Rickest Hero

BNHA/ Rick and Morty

For obvious reasons this is rated M, I mean come on it's Rick and Morty.

Chapter 1: wubba lubba dub dub.

"Holy shit what the f-urp-uck happened?" A messy green haired teen groaned as he sat up, before him laid his scortch mark covered desk and wall, the ruins of a small device smoldering on a metal tray as the ringing in his ears died down. "Well fuck."

"IZUKU MIDORIYA!" His short mother screamed as she booted the door open. "What did I tell you about experimenting with that stuff in the house?!"

"I'm fine mum." The teen groaned as they stood up, using the edge of the desk for leverage as they did so. "Just tried modifying the spectro-transmogifier."

"Sweety, you know I have no clue what you're talking about." The woman sighed.

"Interdimensional cable mum." Izuku sweatdropped.

"But didn't you already hook that up?" The woman asked in confusion.

"Y-yeah but we're missing 700 channels and d1301 has a documentary on how plumbus are made that I want to watch." Izuku replied as he went back to trying to meddle with the device.

"And just why did it explode in the first place?" His mother asked with a sigh.

"C-cheap gaxon-urp-arian batteries, last time I ever buy from G1246." The teen replied with a roll of his eyes, not at his mother but at the universe, last time he was cutting corners ever.

"Just be safe." The woman sighed softly.

"I will mum." Izuku replied softly as he put the parts down. "B-besides I'm sure bakugo is worse."

"Of that I have no doubt." His mum snorted softly.

"Call me when dinners ready, should be done by then anyway." Izuku smiled as he pulled out a small toolbox which expanded into a foot and a half long clear blue field with tools floating in it once it was put on the desk.

"Alright, we're having stew tonight ok?" The woman smiled.

"Okay mum, see you then." The teen replied as his mother left the room.

This was the life of Izuku Midoriya, the "Rick" of universe M-938, well technically he was a Morty but the Rick of his universe was a complete asshole while he was the smarter one, hence he was reclassified as a Rick by the council of Ricks to avoid the embarrassment of a "stupid rick", apparently it happened from time to time, sometimes you get a "tall Morty" or a "old Morty" from such incidents, he didn't know what was up with his grandfather other than the man really wasn't liked by anyone on the council of Ricks, almost as bad as c-137 apparently was.

The buzzing of a phone interrupted Izuku's work. With a sigh he opened his phone and blinked at the message present on the screen. He sighed as he pinched his nose in agitation. "Mum! I'll be back in a hour or two, if I'm not back tomorrow call the number on the fridge!"

"Where are you going?!" His mum called back as he grabbed his white lab coat which he left unbuttoned, a small remote like device with a trigger and green canister on top and a box full of small crystals.

"T-to stop some ass-urp-holes!" Izuku replied back. "If I do it now it'll save a headache in a few seasons!"

"Did you break that forth wall thing again?" The woman groaned.

"Y-yeah." Izuku replied as he grabbed as flask out of his pocket and took a swing before replacing the cap. "Just m-make sure the other ro-urp-om is ready!"

"Izuku Midoriya are you kidnapping someone?!" His mum screamed as she barged in just as he had one leg out the window.

"No?" He replied with a roasted eyebrow. "I'm rescuing." And with that he jumped out the window. His mother gasped in fright as she launched herself forwards and looked down out the window, half expecting to see her son a pancake on the ground. Instead of such a gory sight however she merely saw a glowing green vortex closing.

"If this keeps up I'll have more grays than my father." The woman groaned as she clutched at her chest.

[Elsewhere, universe G1721]

With a slushing sound a green vortex opened up amists a massive city sized hospital, various creatures and beings of all shapes and sizes were waiting around in lines or being given medical attention. Without missing a beat Izuku was flung through the portal where he rolled to a stop and quickly stood up, brushing himself off.

Giving a quick look around he found what he was looking for and joined the admittedly short que. Within three minutes he was already at the front of the line. The being behind the desk looked like a floating ball of wrinkles and mouthes with a trio of eyes around where their forehead would be.

"Hi, I just need something to help with human malnutrition, age is around 5 years old and female, pill form please." Izuku spoke up. The creature let loose a string of gibbering mumbles as several whip like arms shot around quickly to the various shelves and cabinets, grabbing small amounts of powder from each container before shoving the arms into what could only be described as a meat winner. There was several crunches and cracks as the arms were ripped free and fed into the machine. A few moments passed as the last of the visible arms went into the device before it emitted a buzz sound and a small single pill fell out.

The creature let loose another string of gibberish as it held out a single fingerless palm towards Izuku. In response he merely placed two red crystals into the waiting appendage and walked off towards the designated portal area.

[Earth M-938, half an hour later]

Izuku sighed as he stood before a run down store front, a pair of red tinted goggles over his eyes which had wires running to a set of metal braces on his arms hidden by his shirt. In his hands he held a box with the remainder of the crystals. Taking a breath he marched upto the store front and shoved open the door and made his way to the storage room and into the basement.

A large figure in a suit wearing a plague mask was there to greet him.

"Who are you? You can't get passed Rappa!" The man growled.

"Easy there big guy, I have something for your boss." Izuku replied while rolling his eyes.

"Oh yeah and what?" Rappa retorted as he folded his arms.

"Your b-urp-oss wants to stop quirks? These rocks can help." Izuku replied, lying out his ass to try and get passed the man who honestly he didn't think he could non lethally neutralise without maiming them.

"Hmm." Rappa hummed to himself. "Rappa take you to boss."

"L-lead the way big g-urp-uy." Izuku replied as he followed Rappa through the complex tunnel system under even the basement and possibly into the sewers...gross.

Eventually they made their way into what could only be described as a third world WW2 medical clinic where a brown haired man with a mask and white gloves was shaking a sobbing child.

"Boss. I got you help!" Rappa called, you could practically hear his smile of self gratification in his voice.

"Rappa you idiot!" The man snapped causing the white haired girl and Rappa to flinch in fright. "He could be a hero!"

"N-urp-nope." Izuku replied before holding up the box of rocks and explaining. "I heard you wanted to ixnay quirks Kai and got these, they stop quirks."

"Really now? Do you have proof?" The man demanded.

"Y-yeah, hold these a second big guy." Izuku replied as he handed the box to Rappa and took several steps away. Throwing his hand out to the side a laser bolt was released from the metal frame where it hit the wall with a fizzle but due to how it was hidden it looked to of came from his palm to the Yakuza present.

"A laser quirk? Disgusting." Kai spat.

"Now, with one of the rocks." Izuku stated as he held one rock in the same hand and repeated the motion, the rock glowed as the beam hit it but it was so minimally noticeable that nobody picked up on it.

"I see." Kai hummed as he picked up a rock for himself, testing it's weigh and feel in his hand. "And what do you want in exchange?"

"Oh I want the girl safe." Izuku replied bluntly causing both Yakuza to look at him like he was an idiot.

"How about I just kill you instead?" Kai asked as he took a threatening step forwards.

"How about no." Izuku deadpanned as he raised his wrist and using the frame shot a laser at the rock. It exploded like a hand grenade ripping Kai's arm clean off. The man screamed in pain and rage, before Rappa could even attempt to help a second beam was fired, detonating the box in his hand. The blast sent the man flying back and through a wall. Several more Yakuza who had been gathered around a table playing poker blinked in shock at the large man laying across their game.

"Ok. Time to go!" Izuku called as he dove for the frightened girl. With a startled Yelp she was pulled away from the table and rushed out of the room as the other Yakuza started to give chase.

"W-who are you?" The girl squeaked fearfully.

"I'm the guy who's here to save you!" Izuku replied as he fired behind him, causing a bracing strut to be hit and the tunnel to collapse on all but one Yakuza, this one a skinny shirtless man hanging from the pipes in the ceiling. "H-hey dingus! Being drunk doesn't effect me!"

As he rounded a corner he slammed a door shut, the room had no other way in or out, infact all that decorated the room was a filthy blood stained mattress with a threadbare sheet and a old thin pillow.

"You're gonna die." The small girl sniffed as banging was heard outside the door. "We can't get out of my room unless they open the door."

"Nope." Izuku replied as he pulled a portal gun out of his pocket and fired it at the wall. "O-ok, when we get through we'll be at my place and safe ok?"

"R-really?" The girl sniffed.

"Y-yeah we will Eri." Izuku smiled softly.

"H-how do you know my name?" The girl asked in a small tone as Izuku lead her through the portal and into his bedroom. With a small ripple with vortex vanished.

"T-those idiots weren't as sneaky as they wanted to believe." Izuku replied. "Mum! I'm home and have a little girl who needs a meal!"

"What?!" His mum screamed from the kitchen as the clanging of pans on the floor was heard.

"Come on, we can get you some nice food and then new clothes ok?" Izuku asked. Eri nodded softly as he lead her into the dining room of the house where him mum was cleaning up a spilled pile of pan toasted bread. "Mum. This is Eri, Eri this is my mum Inko."

"..." Eri squeaked softly as she hid behind Izuku's leg. His mother on the other hand gasped at the state the girl was in.

"You poor dear." Inko gasped softly. "Sit down, I'll get you some stew and juice."

"D-do you have apples?" Eri asked softly.

"I'm sure we do." Inko nodded softly as she rushed back into the kitchen.

"Come on, let's get you seated." Izuku stated softly as he helped the small girl into a chair, mentally ranting up a storm at the Yakuza who left the poor girl's arms littered with scars.

After a few moments Inko arrived back in the dining room with a small red apple and a carton of apple juice for the small girl who accepted the items with a soft "thankyou".

"Now dear, do you know where your parents are?" Inko asked softly.

The girl shook her head as she started to cry. "I m-made d-daddy disappear and mummy didn't want me. I'm cursed." She sniffled.

"Yakuza were experimenting on her, found out by accident a few weeks back and had an opportunity today to save her since the ass who makes invisible walls wasn't there." Izuku explained as he tried to calm Eri down. "Legally she doesn't exist and unofficially I happen to know people who can help her exist."

"Izuku..." Inko gave a warning growl at her son.

"It's all legal by earth laws." Izuku replied simply. "I'll talk tomorrow after the exams with Nezu, the rat is probably the 3rd smartest thing on this planet and knows Japanese laws like the back of his paw."

"Alright but what if they come looking for her?" Inko asked in concern as the small girl continued to nibble on her apple.

"If they try there's a stasis gun under the table, in my room, in the kitchen under the cutlery holder and in the bathroom under the sink. Just use the codeword "intruder alert" and they're spring out." Izuku explained.

"You have guns?!" Inko cried in shock making Eri jump fearfully.

"Stasis guns and laser guns, all safe to own under j-urp-apanese law." Izuku replied with a wave of his hand. "Besides if any moron with half the brain capacity of a chipmunk tries to break in it's better to be prepared than unprepared."

Inko was still hesitant but nodded anyway, after all it was better safe than sorry, especially given she remembered when someone broke into their old house and stole all the jewelry back when Izuku was two. She was just lucky that Ingenium was nearby and stopped them before they got away.

[Elsewhere in the multiverse]

"It's alive! It's alive!" A violent spark knocked out all the lights. "...it's dead." The voice deadpanned before the lights flickered back on. "Oh... Wait... ITS ALIVE! ALIVE! HAHAHAHAAA!"

"I still think letting her learn from Nezu was a mistake." The voice of a old man with ginger and grey hair huffed.

"Shut it Endeavor. You didn't have to teach the pink haired maniac." A wrinkly only man with a scoop shaped helmet uttered as he wacked Endeavor in the shin with a walking stick. "Atleast now we know why recovery girl loved wacking people in the shins!"

"Yeah yeah, let's just send the brat back before this shit happened and undo this crappy timeline." Endeavor huffed.

"Doesn't work that way, no ours will still exist but it'll stop another reality ending up like ours." The pink woman supplied. "Wish we could send back more than one person but she's the best chance."

"She's a kid! Barely the age UA would allow in their courses!" Endeavor snapped. "Send me there and I can burn the idiot before anything happens!"

"Can it burnt toast!" The woman snapped. "Besides Eri's the only one who can survive this, otherwise we're just handing All for One everything on a silver platter."

"I hope you're right brat." The man with a scoop helmet uttered.

"Meh, I haven't exploded shit accidentally in six weeks. We should be good." The woman waved it off with a smug grin.

The old man groaned as he face palmed. "We're doomed."

End.

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