it out. The sea itself is normal, but the water around is indeed frozen if you could call it that. It is stuck in place but the texture looks different as if it's made out of wax. I prepare my weapon and materials.
"You think it's an enemy?" Lily asks me from behind.
"I don't know, but we have to be ready for anything." Just then, something jumps out of the water and lands on the deck. It's a Scylla! She's wearing a skin tight blue top with streaks of different shades of blue. She has a violet skirt to cover her ass but only barely to witness her curves. She immediately throws flasks that are on her waist at everyone and the liquid hardens at our feet!
"Bottled tears." She says calmly as she runs her tentacles on one of the males. "Too skinny." She goes to another. "I detest blondes." She flings the man off board, then proceeds on the annoying pig.
"Eeep! Please spare poor GG! I only like human ladies! Don't ra-!" She pours liquid on his mouth to shut his big fucking mouth. Doing us a huge favor.
"Too fat and delusional." She glosses over him and the Kevin fellow. The sky darkens as the dark clouds cover the sun. She examines other males until she gets to me. Her cold tentacles run over my body. I grab hold of a couple of them trying to feel my dick. She analyzes me with her violet eyes. "Fit and a fighter." She grins. "Name's Billie Eyelash. What's your name, hon?"
"I don't introduce myself to rapists." I bite back. She giggles.
"I like aggressive men. I think I've finally found my husband!" She says excitedly.
"Back off, you slutty invertebrate! He's mine!" I sigh at Lily's statement. Throwing stone in a glass house is how the saying goes. I discreetly wrap my arrow in cloth behind my back, light it on fire and crouch to impale it on the wax. It was only possible, due to Billie glaring at Lily for her comment. I wrap the cloth around my hands.
"Is that so? I don't sense your influence on him, Lilim. Which is very strange coming from your kind. That means this man dominated you and now you're his whore." She once again caresses me with her slimy cold tentacles and hugs me tightly. Lily tries to grab her, but can't because of the wax on her feet. "A man capable of accomplishing such a feat, is worthy of becoming my husband!"
"Yare yare. Do you always fucking boast before the battle even starts?" I say.
"Start? I like your confidence, but there's no need to fight when I've already won, love." Ugh. Her overconfidence is very sickening. I can feel the wax on my feet loosen up. It's go time.
Stardust Crusaders-Virtuous Pope
I set my left free and knee her on the stomach. Completely taken off guard and trying to catch her breath, I pull my other leg free and proceed to beat her shit up! I notice she's grabbing one of her flasks and back away before she throws it at me. I pull out my bow and prepare to take the shot. She flings another flask at me, but I sidestep and shoot. I hit her right shoulder! She screams in pain. Time to end this. I get ready to shoot, but she uses the flasks to create a small barrier wax.
"You think that's going to protect you?" I wrap my arrows in cloth and set them ablaze like I did earlier. I shoot one at the middle so it can start melting.
"I'm just biding my time!" Billie says loudly. What is she talking about? Then I feel something painful on my left shoulder. I look to find a small open wound. I realize what she means! I look up to see the dark clouds and droplets of water hit my face and it hurts! It feels like sharp needles hitting my face!
"She's going to use the water from the rain to turn it into wax to kill us!" I shout. The clouds thunder and it starts drizzling. Everyone is panicking as they're body gets hit by the sharp wax. Dammit! There's no place I can hide under for cover!
"Raziel!" Lily motions me to go to her. I don't know what she got planned, but it better be good. I run to her, which is hard because the water around my shoes hardens and I have to use my leg strength to break free. I'm finally close to her. "Come closer! I'll use my body to shield you from the rain so you can take the shot!" I get in front of her while facing the wax barrier. Lily hugs me from behind, reveals her wings and places them on top of me like an umbrella. I nod to her and prepare my bow and arrow. I have to shoot right where my first arrow landed, before the flames die out and harden again.
I take a deep breath. If I miss this, it will all be over. The wind is slightly blowing stronger, so I angle properly and shoot. The arrow flies through the first one with ease. All thanks to that tailwind from the storm. It pierces the barrier! There's a moment of silence. The tension is killing me, but I know it hit the mark. Suddenly, all the wax turns back to liquid. I knew it. My arrow hit Billie's throat and she's choking on her blood. The sudden movement from the ship causes her to stumble backwards and fall off to the sea.
Everyone celebrates the victory. The less wounded are taking care of the more severe ones. Luckily, it stopped raining. Lily slumps on my back catching her breath. I turn to see her entire back is covered in holes!
"Are you okay!?" I don't know why I'm worried, but seeing someone get hurt for my sake always puts me on edge.
"Y-Yea. I'll be fi-" She doesn't finish and closes her eyes.
"Lily? Lily!? Don't you die on me! I'm not going to let this happen again!" I place her on the floor and go through my bag. I use the ointment on the wounds. When I'm done, I use the remaining cloth to cover them up. I check her pulse. It's slow, but it's still beating. "Don't worry. I'll find a medic that can take care of you." Adonai's body flashes before my eyes. I blink and see Lily. Fuck. Didn't think I was that traumatized.
