Hello everyone, how is everyone doing? I am good but not liking all the snow that's in my area right now it sucks and its cold. Glad to have another chapter up for this one. This is one of the longer ones I hope everyone enjoys it. It was honestly fun to write.
ukewithdarksoul: I didn't put the sex exactly but I hope you like this chapter it was really amusing to write.
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Itachi was sure it started a week ago but wasn't sure how it started. Where were these parents when they actually needed them? Itachi swears he can't do this on his own but he was sure he would have to. Itachi was at a complete disbelief when he walked into the room and saw his brother his little brother at that and his best friend Naruto whacking each other off.
He automatically shut the door after telling them to conceal themselves once again.
"Can I come in now?" Itachi asked.
"Yes," both said even though they didn't get the release they needed.
"Do I even want to know why you two are doing this? To each other nonetheless?" Itachi asked.
"Do we have to give you an honest answer?" Naruto asked not one for lying thankfully.
"I would prefer that." Itachi said.
"You're sick." Naruto said turning his head making Sasuke have to hold in a chuckle.
"It's too early to deal with you two. If you don't want to tell me maybe I can tell mom and Kushina so they can give you two sex talks." Itachi said standing up.
"NO!" Both screamed completely freaked out and that humored Itachi nonetheless.
"Okay then tells me what and how this happened?" Itachi asked not really wanting to know but felt like it was required.
"Ahhh... Naruto you tell him." Sasuke grumbled.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders and mumbled a fine then looked at Itachi with serious eyes.
"We felt like doing it because we were horny and no girls like me and too many like him so we decided to do it with each other." Naruto explained.
Itachi couldn't help but release the sigh that came out of his mouth along with shaking his head. That was not the answer he was expecting at all.
"So, you were both horny?" Itachi asked so he could make sure he heard correctly.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other nodded then looked at Itachi with a weird look in their faces it creeped him out then nodded.
"You really couldn't do it apart though?" Itachi asked looking creeped out.
"We could have but that would have been boring. I didn't even know what I was doing. I never whacked off before." Naruto said.
"And Sasuke has?" Itachi asked looking toward his brother.
"Yeah he said he did." Naruto answered.
"Okay, so I need to give you both the sex talk then." Itachi said seeing the displeased look on their faces.
"NO! We really don't need that." Sasuke said.
"Obviously one needs more information than the other but yes you both do need it." Itachi said shaking his head.
"Are you talking about me when you say one needs it more?" Naruto asked.
"Obviously idiot, seriously this is why I told you to lock the damn door." Sasuke growled out.
"You were the last one in the room Sasuke." Naruto said.
"Okay you two stops arguing." Itachi said.
"But do we really have to listen to you tell us about sex?" Naruto whined out with Sasuke nodding his head.
"Are there any questions you need me to answer before I start this conversation?" Itachi asked.
"Do we have to do this?" Sasuke asked.
Naruto raised his hand after Itachi shook his head yes.
"What is it Naruto?" Itachi asked.
"Do you whack off?" Naruto asked curiously and Sasuke couldn't help but now be curious.
"We're definitely not talking about me right now." Itachi said.
"I will take that as a yeah." Naruto said nodding his head. "But proceed anyway." Naruto commented.
"Forget it I will just tell mom." Itachi said standing up.
"NO!" Naruto said grabbing his arm and pulling him back down.
"Ewe... don't touch me you were masturbating with your hands just now." Itachi said pulling his arm away harshly.
"Do wet dreams always happen?" Naruto asked seeing as he finally had someone to talk to.
"Naruto why don't you try talking to your dad about these things?" Itachi asked.
"Because he is never around." Naruto said.
"Okay, but yes wet dreams are normal. How many do you have a week?" Itachi asked.
"Almost every night." Naruto said.
"Okay for now we will skip that one because I don't even knows how to answer that honestly." Itachi said turning his head.
"So, what are you going to tell us?" Sasuke asked resentfully.
"So, there are three ways you can have sex, anal, vaginal, or oral. You two know that, already right?" Itachi asked getting a nod from them. "When you have sex, it is best to use protection and lube if need be." Itachi said.
"Do you have to be gay to do anal?" Naruto asked.
"No... If the girls you're having sex with likes it then you can do it with a female." Itachi asked.
"Would if you don't like girls?" Sasuke asked glancing at Naruto.
"Then you have only two options and those are anal and oral." Itachi answered.
"Is masturbation a form of sex?" Naruto asked.
"I would say it's more for sexual pleasure but yes if you're doing it with someone else that would be sexual contact." Itachi answered. "Have you both been tested for STD's?" Itachi asked.
"I am a virgin." Naruto said.
"I am too idiot." Sasuke said smacking Naruto in the back of the head.
"You never know." Naruto said rubbing his head.
"Alright, have you two kissed anyone or swapped bodily fluids with anyone other than each other?" Itachi asked.
"We didn't," Sasuke answered for them.
"That's good to know but what do you two do at parties?" Itachi asked remembering his own parties.
"I don't want to stick my tongue down no one's throat." Sasuke said sounding disgusted.
"Well you can get STD's from any of those ways. Now to go on to the STD's... that infect your genitals there is chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, HIV, herpes, HPV and genital warts, hepatitis B, crabs, scabies, trichomoniasis. As for what can infect your mouth and throat would be herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV, and hepatitis B. Now there are some that only need skin to skin contact that would be herpes, HPV, crabs, and scabies." Itachi explained.
"What is HPV?" Naruto asked.
"Human papillomavirus," Itachi said. "Any other questions?" Itachi asked looking at both shocked boys with them shaking their heads. "Alright then let's continue... if you were to have anal sex it would be good to use lube because it will not only hurt less but will be safer. If you get an STD go to see your doctor and see if it has a cure most do but some don't." Itachi said pausing to see if they had anything to add.
"What are ways for protection?" Sasuke asked.
"There are female condoms, male condoms as you know already, and dental dams." Itachi said.
"What are dental dams?" Naruto asked.
"It is a thin sheet of latex or polyurethane sheets used between the mouth and vagina or anus during oral sex. If you want the do's and don'ts for that one you have to look it up on your own." Itachi said.
"Would if you want to have sex with someone and you want to use protection but they don't?" Naruto asked.
"Is someone trying to force you into sex?" Itachi asked looking at Naruto then eyeing his brother.
"No, I was just wondering." Naruto said shaking his hands.
"Okay well then they aren't right for you. You shouldn't be with them no matter who they are." Itachi said.
"Oh, so for instance if I say that Sasuke is forcing himself on me without protection I shouldn't be with him." Naruto said.
"DON'T USE ME IDIOT!" Sasuke screamed.
"Yes, it's wrong." Itachi said.
"You don't believe what this idiot is saying right Itachi?" Sasuke asked grabbing his brother's arm.
"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR HANDS! And he wasn't saying you were." Itachi screamed then clarified bouncing away from them.
"You're being dramatic." Sasuke said and Naruto nodded his head in agreement.
"No, I'm not; you two were just touching each other. I don't want your germs." Itachi said.
"Good point we were using lotion and all that." Naruto said making Sasuke chuckle.
"That's it I am not talking to anymore." Itachi said making both laugh at him.
He got up to go to the door.
"There is one rule I am sure is a given for you Sasuke. Do you know what that is?" Itachi asked.
Sasuke shook his head no.
"Uchiha men never bottom." Itachi said with a smirk and left them both confused.
"WAIT! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?" Sasuke screamed but Itachi ignored him in favor of them learning it themselves.
Itachi couldn't help but laugh after two weeks though he saw another change he wasn't sure of wanting to know about.
"Itachi, did you notice that Naruto and Sasuke have been closer?" Mikoto asked.
"Yes, I noticed." Itachi said. 'I am here more than you.' Itachi thought as he ate his Dango his mother bought him.
"Do you know if they are dating?" Mikoto asked.
"I think they may be but I don't know for sure and I don't even want to ask." Itachi said knowing what his mother was going to say next.
"Please find out for me come on do it for your mama. I bought you Dango." Mikoto said.
"So, this was a bribe." Itachi said standing up with the plate of Dango walking upstairs.
"ARE YOU GOING TO ASK?" Mikoto screamed to her older son but Itachi thoroughly ignored her.
As he walked up stairs Sasuke and Naruto were walking out Sasuke's room. Itachi noticed the hickeys on Sasuke and Naruto's neck then he noticed the limp Naruto had making Itachi chuckle behind his hand.
"MOTHER THEY ARE DATING!" Itachi screamed out.
"ITACHI!" Sasuke and Naruto screamed at him but it was too late the damage was done.
Itachi walked past them gleefully with an actual smile on his face happy he just destroyed their fun times for now on. He heard his mother as she ran up the stairs and started talking to them about a bunch of things he tuned out. They would eventually get him back but at the moment he really didn't care if they did.
"That was so worth it." Itachi said as he sat on his bed put on his headphones and ate his Dango.
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I swear I can picture Itachi getting back at them that way seeing as they really did piss him off in the room when they kept touching him and asking him questions they knew he didn't want to answer.
