Chapter 1 new pet and happy birthday
The fans who brought you red vs blue and an college student who made this smash hit who I'm basing on. Come an adventure of humor, demonic children, man child, and a apathetic wife who a queen of hell. As Hannah Daigle made this an animated YouTube series called Satina where a man named Dave got down with the queen of hell named Lucia, and have a daughter named Satina who made her debut in pilot episode called 'Satina want a glass of water' and her official episode debut called 'bringyour demon to work day' so in my story Lucia is the queen of all of hell and instead of Dave she marry Michael J. Caboose and they have a daughter, Satina and in the episode of season 11 of red vs blue Lucia have a conference business to attend in 5 months and left Satina under Caboose's care until she comes back in 5 months. Caboose has introduce Freckles to the crew.
Now it's the wife and daughters' turn enjoy
As Washington and Sarge, are talking to private Franklin D. Donut who has received the called from the reds and blues. Who are strand on a planet after defeating the Director of Project Freelancer And they are stuck and stranded on this planet as the reds and blues are trying to ranching foods and supplies. As the freelancer Agent Carolina and her A .I partner Epsilon left and haven't called or say goodbye and that have a negative impact Caboose. Who was depress for days and was also thinking of a present for Satina. Due for the fact that today is her birthday, and wandering how is she and Lucia are doing.
Then later today he found a mantis class droid struck and damage during the crash landing. So he repaired and befriended it taking as a pet he named freckles. Back to the present after finishing the conversation and given Donut the coordinates and plus a awkward sexual innuendo to cause a slight awkward silence moment. Then Sarge then motion toward the reds and tucker "well boys I don't want to jinxed this or whatever but we are going to be rescued " everyone celebrate Sarge forward encouraging them to celebrate "lets eat all of our foods and fire our weapons to sky because everything is going to be fine forever." And like a couple of idiots which they are, as they fired their ammo into the sky, "and lets fixed that old warthog," said Simmons everyone stopped and look at Simmons "so we crash it, because fuck it" everyone went on cheering again.
Washington wasn't cheering however, as he know will take awhile, "ok everyone just listen it still take a few days." Tucker was trying reassured him "come Wash lighten up we did it." Washington then shrug and sighed "well it is the first good news we have for a while." As Washington and Sarge Join the others then Caboose came out and join the group happily the first Wash seen him since they arrived and when Carolina and Epsilon left. "hi everyone," said Caboose "Caboose, where have you been," said Washington "oh, I was said then I found something and now everything is going to be ok forever," Said Caboose cheerfully "told you so" said Sarge. Wash knew there something more to this "'Caboose you were miserable what happen?" said Wash, Caboose figure that it's the right time to introduce him "oh, where are my manner, I haven't proper introduce him." Washington was confused "introduces who?" Caboose turn around and behind him and called him "Freckles come boy, 'whistle'" the robot reveal itself as the mantis droid stoops its way toward the group.
Freckles finally was close enough "everyone I would like to meet 'Freckles', Freckles I like you to meet everyone." Freckle look at the two orange and maroon soldiers Grif and Simmons "enemies soldiers detected" Caboose tries to reassured Freckles "uh no, Freckles that Grif and Simmons, our enemies" however, it didn't help the situation as Freckles was about to fire his missile launchers. "firing main cannon" but Caboose stopped speaking to it like a dog "no bad Freckles, bad" "yes my master" said Freckles standing down "bad Freckle, so what are guys been up to." He said turn back to face the others, Grif was muffing in feared. Then at Caboose and Freckles's right the ground started to cracked open as the sky darken. Then an earthquake was rocking the whole crashed site, "what going on where did the earthquake coming from?" then they saw something coming out of the crack ground as a large demonic figure came out of the cracks and everyone was surprised and scared. "what the fuck is that the winged demon was clearly female and see saw the red and the blues then at Freckles who was prepared to attack "preparing to fire main cannon."
Then Caboose step between him and the female demon. "Freckles no bad Freckles," "yes my master." Then turn to the female demon with cheerful tone, "hi Lucia honey, how have you been." Lucia sighed pinched on the bridged of her nose in irritation as the quake stopped and the sky brighten. "sighed hello, Michael how are you and your idiotic friends."
This confused the crew "wait, did Caboose honey?" said Simmons Washington was also confused "Caboose, you know her?" Caboose turn to everyone "why, yes everybody is my wife Lucia" Tucker the first say "wait, Wife!" Lucia obvious don't have time for this "yes, you fucking moron, I'm his wife." Caboose turn to her "wait, where's Satina" Lucia look at him with a bored look at her face.
"Right here" she spit a ball at Caboose feet, then the ball unfolded revealing a small, short demon who was red like her mother and with little wings and a tail she look optimistic look on her face and turn happy when she look at Caboose " hi, daddy" and Caboose drop his rifle as he gasped in excitement and pick her up "hi, sweetie" everyone else was shocked "daddy?" said Grif "what the hell" said Tucker, Lucia did to time to go but she needed to make the explanation short, "Michael I need you to watch Satina for 5 months while do a conferences work during that time and make sure you take care of her and don't screw this up I need to go now" Caboose at her saying "ok" "great see you in 5 months" she deadpanning tiredly as she sink back to the ground. "By Lucia, take care." Said Caboose who waved at her goodbye, as Satina did the same "bye mom" Lucia half-heartily do so waving back not caring. "yeah whatever" as she completely sink into the ground as it closed back up. "what the fuck," said Grif Hours later Everyone were in the blue base with Freckles as Caboose explain how she meet Lucia and have Satina and when he was finished.
Grif was the first to sum it up "so let this straight nine years ago you meet Lucia and marry then she and you have a kid and now after all this time whenever you disappear even back at blood gulch you go to hell to visit your wife and kid she only called you for favors. Or if your daughter wants to see you." Caboose confirm "yeah that pretty much, it" Simmons then asked "so just to sum it up too, Lucia is basically Lucifer except she a woman and you fell in love with her the devil who the ruler of all of hell. And you have baby with her." It Satina turn to confirm it. "yeah" "alright Satan" said Grif, "yeah though the last time I saw Satina and Lucia when three years ago when I was trying to called agent Washington and Lucia called and asked if she get a glass of water for Satina and that pretty much it, I haven't heard or seen both of them since" said Caboose it was Washington turn "Caboose your saying that Lucia didn't even allow to Satina to see you only to favors or when it involved your daughter." Said Washington "yeah basic she always too busy and she said when I left back to Valhalla that she will bring our daughter in her 9th birthday in three years because she will be busy during that time.
So I waited and today is Satina's birthday and I looking for a perfect gift and found because I was sad and depress and now freckles as here and so is my sweet little girl." Said Caboose cheerfully which Satina cheer with him. "is today, Father day" said Simmons "yeah Satina was born that day." Said Caboose then he remember something "o, I almost forgot Satina, Freckles is your birthday gift." Said Caboose Satina was thrill of that and have stars upon her eyes "really, oh thanks you daddy."
Said Satina who jump on her father and she hug him who he hug back "your welcome, sweetheart, you need to take good care of him your need to feed him, play with him, and bathe him. Ok" "yes daddy yes," said Satina, Caboose holding Satina turn to Freckles, "Freckles, Satina will also your new best friend, and also be your owner beside me of course." Said Caboose while tube rest of the crew weren't so happy, especially Tucker "boy meet girl who basically the devil and a kid and now boy meet fucking dog who a killer machine and hand. It over to a demon child great fucking great everybody." Tucker exasperated. Washington decided to end the meeting "alright everybody I think this little is over reds go back to base while we are going to make a new bed for Caboose's daughter." "that sound fine with me."
Said Sarge as he gestured Grif and Simmons to come with him. Caboose why would you make a new bed for your daughter. Ok" "ok thank Agent Washington" said Caboose "and Satina why would you go with your dad room while me and Uncle Tucker can make you're a bed beside your dad. Sound fair" said Washington " sound fair, thanks Uncle Wash" said Satina cheerfully as she and her father went to his room. And wait for them "your not suggestion you go through this are you." "you got any better idea private tucker we need to do whatever can to survived so right now we need to prepare just in case someone" said Washington looking at Freckles, "or something attacks us, besides I feel like we're not the only one in this jungle." Said Washington Tucker just walk to Caboose's room while Wash was following suit unknowingly to them they were being watch from the distance by a black and orange figure. "look at that guesses that earthquake was something after all. This got whole a lot more interesting' said Felix, then he saw another figure a Grey sage green figure, who watches him.
Use his active camouflage. "oh no"
So I know I made mistakes with the trailer/pilot, but it get original from here on out. Felix and Locus are introduce and next time things get more intense. So what you thinks.
