OMG! What is this? I haven't updated in, like, a few weeks? *slaps self* Grr, Eradrin, find the inspiration! Anyways, I promise (Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye) That I will update THIS WEEKEND! I found the inspiration!
Anyways, here is some news:
News:
1) BOTFA COMES OUT TOMORROW! SQUEEEEEEEEEE! I can't wait! I can't see the midnight premier *cries* because of those mouse-brained exams at school :P As many of you know, Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit happen to be my FAVORITE book and movie series, as well as Warriors 3 And Legolas is amazing 3 I'm kind of mad at Peter Jackson, because he didn't follow the story line very well (if unknown to you, Azog (that goblin) is actually dead in the books. And he created a whole new character (Tauriel) and Bard is actually not just a commoner :P)
2) MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY HANUKA! AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! TO SUM IT ALL UP, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :D
3) TWO WEEKS OFF AS A BREAK, OH MY COOKIE! YAS!
4) CAPS, WHY ARE YOU ON?
5) OH WELL
7) DID YOU NOTICE I SKIPPED SIX?
8) DID YOU JUST CHECK?
9) LOL!
10) Done with caps. :)
11) Love y'all! See ya this weekend!
12) #HOBBITISAMAZING
13) #LEGOLASISDABEST
14) This is a long list.
15) Pointing out the obvious, Eradrin? X3 See you guys! :D
And since this has to have some kind of writing in it, here you go (PLEASE READ AND COMMENT):
This has nothing to do with the actual story.
The brown tabby cat ran around in circles, yowling at the top of his lungs, "THE COOKIES ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Every single cat gasped and stared at the sky, surprised to see he was right. They all began to scream and run in circles as well. "AHHHHHHHH!"
Suddenly, a giant cookie crashed to the ground. The cats froze for a heartbeat, then screeched and ran away. A secret door opened up in the cookie, and a fluffy orange she-cat hopped out. "Ha ha!" She snorted. "Scaredy mice!"
Seconds later, the brown tabby cat raced into the camp. "Squirrelflight!"
She smirked. "Sorry, Bramblestar!" And disappeared.
Bramblestar woke up, screaming, "COOKIES!"
Squirrelflight bounded into the den. "Bramblestar, what's wrong?"
"I had this weird dream," he began, "You destroyed the camp with the thing called a cookie."
"Okay..." Squirrelflight meowed, confused. Shaking herself, she added, "I'm just about to order patrols. Can you lead one?"
He nodded. "Sure." As he pushed he way out of the den, he paused. "You won't destroy the camp with a cookie, right?"
Squirrelflight snorted. "No."
"Good."
As soon as he disappeared, she grinned evilly and pulled a cookie out from behind her back. "Or will I? MWA HA HA HA HA!"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COOKIES! GAHHHHHH! XD I ATE TOO MUCH GOLDFISH! X3X3X3 :D
Hope you enjoyed!
