"Bummer of Love" Sex Fanfiction By Antonio Chaves

On July 21, 1996, Norbert Beaver had met his new love interest named Treeflower, who spent the entire day with him doing very romantic things like eating stuffed jalapenos together, watching fireworks, and singing romantic songs about each other. Norbert and Treeflower got to know each other throughout the day and found out that they like the same stuff and have a lot in common. Throughout most of most of the day, Norbert performed music with Treeflower and her band The Friendly Chartreuse Bubblegum Machine, along with Norbert's younger brother by four minutes named Daggett.

After many long hours of performing music for the very large crowd that came to the concert which was located in the area where Norbert and Daggett's dam resides, Norbert and Treeflower finished performing as the event was coming to a close.

"Wow, we did pretty good!" Norbert says enthusiastically to Treeflower. "We sure did Norby, and I couldn't have done it without you." Treeflower says to Norbert lovingly and also grateful for him. "Thank you...You're very talented and I think that you can go places in life." Norbert reassures her. "You really think so Norby?" Treeflower asks him, in a flustered sounding voice. "I know so...you and your band make great music and you're also an excellent singer." Norbert says while complimenting her. Treeflower blushes and says "Oh, Norby…" while smiling at him.

"Hey...when this concert is over, wanna go inside my dam and I'll show you around? We could maybe eat more stuffed jalapeños and watch Viking Women from Venus together." Norbert asks Treeflower in a calming way. "I would love to, Norby!" Treeflower responds cheerfully while hugging him just as tightly as Norbert hugs Daggett.

Fade the hours later. When it got dark, the concert was over and the stage was taken down. Everyone was getting ready to leave to go home, meanwhile Norbert and Treeflower were still there while Daggett was being crowd surfed by the guests at the concert.

"Cmon, let's head inside." Norbert says charismatically as he brings his arm out for her to take once again. She takes his arm and giggles once again saying, "Oh Norby,I can't wait for tonight!" cheerfully.

Norbert and Treeflower then head inside the dam to spend a romantic night together. Norb gets a jar of stuffed jalapeños and both cuddle up on the couch together to watch the movie.

"Oh Norby…This has been an amazing day." Treeflower says to him lovingly as she takes a jalapeno and starts eating it. "I couldn't agree any more. You made it an amazing day...In fact, today has been the best day of my life." Norbert says to her in a reassuring and comforting voice as he eats some jalapenos too. "And it was the best day of my life for me too…I'm so glad to have met you Norby." Treeflower says while smiling. "I'm so glad to have met you too, Treeflower." Norbert responds as he wraps his arm around her body. Treeflower snuggled close to Norbert lovingly while nuzzling her face with his lovingly and also kissed it. She giggles at this.

"Treeflower...I hope you don't mind me asking this but would you wanna spend the night with me here?" Norbert asks empathetically to her. "I thought you'd never ask. I'd love to!" Treeflower responds cheerfully and lovingly. "Great! You wanna head upstairs to my bedroom so we can snuggle up together and...maybe have some fun?" Norbert asks while blushing a bit. "F-fun? What kind of fun?" Treeflower asks while blushing also.

"Well, I was thinking we could...maybe have sex? If it's okay with you of course." Norbert asks while sweating nervously and twirling his thumbs around. Treeflower blushes even harder and says, "I-I never had sex with anyone before." in a slightly nervous and flustered tone. "I could be your first...And I'll show you how to do it." Norbert says to her, trying to comfort her about the idea. "You would do that for me?" Treeflower asks Norbert innocently. "I will...I love you very much and I wanna make you feel as pleased as I can make you." Norbert reassured her while still being a little nervous inside. "Well...I trust you, Norby. I trust that you will find a way to make me feel very pleased…I mean you've made me feel happy all day." Treeflower says while putting her hand on his arm lovingly, making him more relaxed.

"I'll tell you what…I'll start by snuggling you up in bed and kissing you more so you'll feel more relaxed." Norbert tells Treeflower, causing her to giggle and respond with "Okay Norby." while she reaches her arms to him. Norbert then takes her arms lovingly as they head upstairs to the bedroom, where Treeflower is impressed with how nice it looks. "Wow! Is this you and your brother's bedroom?" Treeflower asks Norbert. "Yeah it is. A few months ago we crashed a truck into some random things and then the whole dam basically built itself." Norbert tells her pridefully as he cracks his knuckles. "That's very impressive, Norby!" Treeflower exclaims cheerfully while hugging his side. "Yeah it is…" Norbert says to her.

Norbert then sets her down gently on his bed and he lies next to her snuggling her up and kisses her again. Treeflower moans during the kiss softly, making Norbert feel her warm breath on his face and inside his mouth. "Mmmmmm...your lips feel so soft...Mmmmm…" Norbert says while kissing Treeflower. "Mmmm…Your lips are so groovy and smooth…Mmm…" Treeflower says as she swirls her tongue around Norbert's tongue and also tickles her tongue with his. Norbert starts tickling her tongue right back, making her giggle and blush as well. Norbert swirls his tongue around her nose gently, causing Treeflower to giggle once more and say, "That tickles, Norby…" while she blushes more. Her tye-dyed tail then starts grabbing Norbert's tail as they start moving around. Norb rubs his tail on her tail, causing her to become even more relaxed. Norb then starts rubbing her chest gently, making her moan from pleasure softly in his ear, "Aahh…Norby…This feels amazing…"

"Oh don't worry, sweetheart. I'll make everything feel so much better for you." Norbert says seductively as he licks his pointer and middle finger, brings them lower and lower down her chest and stomach, and finally brings them to her wet pussy, where he inserts his finger inside and begins fingering her. Treeflower gasps as Norbert starts fingering her pussy before moaning in pleasure. "Ooooh N-Norby…W-What is this amazing feeling?" Treeflower stutters as she gets fingered for the first time in her life. "This is called "fingering"...and it's the first of the five stages of sex…" Norbert says to her in a deep and seductive tone of voice while he continues rubbing the inside of her pussy for her. "F-fingering? And five stages of sex?" Treeflower asks while moaning in pleasure more. "Yes...there's five stages of sex...all of which I think you will love…" Norbert tells her while inserting his fingers deeper inside her pussy and starts massaging her pussy from the inside. "Oooh Norby…I can't wait to experience them all…Ahhhh~" Treeflower tells him while getting even more wet while blushing hard and arching her back a bit.

"You know you're a dirty girl…I love it…I love how horny you get when I stick my fingers deep inside your nice, wet pussy." Norbert says as he rubs his fingers up and down slowly inside her pussy walls. "Oh yes, Norby…Ahhh…" Treeflower moans loudly as she grips the bedsheets. Norbert traces a heart inside of her pussy as she moans for him even more.

"You know what…These fingers won't do…" Norbert says as he takes his fingers out of hers and inserts his tongue inside her pussy, eating her out and making her even more horny. "Ahhh…Norby…I-Is this s-stage 2?" Treeflower asks while moaning. Norbert gives her a thumbs up while still eating her out, signaling yes for her. Norbert starts talking dirty to her by saying "You know that sure is a nice clitoris you've got there...maybe we should give it some attention." before starting to suck on it. "Ooooh fuck yes.." Treeflower moans while she holds Norbert's down to her pussy so he can continue eating her out more. Norbert starts eating her out harder as she moans louder, but then she gets the urge to cum.

"N-Norby? I feel like something's gonna come out of my pussy…Ahhh!" She tells Norbert, not knowing that she's gonna cum. "That means you're going to cum...It's perfectly natural." Norb says to her as he starts licking her G-Spot. "Ahhh! Ah! N-Norby! I'm g-gonna c-cum! Ahhhhhh!" Treeflower moans as she squirts all over the bed sheets and all inside his mouth and she lies down on the bed panting heavily. Norbert swallows her cum and says, "Mmmm…you taste just like berries." causing Treeflower to giggle lovingly.

"Now let's move onto Stage 3...for this you're gonna want to lay on top of me...I've got a surprise for you that I know you'll like." Norbert says to her as he lies down on the bed and rubs his chest for her to lay on. "Oooh I love surprises!" Treeflower says cheerfully as she lays on top of his chest. Norbert then reaches into his fur, and pulls out his very fat, hard, and erect thirteen inch beaver penis. "Oh my! Is that what I think it is?" Treeflower asks Norbert. "Yes. It's my nice cock. You like it?" Norbert tells her pridefully. "Like it? I love it! It's such a perfect cock!" Treeflower says seductively to him and she gets even more wet for him.

"Now what you're gonna do now is give me something called a blowjob." Norbert says to her. "What's a blowjob?" Treeflower asks him. "Well you start by kissing me slowly from my face down to my chest and then you kiss my cock and also put it in your mouth." Norbert says to her lovingly "I can definitely do that…Anything for you, my sweet Norby." Treeflower says seductively while fluttering her eyelashes slowly. Treeflower starts kissing his face and swirling her tongue around his nose while giggling. After a few minutes, she starts going down to his chest and kissing it as well while moaning softly, and then finally she goes to his cock and starts kissing the cock head. "Ohhh…Daddy Norby, your cock tastes amazing…It tastes just like jalapenos." Treeflower moans as she starts licking his cock. "Mmmmm…your tongue feels so good on my cock…can you suck on it too?" Norbert asks while moaning in pleasure. "Of course, Daddy Norby." Treeflower giggles seductively before sucking his cock and slurping it up.

"Oh, Treeflower…that feels amazing." Norbert moans while he strokes her hair for her, relaxing her as she sucks his cock more and sticks her tongue inside his cock head. "Mmmmm…you like when I suck your cock like this, sweetie?" Treeflower asks seductively as he strokes his cock while talking. "Yes, Treeflower…I love it…Keep going…And also massage my balls for me." Norbert responds while moaning for her. Treeflower continues sucking his cock more while rubbing his balls gently for him. After a few minutes, Norbert forces Treeflower's head on his cock, making her deepthroat him. At first she is shocked but then after a second starts blushing and deepthroats his cock faster for him while sticking her tongue deeper inside his cock head. "Ahhh! T-Treeflower! I'm gonna c-cum too! Ahhhhh!" Norbert moans louder for her as she deepthroats him more. Just then, Norbert cums deep inside Treeflower's throat and her mouth, as she slurps all of it up. "Mmmm…your cum tastes like jalapenos too." Treeflower says as she giggles lovingly.

"Thanks…Now let's move onto Stage 4…Vaginal." Norbert says to Treeflower seductively. "What's that?" She asks him. "I insert my fat cock into your pussy and fuck you like there's no tomorrow…" Norbert responds to her while looking at her pussy for a second. "I-I never had a cock inside my pussy before…Does it hurt?" Treeflower asks nervously to him. "It might hurt for a few seconds but it'll get much better" Norbert reassures her while rubbing her breasts gently to calm her down. "Ahhh…Okay, Norby…I trust you." Treeflower moans from getting her breasts rubbed. She lays back down on the bed while Norbert lays on top of her and rubs his cock head on her pussy lips, making her moan softly in his ear.

"Are you ready?"

"I-I'm ready for you, sweetie."

Norbert finally sticks his cock inside of her soaked pussy, causing her to scream. "Does it hurt?" Norbert asks her in a concerned tone. "Y-yeah…a l-little bit." Treeflower says as she starts tearing up a bit but still keeping her composure. "I understand…It hurts but you'll get used to it quickly." Norbert tells her as he starts stroking her hair to relax her. "O-okay N-Norby…I trust y-you." She stutters, trying to believe him. Norbert starts thrusting slowly and gently inside her pussy as felt a little pain but then slowly goes away and feels more pleasure. "AHHHHHH…Ahhhhhh…oh yes Norby…" Treeflower moans loudly as she starts feeling more and more pleasured. "H-Hey Norby…Can you talk dirty to me? I want to know what that feels like…Ahhh!" Treeflower asks him while getting plowed by Norbert.

"Of course…You are the sluttiest beaver bitch ever...I love how horny you've gotten for me all day that we've met...You are daddy Norby's fuck toy for me to fuck and use however and whenever he wants to...You're Daddy Norby's sex toy now…" Norbert says while talking dirty to her and grabs her breasts again and thrusts a bit harder inside her. "Ooohh! Your cock feels so amazing inside my pussy." Treeflower moans as she holds Norbert tighter and moans in his ear. "Ahh…T-Treeflower! I think I'm gonna cum again!" Norbert moans as he starts fucking her faster. "Y-Yes Norby…I wanna cum all over your gorgeous cock…Ahhh!" Treeflower moans. "Ahhhhh! I-I'm g-gonna c-cuuummm! AHHHHH!" Norbert says as he gets close. "M-me too, Norby! Ahhhhhh!" Treeflower says as she feels the pressure building up. Norbert then unleashes lots of his cum inside her pussy as Treeflower squirts her juices all over his cock and balls as she pants on the bed lying down again.

"That was very groovy, Norby. Your cock feels like heaven stretching my pussy open." Treeflower says as he watches his cum leak down from her pussy and onto the bed sheets. "And your pussy feels like paradise rubbing on my cock." Norbert says to her, causing her to blush hard for him and giggle softly. "So, what's the last stage, Norby?" Treeflower asks, twirling her hair around and fluttering her eyelashes for him and giggling seductively. "The last stage is anal. Basically, I fuck your nice jiggly ass just like I do with your pussy." Norbert says egotistically and seductively as he starts squeezing her ass, causing her to moan again. "But first…I need to get some lube for us so it won't hurt." Norbert tells her before going into the bathroom to grab some coconut oil. He squirts some onto his cock and starts stroking it for her, making her more horny watching his cock becoming more shiny with each stroke. Norb then squirts some on her asshole and fingers it to completely get it ready, making her moan for him again.

Norbert then rubs his cock head on her anus, teasing her. "Are you ready again?" Norbert asks her while rubbing her ass. "I'm always ready for you and your heavenly cock." Treeflower says as she starts wiggling her ass for him. Norbert then pushes his cock inside her ass, and starts fucking it while she moans louder. "Ooooh yes! Your cock feels amazing stretching my ass open like this…Ahhhh…" Treeflower moans as Norbert starts fucking her again. "Well maybe this will feel even better…" Norbert says to her, before slapping her ass and leaving a red mark in the shape on his hand and causing it to jiggle. "Ahhh!" Treeflower moans as she starts blushing. "Do you want me to keep going?" Norbert asks her. "Y-yes, Daddy Norby…Ahhh…" she responds while moaning to him. Norbert keeps spanking her as she continues getting closer and closer to cumming again.

"Oh my…Daddy Norby…I think I need to cum again!" Treeflower moans as the pressure starts building up in her pussy again. "It's okay, Treeflower…I need to cum again too! Let's cum together again!" Norbert moans as he starts fucking her ass harder. "Ahhhh! NORBY! AHHHHH!" Treeflower says as she gets close to cumming. "Treeflower! AHHHHH!" Norbert says as he gets close. Just then, Norbert cums hard inside her ass as Treeflower cums all over the bed sheets again. Norbert then pulls his cock out of her ass, leaving her asshole to be a gaping hole the radius of his dick.

Norbert and Treeflower then lie down on the bed together as they pant heavily and sweat from the intense lovemaking they had. "That…was…the best feeling I've ever had…I love you so much, Norby." Treeflower says lovingly while looking up at the ceiling. "I love you so much too, Treeflower…" Norbert says while holding her hand lovingly as he starts yawning. Treeflower smiles and blushes at him. She grabs his blanket and puts it around the both of them, as she rests her head on his chest and begins rubbing his face lovingly. "Mmmm…goodnight Treeflower…" Norbert tells her as he hugs her and closes his eyes. "Goodnight, Norby…I love you…" Treeflower whispers to him as she kisses his nose and closes her eyes as they both head to sleep, having had the best day of their lives.

Hours later that morning, before Norbert wakes up, Treeflower wakes up and decides she should go back to her band. Treeflower looks at Norbert, who is still asleep smiling, as she looks at him lovingly and kisses his face again. Right before she leaves she goes into the kitchen, grabs a piece of paper, and starts writing a note to Norbert and sticks it on his window. Later that morning, Daggett wakes Norbert up as they both find out that Treeflower and her band left. Norbert reads the note and becomes lovestruck, while Daggett thinks she dumped him as the two brothers get into an argument about it.

End of Chapter 1