"—And now it's time for—" Rocky started to speak.
"THE HOTTEST BOYBAND IN HISTORY…ME!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "Well, actually it's called B2k but you get the point!"
As Bullwinkle rushed off the stage, Rocky felt the need to comment.
"Bullwinkle got his hands on a cloning machine from our last caper, and…" Rocky sighed. "He used five of his clones to make a boy band."
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"Me, Myself and I (and U, Girl)"
B2k
Cloney Island Records
Bullwinkle 1: "(haha, girl, I hope you don't mind lovin' all of us)"
Bullwinkle 5: "Well, I was,
Just a reg-u-lar guy,
Now I'm straight-up seein' dou-ble,
Girl, your love split me into five,
And now baby, I'm in trou-ble!"
Original Bullwinkle: "They say that two is company,
And that three is a crowd,"
Bullwinkle 3: "(That's right)"
Bullwinkle 4: "You need me, myself and I,"
Bullwinkle 2: "(and you, girl)"
All: "Tonight we gonna get real loud!"
All: "Oooh me, my-self and I,
(And you girl)
We gonna survive,
(It's true, girl),
We just go-tta thrive,
(You're our worlds)
Me, myself and I,
(And you, girl)"
Bullwinkle 1: "RAP BREAK!"
Bullwinkle 2: "It's like,
One moose, two moose, three moose, four!"
Bullwinkle 3: "I give you all my love and yet you want some MORE!"
Bullwinkle 4: "—Five moose, six moose, seven moose, eight!"
Bullwinkle 5: "We split that bill five ways when we all on a date!"
All: "Oooh me, my-self and I,
(And you girl)
We gonna survive,
(It's true, girl),
We just go-tta thrive,
(You're our worlds)
Me, myself and I,
(And you, girl)"
All: "Oooh me, my-self and I,
(And you girl)
We gonna survive,
(It's true, girl),
We just go-tta thrive,
(You're our worlds)
Me, myself and I,
(And you, girl)"
(*the music video ends*)
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"And now, back to the show!"