Kingdom Hearts » Oxymorons' of Organization XIII

Shanna W.I
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Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Roxas & Axel - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete - id:3252077

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Co-written with Revalations.

Oxymorons' of Organization XIII.

It was like any other day-er night-in the Castle That Never Was But Was There Anyway. Something was being burned, an emo was getting drenched, people were plotting to torture someone, and, of course, your normal blathering on about the darkness. Nevertheless, when it came to bedtime, which Xemnas promptly ordered to be at no later than midnight, matters became very serious.

Oh, yes, serious indeed, for our youngest Organization member. Roxas, the blonde-haired angst-bucket, known badass from the Organization, had an ongoing nightly terror whenever he entered his room.

We shall call it the—you know what, let's not ramble.

Continuing on… Xemnas, he's quite a character, you certainly must agree. Rules and regulations in the Castle That Never Was But Was There Anyway were fairly strict. Like, having to brush your teeth at exactly 11:12 PM, Xemnas' mind is a mystery. Dinner is promptly at 9 o'clock, which you have to wait an hour before entering any form of water-obviously, Xemnas didn't get the memo that that applied to only bodies of water-, which soon after is the Organization group meeting that ends at about 10:59. Having the number '13' be an important factor in this home, is where we get the 11:12 PM.

The rules weren't the important issue at this moment; the only thing important was Roxas' worst fear, which was-

"Organization members of the Castle That Never Was But Was There Anyway, it is 11:59, I repeat 11:59. Your lights shall be off in exactly 47 seconds. Whilst you all loom in the darkness, be sure to leave all doors, I repeat, all doors locked." Generally, Superiors would rather have your doors unlocked, but of course, Xemnas isn't ordinary.

Roxas froze. No, it couldn't be that time again... You would like to know the word, wouldn't you?

Well, we shall tell you. The word, as it happened, was locked. Any other conjugation of the word (i.e. lock, locks, locking, etc.) made him do other involuntary movements of the sort.

Roxas stood stalk still, the seconds rapidly moving down to zero in his head, while the simple word 'locked' wrought chaos in his head. He knew that if he didn't... he trembled once again... lock his door, Xemnas would know. How? Well... Xemnas, as said before, was no ordinary Superior. Roxas winced, shuddered, and did other involuntary movements at that word.

There was 15 seconds to go. Roxas was shivering, his mind going blank at the thought of his phobia. 'Uh, Roxas, quick! Think, think, whom I can trust in this home.' 5 seconds passed by, 'Axel!

Roxas used skill and discretion to tip toe out of his room and down the hallways to number VIII's. A leather-clad hand stopped in front of his face, "A bit too late to be playing ninja, no?" Roxas looked up at Zexion, "W-well, I-I was j-just going to-," Zexion gave him a stern look which caused him to clamp his mouth shut. "So long as I am the superior of you, you listen to me. Go. To. Bed."

Roxas whined as he was being dragged by the hood to his bedroom, "But I'm number XIII, everyone's my superior!" He was thrown into his room, with a look of horror he looked at the doorknob.

Click.

Roxas got on his stomach and pounded the floors with his fists, "NO," was though only sound emitting from his mouth, of course elongating the 'oh' sound.

Knowing that being a two-year-old won't solve anything, Roxas timidly crawled into his bed. Not even bothering to change out of his leather cloak.

x.O.x.

Axel flung off his leather cloak, not even caring where it would land. He slipped out of his pants, then his shirt, and pounced onto his bed in nothing but his boxers. "Ah, life is good."

After laying down for a few minutes in the darkness, Axel heard something. Of course, he knew what it was right away; it was the sound of Roxas in distress! Using his Super-Roxas-Senses, he could immediately tell that someone had locked his door while he was in his room.

Though neither Axel nor anyone else could understand Roxas' fear of locked doors, he jumped out of bed. Of course slipping on his misplaced cloak. He rubbed his head and summoned a dark portal to Roxas' room. Of course, Roxas could've done that in the first place to get to Axel's room, but of course, no one's as skilled as Axel.

He lazily stepped into Roxas room, where a lump of some sort was shaking underneath the sheets, and whimpering slightly. He walked and sat at the edge of the bed, when the figure jumped in its seat and tried to get out of his fabric fortress. "Help me, the blanket is eating me!"

Axel sighed and flung of the sheet from his friend's face, "Why are you worried, Roxas?" Roxas pouted slightly, "How did you know I was worried?"

"We're best friends, I know everything."

Roxas smiled, but his smile was cut short when Axel's face became firm, "What's there to be afraid of locked doors? I mean, most people are afraid of unlocked doors."

Roxas laid back on his pillow, tear stains still visible, "This house is weird; it does things to people…"

He trailed off and looked at the wall he shared with number XII. Just then, a crack resonated from the room next to Roxas', and the smell of something burning came not long after. Of course, along came a mad cackle.

"See? Larxene didn't used to be this way," Roxas said, "She used to be a good person!" Axel sighed, scratching his head. He couldn't argue with Roxas; what he said was true.

"Roxas, it's not like you're staying in my room, you won't have a fire and be trapped. On the other hand, drown in Demyx's room. Your room is basically the safest."

"No it's not!" he said.

Axel sighed. This kid was more stubborn than all the Organization members put together were. "What's so scary about it, then? The lock on the door?"

Axel waited for a moment for an answer, but when he got none, he looked around to see why the blonde-haired person wasn't answering him. He was met with the sight of Roxas shuddering underneath his blanket once more.

"For the love of God, Roxas! I said the word 'lock'!"

Roxas only squeaked at the mention of one of the forbidden words. Axel rolled his eyes, "Isn't it blazing under there? And you're still wearing your coat." Roxas stilled for a moment, "At least I'm not walking around practically nude!"

Axel stood up and swayed his hips, "Hey, I love the freedom! There's a nice breeze to it, too." Axel pounced onto Roxas' bed and pulled of his sheet, indeed it was hot under there, "Yo, Roxas, you seriously to need relax. You know how they say there's a heavy weight on your shoulders? Well there's about 5 pounds of weight on your body."

"Why do you jump around so much, Axel? I swear, your other was a cat in his past life." Roxas shifted uncomfortably in his bed. Axel just laid back and put his hands behind his head, "He might've been. How about this? We make fun of the other members until you fall asleep and I'm out of here, 'kay?"

Roxas nodded his head, "Xemnas is mansex!" Axel started laughing uncontrollably, "That was a good one!"

Roxas snuggled with his sheets, "Okay, your turn!" Axel tapped his chin for a moment, "Saïx is 'sex' with an Australian accent!" Roxas laughed so hard he slapped his bed sheets.

"Your turn, Blondie," Axel said.

After a few more seconds of uncontrolled laughter, Roxas struck gold. "Oh, I know! Xigbar is Bigrax!" Axel actually snorted at this, laughing for a few minutes afterwards. Axel soon after sighed, "Okay, okay. Zexy is sexy?"

"BOO," was Roxas' quick reply, in which he started laughing again, "Hey… we can't really make fun of your name. Unless…"

Axel turned his head to look up at Roxas, "Unless what?"

Roxas put one hand over his mouth and stifled a giggle, "Unless your other was LEA." Roxas started laughing hysterically. Axel just cocked an eyebrow, "I don't get it," he paused to watch Roxas laugh, "Its okay, Roxas, or should I say, 'Rocks ass.'"

Roxas dramatically ran his hand through his hair, "Why yes, I do." Roxas soon stopped, Axel inquired, "What's wrong?"

Roxas yawned. "I can't think of any more ways to pun the other members' names…," he said.

Axel shook his head. "Me neither."

Said blonde-haired person sighed. "You're right…it is pretty hot." At this statement, Axel blinked. He could take that one of two ways…

Roxas sat up from the laying-down position he was in, and unzipped his coat. When it was unzipped down to the bottom, he shimmied it off his shoulders, leaving the thin, black undershirt that some Organization members chose to wear underneath their mandatory black overcoats.

Of course, all the while, Axel was watching him. He didn't seem to blink as he watched Roxas take the troublesome coat and throw it unceremoniously to the ground. He watched as the blonde-haired person stretched his arms outward, yawning while doing so. He also watched as he lay back down, and turned towards him.

Roxas yawned once, "Stay with me until I fall asleep?" Axel nodded his head almost a little too fast in response. Roxas closed his eyes and Axel watched as breathing patterns.

After some minutes, Axel figured Roxas' was already asleep, as much as he didn't want to go; he had to. He moved to get up but Roxas' was latched onto his slim waist and he murmured, "Stay…"

.x.O.x.

Roxas' woke to the sound of an emo getting drenched, people plotting to torture someone, and, of course, your normal blathering on about the darkness. The one factor that made this morning customary was missing. His eyes fluttered open to face a familiar pale face with tattooed slits under his eyes.

"Maybe locked doors aren't so bad…"


Disclaimer: Revalations (Suki) and Fun Sized (Shanna) own nothing but the plotline and Axel's boxers. YAY!

Shanna: So we were planning to make a raft to Japan...

Suki: And we forgot the coconuts, so we wanted Demyx to get them...

Shanna: But we were already in the middle of the ocean...

Suki: And we wondered, "What if Demyx couldn't swim?"

Shanna: Then we started making these oxymorons...

Suki and Shanna: AND HERE WE ARE NOW!

Suki says to review or she'll eat your guts out.