The Mummy of Yugioh Returns: The Millennium King

BlackRoseDragonCK
2. Intrusion

Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Yami Yūgi & Anzu M. - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 09-11-11 - Published: 09-07-11 - Complete - id:7363439

I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH OR THE MUMMY RETURNS

Here's chapter two! When I was writing the end of the first one where the bad guys rediscover Bakura, the whole time I kept thinking, "Seriously, what part of 'let's dig up the ancient evil priest and bring him back to life' seemed like a good idea to these airheads LOL?" Anyway, back to the story….

It was night time when the Mutous finally arrived back at their elegant mansion in England. Years ago, they had moved to London so that Tea could be closer to the Bembridge scholars and bought their home using the treasure Weevil Underwood had inadvertently bestowed upon them.

Carrying her luggage through the entryway, Tea ventured to say, "I think the Millennium Necklace may be some sort of guide to the oasis of Ahm Shere."

Yami sighed gently. "Tea…I know what you're thinking….and the answer is no. We JUST got home."

The woman grinned and replied, "That's the beauty of it! We're already packed!"

"Why don't you just give me one good reason…"

"It's just an oasis…darling..." Tea murmured, seductively easing her husband's black coat off his toned shoulders. "A beautiful…exciting….romantic oasis."

"Mmmm…" Yami snaked his arms around her waist, huskily whispering, "…an oasis with a white, sandy beach and the palm trees and the cool, clear blue water and…we could get some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas…sounds good."

"Sounds good…" Tea smiled, her lips inches away from his.

The soldier abruptly grabbed her shoulders and stared knowingly into her sapphire eyes, saying, "What's the catch?"

"Supposedly, it's the resting place of Anubis's army.

"See?" Yami groaned, following his wife up the staircase. "I knew there was a catch. There's ALWAYS a catch…and let me guess, it was commanded by that Millennium King guy?"

"Yes, but he only awakens once every five thousand years."

"Right….and if someone doesn't kill him, he's gonna wipe out the world."

"How did you know?" Tea inquired.

The spiky-haired man rolled his eyes. "I didn't, but that's always the story."

The brunette continued, "The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere was sent by Ramses the Fourth over three thousand years ago. He sent over one thousand men—"

"And none of them was ever seen again."

"How did you know?"

"I didn't. But that's ALWAYS the story."

Tea tapped her chin. "Did I mention there was a pyramid of gold?"

Her husband nodded. "Twice."

"Alexander the Great sent troops to look for it."

"Hooray for him."

"So did Ceasar."

"Yeah, and look what happened to his career…"

"And Napoleon."

Yami shrugged, saying, "We're smarter than him. And taller."

"Exactly," Tea smiled, throwing off her coat and climbing onto a bookshelf ladder to search through her bookcase. "That's why we're gonna find it."

The soldier raised a perplexed eyebrow. "Because we're taller?"

The brunette leaped off the ladder, landing bridal-style in his waiting arms. "That's why I love you."

Yami grinned and set her down "Nice try."

As they were getting unpacked, Yugi called from downstairs, "Mom! What do I do with this chest?" he struggled beneath the box which was almost as big as he was. "This sucker ways a Ra forsaken ton!"

"Yugi, watch your language!" Tea scolded from the upstairs platform.

"This is kinda heavy," the boy corrected, setting it down on a chess board…and gasping when it made a strange clicking sound.

"Tea…" Yami began, his crimson eyes filled with concern, "that first weird dream of yours was exactly six weeks ago, right?"

The woman nodded. "I think so…but what's that got to do with anything?"

The soldier began flipping through a book, showing her a picture. "It just so happens to coincide with the Egyptian New Year."

"Oh…;" Tea murmured and smiled up at him. "What a coincidence."

Her husband rolled his eyes. "Maybe…All I'm saying is, let's be cautious."

Yugi placed the circular key in the lock, popping open the chest. His amethyst eyes widened as he beheld the glittering beauty of the golden necklace, its center eye staring back at him. (A.N: For goodness' sake, stop messing with stuff, Yugi!)

Yami's gaze grew sad. "If anything ever happened to you….I would never forgive myself.

Yugi took the necklace out of the box, fastening it around his neck. He yelped when it clamped in place and began shooting a projection of visions onto the wall in front of him…..images of deserts, pyramids, and even jungles until it finally halted at a temple….then disappeared.

"You and Yugi…are all that matter to me," the soldier murmured.

Tea smiled up at him with deep affection. "Well….the Bembridge scholars have been begging me to run the British museum…."

Yugi gasped and tugged futilely at the clasp. "Aw, crud! How do you get this thing off?"

The red eyed man smiled slyly. "Have I kissed you today?"

Tea shook her head.

Yami leaned forward and captured her lips in his own, starting gently at first, then growing quite heated as the brunette wound her arms around his neck.

Breaking away for air, the woman stared at her husband through half-lidded eyes and teasingly whispered, "I…hate it when you do that…"

"Why?" the soldier asked, his mouth moving provokingly against hers.

"….Makes me feel like agreeing to anything…"

"Anything…?"

"Mmm-hmm…."

Yami grinned and wrapped his arms around Tea's waist, dipping her down and planting kisses along her jaw. Tea giggled…then stopped when she noticed something peculiar hanging from the book shelf.

"That bra is not mine…" she murmured.

Yami growled and muttered one single name with so much meaning.

"JOEY…"

Setting off to deal with his brother-in-law, Yami called, "Hey, Yugi, behave yourself for five minutes, all right?"

"You betcha!" his son replied, hastily pulling his collar up to conceal the necklace.

He then stuffed his pyramid puzzle into the chest to replicate the artifact's weight and slammed it shut right as his mother entered the room.

"Happy to be home?" she smiled.

Yugi gave a wide, innocent grin. "Couldn't be happier."

The brunette showed him a book she'd been reading, saying, "It's the year of the hawk." (A.N: I don't know if that's a real year, but I couldn't do scorpion. I changed it because Horus seems to be an Egyptian bird creature and the Eye of Horus is the symbol of the Millennium Items)

"Neat!"

"I thought you might like that."

In another wing of the house, Joey was strolling happily out of a bedroom with his arm around the waist of a blonde girl wearing a glittery, slightly revealing gown. As usual, he was, shall we say….twisting the truth?

"….So then I killed the mummy and all his minions and stole his scepter.

"Oh, you're so brave…" she leaned into him.

"And rich…did I mention rich?"

"What do you think I'm doing here?"

Suddenly, a group of red-robed men walked purposefully toward them, looking none-too-happy.

Uh, sorry," Joey chuckled nervously. "We must be in the wrong house."

Looking at the sinister men, his date muttered, "I thought you said this was YOUR house."

"No I didn't."

The intruders seized them both, dragging the woman out. "Call me!" she shouted as the door slammed shut.

Joey looked at the leader of the men and asked, "You're not….Mai's husband, are you?" (A.N: Sorry….the woman in the movie looks kinda like Mai lol)

The man….Maximillion Pegasus…. shook his head. "No."

"Look, if you work for Johnny Stepps, I was gonna pay him back on Tuesday…"

"I don't know any 'Johnny Stepps'," Pegasus rolled his eyes. "We are looking for the Millennium Necklace."

"Oh…" the blonde breathed a sigh of relief. "Good for you. Good thing to have, the old Millennium Necklace."

"Where is it?"

"Ah…well you see….I have absolutely NO CLUE what you're talking about."

The silver-haired man growled, "Mr. Mutou, you try my patience."

"Mr. Mutou?" Joey raised his eyebrows. "No, hold on a minute. You've got the wrong guy—"

Once of the men grabbed a handful of his hair and held a dagger to his throat.

"Aaah! That necklace…NOW I remember. I kinda….lost it in a card game."

(A.N: I LOL'd when I heard this line in the movie. Fits SO well with Yugioh.)

"For your sake, I hope not," Pegasus replied. He gasped when he saw the scepter of Bakura in the blonde's hand, grabbing it and murmuring, "It…can't be…."

"Hello," Ishizu walked into the room, carrying a wicker basket.

"Hello," Joey chuckled uncomfortably.

The ebony haired woman raised a finely manicured eyebrow. "Where's your wife?"

"My wife?" Joey blinked before remembering he was supposed to be Yami. "Oh, you mean Tea. I think she went off to Baden-Baden or Tibet or something. The girl's got a free spirit…." Noticing how sinisterly gorgeous the woman was, the blonde man did his best to look attractive while having a knife held to his throat and announced, "Did I mention I'm single now?"

Ishizu pulled a black snake from her basket, holding it as if it were a pet and saying,

"Egyptian asps are quite poisonous."

This was quite enough incentive for Joey to start talking. "It's downstairs. There's a safe. The combination is uh, 3-20-58…"

Ishizu stepped forward, holding the snake closer.

"It's in a safe! I told you!"

"And your point is…?"

Joey squirmed futilely. "My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me!"

"When did we make THAT arrangement?" the woman grinned cruelly.

Just as she was about to let the creature sink its lethal fangs into the man's neck, another person entered the room.

'Uh…hello," Yami arched an ebony eyebrow in confusion at his brother-in-law's present predicament. "Joey, I thought I said, no more wild parties."

Joey shrugged. "Well, when you're popular…."

Oblivious to what was going on upstairs, Tea was digging frantically through her son's pockets, saying, "Yugi, I'm serious. If you've lost that key, you're grounded."

"I haven't LOST it. I just can't FIND it," Yugi replied. "There's a difference."

"Well, you'd better start FINDING it then."

"I will, Mom, there's nothing to worry about."

"Good evening."

The two turned to see a large, red-clothed man, smiling at them darkly.

"Who are you?" Tea positioned herself protectively in front of her son. "What are you doing here?"

Rafael raised a honey-colored brow. "I'm looking for the chest, of course. Give it to me now."

Yugi grabbed the aforementioned object and held it protectively against his chest. His mother, meanwhile, grabbed a sword from a nearby wall and hissed, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

The little boy's eyes widened. "Whoa, Mom. Maybe not the BEST idea…"

"Yugi, get back there."

Two other men entered the room, outnumbering the brunette three to one.

"DEFINITELY not the best idea," Yugi whimpered. "I think it's time to yell for Dad now."

Glaring fiercely, Rafael stalked towards the woman, growling, "Now I will kill you and take it anyway."

"I think not."

An Egyptian man in a white robe appeared on the scene.

"Shadi," Tea gasped. "What are you doing here?"

"Perhaps explanations are best kept for later."

Rafael smirked. "Shadi, leader of the Magi."

"Rafael," Shadi returned.

Upstairs, Yami was still convinced that the intrusion had something to do with Joey's illegitimate activities.

"Look, I'm sure my brother-in-law deserves whatever you're about to do to him, but this is my house and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment."

Ishizu hauled back and hurled the snake at him….but Yami caught it, holding its head to keep it from biting.

"Shoot him!"

The soldier threw the snake at the gunman, then caught and threw back a deadly throwing knife, expertly hitting both targets.

Downstairs, an epic sword fight had broken out. Yugi hid in a corner with the chest while his mother and Shadi fiercely battled, cutting down foe after foe.

Watching his mother expertly handle the sword, Yugi exclaimed, "Whoa, Mom! Where did you learn to do that?"

"I have no idea," Tea panted. One of the men grabbed her throat and forced her against the wall. The brunette forced his head down, kneed him in the forehead, then punched him in the jaw. "THAT I learned from your father."

Yami leaped out of the way as a man with a machine gun entered the room. Following his example, Joey grabbed Bakura's scepter and joined his brother-in-law behind the bathroom door.

Shadi swung his scabbard, skillfully taking on three attackers at once.

"Not bad for a Magi," Rafael smirked.

One of the men grabbed the chest and Yugi seized its handle, shouting, "Let go!"

The boy was thrown halfway across the room, silently cursing his small size.

"What's in the chest?" Shadi asked.

"The Millennium Necklace," was Tea's answer.

The Magi leader cringed as Rafael entered the battle—for he was far more skilled than his lackeys.

"They must not get the necklace! Get it and get out of here!"

Yugi grunted with effort, but managed to push a bookshelf on top of one of the villains. He gasped when he saw a man approaching Tea from behind.

"Mom!"

The man knocked the brunette out, throwing her over his shoulder and racing from the room.

"Mom, no!" Yugi cried.

Distracted by Tea, Shadi yelped as Rafael's blade sliced through his shoulder, knocking him against a wall. He barely got out of the way in time before a throwing knife stuck in the wall where his head had just been.

"Joey!" Yami frantically pushed the bathroom wardrobe screen out of the way, searching for the blonde. "Joey, where are you?"

His-brother-in-law emerged from the bubble bath, fully clothed and coated with foam.

Rolling his eyes, the soldier grabbed him out of the tub and growled, "What'd you do THIS time?"

"I-I haven't done anything to anybody!" Joey cried as a barrage of bullets shot through the walls. "…lately."

"C'mon!"

The two men leaped through the stain-glass window, yelling as they bounced off the awning and landed on the ground. They took off, dodging gun fire from the window and running around to the front of the house.

The soldier stared at a silver car tearing off down the road…and his heart froze at what he saw.

His wife looked fearfully through the rear window of the vehicle, shouting his name before a chloroform-soaked cloth was clamped over her mouth.

"TEA!" Yami screamed and tried to run after the car.

"Look out, Yami!" Joey grabbed him out of the way before a barrage of bullets hit…..and the cars disappeared.

"Dad! Dad!"

Yami turned around and picked little Yugi up in his arms, embracing him tightly as if he thought he would never see him again. "Are you all right?" the father ruffled his little boy's hair and Yugi nodded.

"Mutou," Shadi greeted cordially.

The soldier stared at him blankly for a moment…then grabbed him, furiously slamming him against a statue.

"What in Ra's name are you doing here, Shadi?" he snarled. "No, scratch that—I don't care. Who are those guys? Where are they taking my wife?"

"My friend," the Magi leader grasped his shoulders. "I am not sure." He pulled a photo from his pocket. "But wherever this man is, your wife will surely be."

Yugi gasped and snatched the picture. "Hey, I know him! He's the curator, Maximillion Pegasus. He works at the British Museum."

"Are you sure?"

"You'd better believe him. He spends more time there than he does at home," Yami replied, putting an arm around his son and leading them to the car.

"Okay…" the adventurer began as they approached the vehicle. "You're here, the bad guys are here….let me guess…"

"The creature has once again been dug from his grave," Shadi confirmed.

Joey scowled. "I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that DOESN'T happen?"

"The woman who was with him…she knows things that no living person could possibly know. She knew EXACTLY where the creature was buried. And now they have it."

Yugi grinned. "I wouldn't get too nervous just yet…" he rolled down his shirt collar, revealing the Millennium Necklace.

"Is that gold?" Joey drooled.

Yugi continued, "When I put it on I saw the pyramids of Giza. Then, Whoosh! Straight across the desert to Karnak."

With a grave face, the Magi leader muttered, "By putting this on you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse!"

Yugi gasped in horror.

Rolling his eyes, Yami pointed at Shadi. "You. Lighten up." to Yug, "You. Big trouble." And finally Joey, "You. Get in the car."

The time for talk was over. They had to rescue Tea.

There's chapter three! I am extremely thrilled right now because I finally got a fully functional keyboard. The one on my computer got coffee spilled on it (not by me) and ever since I joined this site, I've been typing with a virtual keyboard and a real keyboard that only has half the keys working. Happy Day! Anyway, please review!

I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH OR THE MUMMY RETURNS