Hello everyone,

ukewithdarksoul: I am into the idea but it won't show the full on sex but I think you will like what I come up with and what happens within the chapter.

Itachi: 22

Sasuke & Naruto: 18

Enjoy the chapter everyone.


Itachi didn't know what to say when he got the phone call from his little brother and his little brother's best friend telling him they were in jail. How the hell did the two manage to go to jail was beyond his knowledge.

"I am here to bail out Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha." Itachi said to the police officer at the desk.

"Let me get the paperwork. There bail is a thousand dollars each." The officer said like he was used to it.

"That's fine," Itachi growled out pulling out the money.

The officer ignored Itachi's growl because he was used to getting that when people came to bail out their loved ones. A cop really shouldn't be used to something like that.

Itachi filled out all the paper while feeling the need to lash out on his brother and his friend.

"Here," Itachi said to the officer as he filled out all the paperwork and gave him the check for the two.

"I will be right back." The officer said giving Itachi a look of pity and Itachi wondered why he looked at him that way.

Itachi didn't know what he did in a past life for him to deserve these two idiots in his life. Hell he loved them but sometimes they were just too much for him.

"Here they are," the officer said handing Itachi their belongings.

"This shit was your fault idiot." Sasuke grumbled.

Itachi could tell that Sasuke was drunk because the slur of his words.

"It wasn't my fault. I had to go with you because I know you." Naruto said holding Sasuke's arm as the door opened.

"Thank you," Itachi said to the officer and looked at the two and realized why the officer pitied him.

Sasuke was full of throw up and smelled like it. Naruto looked okay but he wasn't going to be deceived by the looks but from what he could hear Naruto wasn't slurring his words like his brother.

"Come on you two." Itachi said not sparing them another glance nor did he try to help the two.

"Thank you so much Itachi I don't know what I would have done if you didn't come." Naruto said as he helped Sasuke get into Itachi's car.

"What the hell made you think you should call me?" Itachi asked really curious about Naruto's choice.

"Because I knew you would come." Naruto said completely serious which irked Itachi's nerves.

"Well don't because next time I am leaving you two as jail bait." Itachi said stopping outside Naruto's house.

"Umm... can I stay with you tonight?" Naruto asked.

"You two are troublesome." Itachi said his head hitting the back of his seat.

He was tired and he still was reeling over the fact that they called him at the crack of dawn to tell him they got arrested.

"So what did you two do?" Itachi asked starting the car back up driving toward his house.

"Sasuke had a sugar craving." Naruto said.

"What?" Itachi asked not sure what that explained.

"Sasuke had a sugar craving so he broke into a candy store." Naruto said.

Itachi was astonished and mortified that he just set these two idiots free.

"I really am leaving you two at jail next time." Itachi said.

That was definitely a night Itachi could say he would always remember.


Reviews...

This is entertaining to me for fun. Yeah they are short but they are fun.

Anymore ideas would be great. I already have a few ideas and I have been writing them out. It could be in the ninja world or regular doesn't matter I am up for anything.