Randy, in his ninja suit jumped back from a blade that struck down to the ground by a serpent-like robot.

As soon as the bot brought the weapon up it swung again. The ninja moved to the side, missing the blow again. Again-again the machine tried to sliced the ninja, but he dodged the blades every time.

As he ducked a vertical swing, the robot sliced the light post that was in front of him.

Just then, he heard his phone ringing.

Taking it out, he saw that it was Howard on the other end. Eye-brow raised. Randy answered it.

"Hey dude, you wouldn't believe what just happen." He heard his friend's voice popped up.

"Agh, make it fast? A little busy here." He said, dodging yet another attack.

"Okay, well someone let a bunch of chickens out that some science teacher was using and now they're flying all over the school."

The blue eyed ninja groaned as he kept evading attacks, he heard people saying 'don't just stand there get them', wings flapping, clucks were popping up in the background.

"Hold on one second?"

At that moment, he took out his sword and sliced the appendage that blade was attach too. The robot let out some cries.

"Great, now I can't go in right now."

"What why?"

"You remember about my... phobia?" He hopped that no one was listing.

Man, what made you so afraid of those things?"

"Huh, I don't really remember."

"What do you mean that you don't remember?"

"It was a long time ago, when I was two. Nomicon might know."

"Agh, I hate that guy." Howard grumbled.

"I know, but he's the the only one available. You know how late mom works?"

"Yeah."

Just then, Randy noticed a blade was coming for him from the side. He let out a yelp and dodged it.

"Hey, is everything alright over there?"

"Yeah, trying not get stabbed." He replied dodging swing after swing.

"Why? Don't that suit make you heal fast?"

The ninja let out a groan. "It does, but it always leaves my clothes having some kind of blood stain after. Just a few days ago, I had to walk the entire day with my coat zipped up because a Mcfist bot's spike manged to cut my chest."

"So that's why you didn't want to take that coat off. Man, I thought you were coming down with something."

"So did Nomicon. Not only did I had to get checked over by him, but I had to do my laundry late at night."

"Wait, you have not told Nomicon about you being the ninja?"

"No, I didn't want him getting involved. I 'm not suppose to tell anyone."

"But, you told me?"

"That was an accident. You wasn't supposed to know."

"So, what are you going to do?"

He sighed. "I don't know, but i'll think of something."

Hanging up, Randy tired dodged a another blade, but the weapon swung close to his feet. He tripped and fell on his back. Leaning over him, the robot was about to deliver its final blow, however the ninja swung his up pricing the machine through the chest.

"Ninja Sword Stab!"

Purple came out of the hole and was blown on Randy as the robot let out a cry.

"Hey?" The ninja said closing his eyes and moving his head struggling to block purple air.

As the machine tumbled over on its side, Randy gotten up and looked on his body to see if something up. Nothing. Was someone pranking him? He searched for any in the area, but found no one.

After having a raised brow, he went over to the now motionless robot and pulled out his sword. Putting the weapon back into the suit, he said "Glad it didn't break. Now to get back."