Hello everyone,
How is everyone doing? School is finally done for the semester so now I get to work freely on all my stories. But since I have so many open I put them into categories that should get my stories done faster. I hope you like what I plan.
Ages:
Itachi: 18
Sasuke and Naruto: 16
underlying pairing: Sasuke and Naruto
Enjoy the chapter.
For some reason whenever the two numb skulls get in trouble or are having a problem they go to Itachi and Itachi would love to know why. So, what better way than to just ask them?
Naruto and Sasuke ran into the house after school one day both with a problem of their own and Itachi was just fed up with all the questions.
"Why don't you two ask father or mother?" Itachi questioned the two younger teens.
Naruto shrugged with a shy smile that Itachi found weird and oddly cute. "Well... it's because your older than me. I figured you would have a better chance of answering my questions since you're still a teenager too." Naruto said turning his head away from the two Uchiha.
"You're my brother I should always come to you for a problem. Those were your exact words to me." Sasuke answered simply shaking his head.
"I know I said that Sasuke but you don't have to ask me everything." Itachi said sighing. "And why does there seem to be problems every day?" Itachi asked.
"Sorry I won't ask you anymore." Naruto said walking out the room before anyone could say anything.
"Look what you did now Naruto feels bad." Sasuke said getting up and running after his friend.
"What?" Itachi questioned by him straight shocked.
"ITACHI!" Mikoto screamed for him.
Itachi got up from his desk to go by his mother and was not surprised when she looked irritated too.
"What's wrong mother?" Itachi asked.
"Your father is being an asshole again." Mikoto said pouting.
Why does everyone come to him?
"You knew that before you married him mother." Itachi said basically calling his father an asshole.
"I know but that's because I love him." Mikoto whined.
"I have homework to do." Itachi said getting away quickly.
Itachi finally had peace until his phone ring with it being his father.
"Yes father?" Itachi asked.
"Your mother is mad at me again. What should I do to get her to be happy with me again?" Fugaku asked his eldest son.
"Why don't you stop being an asshole as she says?" Itachi asked.
"Watch your mouth Itachi. That I can't help because I don't agree with something she wants." Fugaku said.
"My apologies, why don't you get her that new gardening kit she has been wanting?" Itachi offered.
"That sounds like a good idea. Thank you, son." Fugaku said hanging up.
"I should just give up on business and go to psychology." Itachi mumbled to himself turning back to his computer looking up the best psychology schools for college.
It was at least two hours later when there was a small knock on his door. He got up answering it and was shocked to find a tray of Dango sitting there for him along with a note. He didn't hesitate to pick up his favorite treat and the note. He opened the plastic off the Dango and took one into his mouth before he opened the note.
He was shocked to see that it was from Naruto.
Itachi,
Sorry I am always troubling you with my problems. I made you some Dango I hope you like it.
-Naruto
Itachi could honestly say he felt bad now. He knew what to do now that he knew Naruto made the most amazing Dango in the world and that was to marry him.
It was inclined to believe that Itachi went with common sense first and didn't make rash decisions but this decision was definitely rash and it was all because of Dango. So, when dinner rolled around everyone was shocked by the first words to come out Itachi's mouth.
"Naruto we're getting married." Itachi said abruptly making the blonde blush brightly.
"WHAT!" Sasuke screamed standing up quickly. "YOU WILL NOT!" Sasuke screamed.
"Itachi I know... no never mind I don't know what the hell your thinking." Fugaku said shocked.
He loved Naruto like he was another one of his kids but this was something even he didn't know what to say to. If it was Sasuke saying this he would have went to Itachi for advice but since it was Sasuke he was lost.
"Welcome to the family even more Naruto." Mikoto said happily.
Naruto was still sitting there not saying a thing while Sasuke was shocked by his mother's response.
"Why the hell do you want to marry Naruto?" Sasuke asked looking at Itachi with serious eyes.
"He makes delicious Dango." Itachi said.
"Naruto, I told you not to make him Dango." Sasuke said grabbing Naruto and tried pulling him away from the table but Naruto forced him to stop.
"I must respectively decline your marriage offer. I am already in a relationship with the person I love sorry. But I can still make you Dango if you listen to my problems." Naruto said making Sasuke smile softly behind him and Itachi was shocked.
He just noticed that Naruto didn't let go of Sasuke's hand as he spoke and that Sasuke's smile was so soft that it shocked him that he didn't notice before right now. They were telling him problems about each other. He was a relationship counselor.
"Oh, okay I will take that." Itachi said with a smile.
Sasuke pulled Naruto away and Itachi was pleasant with the results he was getting for giving the young couple therapy.
"So, what are you two going to give me for my services to you?" Itachi asked his parents like a true business man.
"We don't owe you anything Itachi." Fugaku growled at his son.
"Then solve your problems yourselves." Itachi said wiping his mouth and getting up from the table.
"What do you want?" Fugaku screamed after his son.
"Dango," Itachi said and walked out the room.
"Pretty simple." Mikoto said with a smile.
"Thank god," Fugaku said continuing to eat with his wife.
"By the way I don't want to go into business anymore. I want to be in psychology." Itachi said popping his head into the doorway walking off hearing a string of curses from his father but didn't care.
'Maybe I can make a profit with different kinds of Dango.' Itachi said as he walked upstairs to hear his brother and Naruto arguing about something but ignored it for now.
That's how it became until Itachi went to college. They say when in doubt go to Itachi for your problems but make sure you bring Dango.
Reviews..
I was laughing so hard writing this chapter. I really enjoy writing these little one shots because they make me feel refreshed to write more.
I had a rough week someone very close to me just passed away and I needed this laugh so here is a chapter.
