Author's note: Hey everyone!
Well, before we get down to the nitty gritty of it all, I just wanna put out an important foreword for you all.
Back in the later 2000s and early 2010s, I enjoyed a little piece of media called 'The Angry Video Game Nerd'. Starting with the iconic theme song, the show would then delve into past relics such as the Sega CD and Sega 32X, and even past games like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. All of which, in his own words, sucked ass.
If I had to choose what my favorite episodes were, I'd go with Action 52 (and the Cheetahmen), Dick Tracy (why are there no continues?!) and even Game Glitches (I shit all over with me glitches ^_^). And to me, episode 100 (R.O.B. the Robot) would've been the perfect finale.
But James kept going (and don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the Tiger Electronics 'wrist game' segment from its respective episode), and while he did decent, it wasn't until making a movie really did a number on his phobia of time.
And then came Screenwave, or in my words, Slobwave. From there, the quality sank so low, they even included sponsorships. No joke, SPONSORSHIPS. From there, I thought to myself: Have you sold out? Just to get that sweet dolla dolla?
To make matters worse, two of the original quartet (Kyle and Bootsy) left, leaving only James and Mike. And then came the plagiarism scandal that befell Cinemassacre, the 5:40 incident, and I had no other choice than to tune out.
Finally, there was episode 200, that covered all the LJN games. Unfortunately, it was plagued by a sponsorship, no intro, and the lack of creative swears that made AVGN so iconic so I didn't bother seeing it. Hence, I have brought it upon myself to fix the episode, add in some new stuff, and made it Script-style so that it'd feel like an actual episode.
As an old-school fan, as well as a Cinemassacre Truther, the experience was cathartic for me, and once you've finished checking this out, you'd feel the same way.
With all that said, let's begin!
Chrissy