Narrator: One Day, A Teenage Purple Aardvark named Abraham T. Aardvark met Hamton J. Pig.

Abraham T. Aardvark: Hi.
Hamton J. Pig: Hello.
Abraham T. Aardvark: My Name is Abraham T. Aardvark, What's your Name?
Hamton J. Pig: My Name is Hamton J. Pig.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Nice.
Hamton J. Pig: Thanks.
Abraham T. Aardvark: What's your Favorite Hobby?
Hamton J. Pig: I like to Clean up the Place.
Abraham T. Aardvark: But... Aren't Pigs meant to be Messy?
Hamton J. Pig: Yes, But I avert being Messy.
Abraham T. Aardvark: I see.
Hamton J. Pig: What's your Occupation?
Abraham T. Aardvark: I am a bookworm. I read Books.
Hamton J. Pig: Bookworm? You're NOT a Worm.
Abraham T. Aardvark: (laughing) No, Silly, That's My Occupation. But My Species and Surname is Aardvark.
Hamton J. Pig: That's Great, Abraham.

Abraham T. Aardvark: What School do you go to?

Hamton J. Pig: I go to Acme Looniversity. Do you go to Acme Looniversity, Too?

Abraham T. Aardvark: No. I don't go to Acme Looniversity. But I do go to other school.
Hamton J. Pig: What School do you go to?
Abraham T. Aardvark: I go to Mirisch Maracas School.
Hamton J. Pig: What does it look like?
Abraham T. Aardvark: Well, I can show you what it looked like if that's okay with your Parents.
Hamton J. Pig: Wait, I'll ask my Parents if they would let me bring a New Friend home.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Hmm, Well, Perhaps I can Help with the Chores around the House.
Hamton J. Pig: You will?
Abraham T. Aardvark: Yep, I can hardly wait to lend a Helping hand.
Hamton J. Pig: Sounds like a great Idea. Say, Wanna come over to my Parents house for dinner.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Do they have Ants?
Hamton J. Pig: No, They don't have Ants.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Oh, Well, If you are wondering what food I eat, I am a Vegan.
Hamton J. Pig: A What?
Abraham T. Aardvark: A Vegan, Don't you know what a Vegan is?
Hamton J. Pig: (He shook his head) No...
Abraham T. Aardvark: A Vegan is Someone that eats Fruits and Vegetables only. They are vegetarians, except they do NOT eat meat, fish, insects, eggs, or Lactose. they especially eat Rice. I love rice so much.
Hamton J. Pig: That's interesting.
Abraham T. Aardvark: mm-hmm.
Hamton J. Pig: Would you like to meet my Parents?
Abraham T. Aardvark: Sure. also a tour would be nice, too.
Hamton J. Pig: Follow me, I'll show you...

to be continued...