"HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, 1931. THE GOLDEN AGE OF CINEMA HAS BEGUN…FRANKENSTEIN HAS JUST BEEN FILMED, ALONG WITH DRACULA, AND DR JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE!"
"GOOD LORD GET THEM OFF ME!" A man at the premiere of all three movies exclaimed as the Universal movie monsters dog piled him.
"--That a bolt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Frankie baby?" Mae West slowly ran her finger up Frankenstein's monster's chin.
"MAE WEST...GOOD...MMMRGH!" Frankenstein's monster exclaimed, lustfully growling. He was about to chase Ms. West, when the Bride showed up and socked him to the ground with one blow.
"What, Bride am chopped liver?!" The Bride of Frankenstein exclaimed at the sight of her husband cheating.
"IT IS HERE WHERE BORIS AND NATASHA HAVE SNUCK ONTO THE WABAC AND RECIEVED THEIR LATEST INVENTION FOR FEARLESS LEADER'S LATEST PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!"
"Vat's een box, Fearless Leader?" Boris inquired to his superior from his video watch.
"Dat, Boris, Natasha, ees a raygun vith de ability to REMOVE ze noise from any living thing!" Fearless Leader exclaimed right as Natasha opened the box he'd given the two spies. "I call eet…the ACOUSTINATOR!"
"ON ONE SIDE OF THE RAY GUN WAS A DIAL WITH BOTH A REVERSE MODE AND A REMOVE SOUND MODE."
"Ees cool..." Natasha spoke, looking at the gun in her hands, then handed it to Boris.
"SUDDENLY, A RANDOM HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE WALKED OUT, BORIS TOOK THIS OPPERTUNITY."
"I test eet nao!" Boris exclaimed, setting the dial to "remove sound."
"BORIS ZAPPED THE HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE WITH THE ACOUSTINATOR, REMOVING THE SOUND FROM HIS VOICE AND BODY."
(Title card: "Good golly! I'm in pictures!") The executive exclaimed, despite the fact he could no longer speak.
"THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM THOUGH, THE USE OF THE ACOUSTINATOR HAD ALSO LEFT THE EXECUTIVE COMPLETELY BLACK AND WHITE, WITH A FILM GRAIN POPPING UP HERE AND THERE ON HIS BODY."
"Uh, ja, dat ees one minor side effect—" Fearless Leader shrugged. "De wicktim not only has zound evaporated from his body, but also gets ze Grayscale!"
"Enh, so vat?" Boris shrugged. "Netesha and I vere born vit mild Grayscale!"
"Ees okey to live vith as long as ve haff treatments vonce a month." Natasha replied.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "A Winkle of Paris", OR "Haven't you heard?"