Rated M for Violence, Language, Smoking, The Destruction Of Government Property, and Some Very Detailed Lemons!

I don't own One Piece! This world belongs to Eiichiro Oda and these amazing characters are his. My OC'S and this story, however, are my own! This is a work of fiction from me, any relevance to the real world or other works is purely coincidental.

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Thank you paulavara140, Guest 2.0, and Guest for the reviews! Guest 2.0, I have fixed "Captain" I can not believe all my editing didn't catch that one *facepalm*. Thank you again everyone, I love learning, improving, and hearing from you when you're enjoying what you read!

Sanji

Sanji easily kept pace with Nami, his legs carrying him swiftly through the falsely broken town. The sounds of chaos continued nearby and Sanji glanced back to be sure Alba was still alright. That was when his steps faltered for a moment.

"Damnit!" he growled.

"What?" Nami's sweet voice chimed, her feet still carrying her forward.

"Alba's missing, moss head too," Sanji responded.

"Ugh," Nami huffed, "we don't have time for this."

That's when they rounded a corner, another explosion sounded and shards of wood filled the air. Nami turned closer to the sound, her steps slowing. After a few agonizing moments, the explosions suddenly resolved into an uncomfortable silence that left Sanji feeling uneasy.

"I don't want to give our position away," Nami whispered to him, her perfectly slender arm raised to lift a finger to her elegant lips. Sanji felt his heartbeat accelerate as he watched her peak around the corner. Damn if she wasn't such a stunning beauty.

"Whatever you say Nami, my love!" Sanji replied.

Nami quickly turned, slamming her hand over his mouth.

"That's too loud," she hissed.

"oorry" Sanji mumbled through her fingers. He hated disappointing her, in any way. She leaned in closer shoving him into the wall. Her body so close to his and her sweet-smelling hand clasped over his lips was almost more than he could bear. Hearts filled his eyes and his face turned a bright red. She released him just as quickly as she had pinned him down, leaving Sanji in a whirlwind of emotion. Then Nami began sneaking around the edge of the building, Sanji following quietly. They maneuvered around the corner while remaining hidden behind a tattered building, finding what appeared to be the center of town.

"Now what?" Nami whispered. Sanji's gaze followed Nami's and landed on Luffy sitting in the middle of true destruction. Several large men were strewn about the area in various states of consciousness. Some groaned as they attempted to find their feet, surrounded by shards of wood and broken bottles.

"That ough to hold him," a woman grinned, her beautiful form slamming one hand into one another in a rhythmic gesture to brush the dirt off her palms. Her light pink hair was pulled back into a high ponytail and her bright red fingernails matched her heart-shaped lips.

Luffy sat upright covered in chains while gazing up at her, wearing his classic grin. Then Sanji watched as Luffy started to stand but quickly slumped back to the ground. He deduced that sea prism stone was most likely involved, otherwise his captain would be up and still causing chaos.

"Well, this is just great," Nami sighed, leading the way back around the corner and behind a building "whatever trap was being laid here Luffy must have set it off."

"Yep," Sanji agreed, even in Nami's frustration she was still adorable.

"So now what?" Sanji asked, pushing off his desire to light a cigarette.

"We have three objectives," Nami voiced, "Figure out where Zoro and Alba went, save Luffy, and find treasure."

"You mean figure out what's going on here?" Sanji suggested.

"Sure," Nami's responding grin was stunning in every way, "you mind taking Luffy?"

"Anything for you Nami- Swan," Sanji agreed, his heart nearly slamming its way out of his chest as he danced slightly.

"We'll just have to trust Zoro to keep Alba safe for now," Nami sighed glancing toward the sky.

Sanji stilled enough to nod, it wasn't just Alba he was worried about. After what Zoro did on Thriller Bark he was in a pretty vulnerable place too. It made Sanji worry, but he couldn't be in two places at once. He'd have to trust them to take care of each other. Zoro should be able to manage that much at least. Besides something about the way Zoro was acting around Alba was incredibly odd, and familiar.

"You stay safe too okay," Nami interrupted Sanji's thoughts just before she slipped away into the darkness of a side alley. Sanji watched as she disappeared into the shadows and smiled. His little cat burglar was off to do what she did best, discover secrets and steal treasure.