"Sorry to disappoint you everyone!" Captain Toad burped while he was letting out a steamy amount of stinky farts. "But I'm feeling pretty constipated so I'm afriad there won't be much of a chapter right now! Come back later!"
"You know that all you're going to do is just make people stick around to read more right?" Ness pointed out to the Braptain while practicing his baseball skills for he started letting out farts himself. "I'm not complaining; I was just pointing it out that's all!"
"Well yeah that's kinda the point!" Craptain Toad boasted upon fanning the paint peeling poots of his away in a playful manner. "But you just gotta do what makes you feel comfortable!"
