Hamton J. Pig: So, Abraham, Do you chase Ants?
Abraham T. Aardvark: No, Why do you ask?
Hamton J. Pig: According to the Book, Aardvarks are insectivores, and they are known to eat ants, termites, worms and grubs.
Abraham T. Aardvark: I am an Aversion. Besides, Ants are friends, Not Food.
Hamton J. Pig: Why?
Abraham T. Aardvark: I shared my Food with Ants. I Put Ants into the Ant farm.
Hamton J. Pig: Ant Farm?
Abraham T. Aardvark: To Keep them Domesticated. I've read the Guide Book about how to raise Ants and other Guide Books on How to Farm Ants.
Hamton J. Pig: What happens if the Population of the Ants Grow?
Abraham T. Aardvark: Oh? I Give them More Space. By Building More Ant Farm in My Lab. I studied Ants.
Hamton J. Pig: Can you control the Population.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Oh, My Big Brother, Amos Aardvark controls the Population for me by Eating Ants for me. He loves to Eat Ants.
Hamton J. Pig: Wait, you have a Brother?
Abraham T. Aardvark: Yes, his name is Amos Aardvark. I'm too sensitive to eat Ants, Because I am an Ant lover. I don't like the taste of ants.
Hamton J. Pig: Really?
Abraham T. Aardvark: My Mom is a Vegan, My Dad controls the Population of Ants by Eating Ants.
Hamton J. Pig: Interesting.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Yes, We Have Ant Farm in the Burrow.
Hamton J. Pig: You live in the Burrow?
Abraham T. Aardvark: Yep, I live in the Burrow with my Family. We Aardvarks Live in the Burrow.
Hamton J. Pig: Wow! Just like Buster and Babs lived in the Burrow, too.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Yep, Except we aardvarks Have Kangaroo tail and Long Pig-like Snouts. We Aardvarks have long sticky tongues for slurping Ants.
Hamton J. Pig: Ew... Ants, That sounds disgusting. I don't want to eat them.
Abraham T. Aardvark: I know, It sounds disgusting to me, too, But That's how my Dad and Brother does. That's Why my Mom and I were Vegans, I eat Herbs. I eat Cucumbers. cucumbers are delicious.
Hamton J. Pig: Phew! What a Relief.
Plucky Duck: (He appears) Hey, Hamton! Who that's Nerd with You?
Hamton J. Pig: Oh, Hi, Plucky... This is my New Friend, Abraham T. Aardvark.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Hello.
Plucky Duck: (He looks at Abraham) Pffht! You look like a Nerd.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Pardon?
Plucky Duck: You have Long Ears like Buster and Babs, Except You have a Pig-like Snout and And a Kangaroo Tail. What are you Doing with My Friend, Nerd?!
Abraham T. Aardvark: Nothing, I never done anything Harm. I was just chatting with him.
Plucky Duck: Hmph! You Nerd! You Stay Away from my Friend!
Hamton J. Pig: Um, Plucky, Don't be Rude to Abraham. He is Just a Friend of Mine, Not an Enemy.
Plucky Duck: Stay out of this, Hamton! This is Between Me and the Ugly Kangaroo!
Abraham T. Aardvark: Actually, I am an Aardvark. You know Name Calling is Not Nice.
Plucky Duck: (He Shoves Abraham) Silence, Nerd! I do Whatever I Want! (He took the Glasses from Abraham, And Smashed it on the Ground) Whoops, Clumsy Me, I broke your Glasses. (Mocking) NERD!
Abraham T. Aardvark: (Shocked) My Glasses!
Plucky Duck: Clumsy Aardvark (Laughes)
Amos Aardvark: (Death Glare At Plucky) You Fool! Leave My Brother Alone!
Plucky Duck: (He looked up at Amos Aardvark, shocked) w-who are you?
Amos Aardvark: I am Amos Aardvark, Brother of Abraham Aardvark. If you ever Bully My little Brother Again, I will Call Your Parents! Unless you Apologize!
Plucky Duck: Hmph! There is Nothing that Can Make me say Sorry! He's a Nerd, and So are you, Long Face!
Amos Aardvark: Hmph! I take that as a Compliment.
Plucky Duck: You- (He stops) Wait, What? No! I insulted you! How are you taking that as a Compliment?! You're supposed to be insulted!
Amos Aardvark: I am immune to your insults, Fool! I workout every day! Now Go Home while I Call your Parents!
Plucky Duck: (Gulps) You don't even know my Parents...
Amos Aardvark: Yes I do, I met your Parents before you were born. In Fact... I Know Where you live. And Worse, Not Only you are hurting my little brother, But you are Hurting YOURSELF MORE! And you did a Good Job Making a Fool of yourself.
Plucky Duck: (gasps) Really? Please tell me you are really Joking...
Amos Aardvark: I am Dead Serious... Besides I've set the Security Camera everywhere to see what you are doing. and what you are doing is Plain Wrong! Apologize to my Brother, Now! (Death Glare) Or Else!
Plucky Duck: (Grudgingly) Ugh, Fine! (to Abraham) I'm... S-... (He then insults Abraham Again) You Stink, Nerdy! (Then He Runs away Laughing)
Amos Aardvark: Heh... Foolish Green Duck. He'll be sorry.
Abraham Aardvark: (He lowers his head in Sadness, as he cried)
Amos Aardvark: You okay, Little Brother?
Abraham Aardvark: No... I am Not... In fact, I don't understand Why Plucky Duck hated me... What did I do Wrong?
Amos Aardvark: No, Abraham, It's Not your Fault. You did your best to keep your new friend Hamton Company.
Hamton J. Pig: Yeah, Abraham, Don't worry about Plucky. He doesn't know what he is doing is wrong. (He then noticed Amos) Wait... Are you Abraham's Brother.
Amos Aardvark: Yep. I am Amos Aardvark, his Older Brother. Whenever Abraham is in Danger, I came here to protect him.
Hamton J. Pig: Wow... You are the Guy Abraham told me About.
Amos Aardvark: Yep. Anyways, I better take Abraham home. He needs new Glasses.
Hamton J. Pig: Why does He need Glasses?
Amos Aardvark: I don't know... He's near-sighted. He can't see without his Glasses.
Abraham T. Aardvark: It's true, Hamton. My Eyesight is Poor, and I need Glasses to see.
Hamton J. Pig: I understand... Well I gotta go home. Let's hang out some other time after Abraham gets new Glasses.
Abraham T. Aardvark: Good idea. See you some other time, Hamton.
Amos Aardvark: Bye, Hamton.
Hamton J. Pig: Bye!