Eddsworld Incorrect Quotes:
Your Prompt:
Matt: *screams*
Edd:*Screams louder to assert dominance*
Tom: Should we stop them?
Tord: No. I wanna see who wins
Your Prompt:
Matt: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark allies.
Edd: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting a lot of makeup on if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap.
Tom: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you! Self care is when you feel the bones cracking under your powerful fists! Self care is the fear in your enemies´ eyes.
Tord: Lmao Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting off of it.
Matt: If you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands.
Your Prompt:
Matt, banging on the door: Edd! Open up!
Edd: Well it all started when I was a kid,
Tom: No, he meant
Tord: Let him finish.
Your Prompt:
Tom: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Edd: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Matt: I personally was created in a lab.
Tord: I just straight up spawned lol.
Your Prompt:
Tom: I just ended a four year relationship
Edd: Oh, Im so sorry. Are you okay?
Tom: Hm? Oh yea im wasn't my relationship
*Matt and Tord fighting from across the room*
Your Prompt:
Tom: Why are your tongues purple?
Edd: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tord: I had a red one.
Tom:oh.
Tom:
Tom:OH
Matt:
Matt: You drank each other's slushies?
Your Prompt:
Matt: I currently have 7 notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Tord: Put spaghetti in it
Matt: Im currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you
Tom: Put spaghetti in it
Matt: Im taking suggestions from anyone but you two
Edd: Put spaghetti in it
Matt: I am no longer taking suggestions
Your Prompt:
Matt: I think were missing something
Tord: Teamwork?
Edd: Cohesion?
Tom: A general sense of what were doing
Your Prompt:
Matt: Yo is Tom dead of just sleeping?
Tord: Hopefully dead- I hated his guts-
Edd: Yea- so did I
Tom: First of all- Fuck you
Your Prompt:
Matt: Tord isnt answering his phone
Edd: Ill call
Tom: Tom and I have both tried six times, what makes you think-
Tord: Hello?
Your Prompt:
Matt: YOU LYING, CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!
Tord: OH YEAH!? YOUR THE IDIOT WHO THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO! WELL WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Matt: IM LEAVING YOU AND IM TAKING EDD WITH ME!
Tom, picking up the monopoly board: I think were gonna stop playing now.
Your Prompt:
Matt: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Tord:
Tom:
Edd:
Everyone else at Matt's surprise party:
Tord: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Your Prompt:
Matt: Tonight one of you will betray us
Tord: Is it me Matt?
Matt: No, it's not you.
Tom: Is it me Matt?
Matt:Its not you either
Edd: Is it me Matt?
Matt:
Matt, mockingly: Is It Me MaTt?
Your Prompt:
Matt: Listen- I can explain
Tom: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Tord: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Edd: You guys are getting paid?
Your Prompt:
Matt: I think Edd was right-
Tom: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so'
Tord: He wouldn't do that
Edd: Your right, Tord. For once in your life you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Edd: *Turns around, the shirt he's wearing says "Edd told you so" on the back*
Your Prompt:
Matt: Isnt it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Tom: Plane tickets?
Tord: Concert tickets?
Edd: Prostitution?
Matt, holding up broken frames: Glasses.
Your Prompt:
Tom: Why is Edd so sad?
Matt: He took one of those "What Character Are You" quizzes.
Tom: And...?
Matt: He got Tord.
Your Prompt:
Tom: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Tord: I am not a weenie!
Matt: Relax, you're among friends. *raises his drink*
Tord: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Edd: You tell 'em, Tord! *sips their drink*
Tord: Edd, what're you doing here?
Edd: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Your Prompt:
Tom: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Edd: I don't know how to do that.
Matt: I don't wear a watch.
Tord: Time is a construct.
Your Prompt:
Tom: Can I be frank with you guys?
Edd: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Matt: Can I still be Matt?
Tord: Shh, let Frank speak.
Your Prompt:
Edd: You know those things will kill you, right?
Tom, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Tord, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Matt: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Your Prompt:
Edd: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Matt: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Tom: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tord: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Your Prompt:
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Tom: Shit.
Edd: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tord: OH MY GOD MATT FELL OFF!
Your Prompt:
Tom: *Gently taps table*
Edd: *Taps back*
Matt: What are they doing?
Tord: Morse code.
Tom: *Aggressively taps table*
Edd: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Your Prompt:
Tom: Edd, I'm sad.
Edd: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Matt: Tord, I'm sad.
Tord, nodding: mood.
Your Prompt:
*Tom's helping Edd out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Matt: How does Edd look?
Tord: A little better than you, actually.
Your Prompt:
Tom, Edd, and Matt are sitting on a bench
Tord: Why do you guys look so sad?
Tom: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Tord sits down*
Edd: The bench is freshly painted.
Your Prompt:
Tom: Truth or dare?
Edd: Dare
Tom: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Edd: Hey Matt
Matt, blushing: Yeah?
Edd: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Tord
Your Prompt:
Tom: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Edd: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Matt?
Matt: Probably "road work ahead".
Tord: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Your Prompt:
Matt: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tom: Not if they consent to it.
Tord: Depends who you're stabbing.
Edd: YES?!
Your Prompt:
*Tom is cooking*
Matt: Any chance that's for me?
Tom: It's for Edd. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Tord: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Your Prompt:
Tom: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Tom and Edd, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Matt: Our turn, Tord! One, two, three- vanilla!
Tord, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Your Prompt:
Tom, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Edd, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Matt, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Tord, trembling: What are we playing
Your Prompt:
Tord: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Matt: What?
Edd: That you're a child.
Tom: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?