PATHETIC "SOLDIER" SAILORMOON - LYRICS
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SAILORMOON SONGS
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Moonlight Densetsu - Pasosamo version as sung by Usagi
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I'm sorry, but I can't stop whining If I were to stop it would be a dream Before my brain cells are more shorted I wish to wail more now
It seems to be crying, the moonlight Since I won't shutup till midnight I do not know what to do about my stupidness What the hell is a kaleidascope?
I'm tripping and falling on my face I'm going to start crying again You don't need Rei's powers to predict That my life will always suck How could I not cry?, a miracle I'm still around, a miracle I'm still around
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Otome no Porishii - Pasosamo version as sung by Usagi
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Whatever the pinch you're in, just give into despair. That is my Lame-O Policy.
You'll always stumble over the truth and take the plunge of falling headfirst when you trip like an idiot
In the depths of your great stupidity a loud wail emits
There is plenty to fear! The tripping of your feet is your fault! Why can't you pass a test? You've got a stinky armpit
You can't change what will become! You are just too stubborn, tears and wails you know too well!
Anyways, you've got a stinky armpit.
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Sailor Star Song - Pasosamo version as sung by Usagi
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So defeatable! For tomorrow, an English test! I'll fail! Yet again! I am lame You can hear me cry anywhere in the galaxy.
Because I cry and wail unendingly, An unending journey to escape me persists.
My teeth yellowed with stains, because I don't know how to brush Is it any wonder that people can't stand it when I open my mouth?
My limbs tremble from collapsing yet again. No matter how easy it is, I will continue to somehow screw up.
Don't grieve, you're not as stupid as me! I envy you, I'm such an idiot! This song is really silly.
So defeatable! For tomorrow, an English test! I will fail! I won't pass this grade! I am lame! Falling over on my face.
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Ai no Senshi - Pasosamo version as sung by Usagi
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The food is burning on the stove The body is just like flab Whatever!, my face is nasty Truly, this finally happens again As it is, we hate and are apart And yet, I want to eat a nice meal I won't allow evil to stop it!
I know that I have to do what I must I will waste food with a bite from this mouth Definitely, until then I'll still give up Awaken, lame soldier!
Whatever!, food is my love, believe what you eat I will use him to pay for the bill When I want to protect you, I will trip by your side Food is not eaten for energy
We have to do what we must Let me give the waiter my long order Whatever it is, I will give up The Soldier of Pudge will arrive in my heart
We have to do what we must I will waste food with a bite from this mouth Definitely, until then I'll still give up Awaken, Soldier of Pudge!
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Moon Revenge - Pasosamo version as sung by the Inner Senshi
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Grasping tightly onto the remote you found in the couch at last You cannot rest, not sleeping.
Laying a Hershey's Kiss in your open mouth... I left you behind in the Supermarket of Time.
(USAGI) Love will not live if your boyfriend's a jerk And if desire should possess him then a hollow shell he becomes, but still
If that's what you want, then please pay me That kiss is an ugly tattoo... ...A tattoo that must be removed with laser surgery.
One look, and I'll know In the shape of your lips, this tattoo sucks... ...you can't hide it It's Moon Revenge, ewww...
(AMI) Modems dial in to computers even when light becomes darkness... The signal goes through, and will not falter.
(REI) I burn because my fire went out of control But I still wish the next victim in my life could be you again.
(MAKOTO) The darker the chocolate, greater is the greed. Even wanting to unwrap every piece ever made... ...It's impossible, but still.
(MINAKO) On the scale I stand, my weight climbs toward the top. The memory of a diet is a poisonous tattoo...
...A tattoo that shows the chaos of the furniture With the two of us fighting... The tattoo will suck if it looks like your lips, mirrors break and shatter... ...You should just stop holding me.
If that's what you want, then come pay me That kiss is an ugly tattoo A tattoo that must be removed with laser surgery One look, and I'll know... In the shape of your lips, this tattoo sucks... ...You can't hide it. It's Moon Revenge, ewww...
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Sailor War - Pasosamo version as sung by the Sailor Losers
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Before that black eyeshadow spills If we don't hurry, we'll be too late The flames of hate and they are seriously dumb Let's not risk our lives, we can't win
Because we don't care about the end of the world blow bubbles in gum when it is time for the fight We don't want to go and we don't want to die so we will allow merciless cruelty
This promise of the four of us, change the channel and make our four cars drive
Both our dreams and memories are unfinished but when the time to leave came, we didn't understand...
We won't protect any sort of people this way Don't give us a book when it is time for the fight Because we don't care about the end of the world blow bubbles in gum when it is time for the fight When it is time for the fight
Sailor Bore! Sailor Bore!
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AMERICAN SONGS
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My Heart Will Go On = My Plot Will Go On
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Every night when I type I read you, edit you That is how I know you go on.
Far across the compy backspaces shared by us I sit here and see you go on.
Scrolling far, a long file you are I believe that the plot does go on In a while, I open the file And you're here, my dear plot, and my plot will go on and on.
Fame can touch us one time and last for a lifetime Never let go till the file's gone.
Fun was when I wrote you, you're a story to hold onto If I type you'll always go on.
Scrolling far, a long file you are I believe that the plot does go on In a while, I open the file And you're here, my dear plot, and my plot will go on and on.
Type with speed, ideas are what I need I know that my plot will go on. I'll write, there's boredom fight A file saved in my heart, yes, my plot will go on and on.
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Salvation = Fanfiction
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To all those fans reading stories now, just read it, just read it. Read faster, enjoy the story, it's free, it's free.
You've got dark circles under your eyes, just read it, just read it. C'mon you got got got to read. You know you got got got to read.
Fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction is free. Fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction is free.
To all otaku with sleepless nights, (sleepless nights) Download more fics right now, don't have a cow.
You've got dark circles under your eyes, just read it, just read it. C'mon you got got got to read. You know you got got got to read.
Fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction is free. Fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction is free.
Fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction is free. Fanfiction, fanfiction, fanfiction is free.
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Paint It Black = Write A Fanfic
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I watch anime and I want to write a fanfic Not dreaming anymore I want to write a fanfic I see girls walk by dressed in sailor uniforms I have to start typing once the idea forms
Read a manga and knew I must write a fanfic So many ideas, just one at a time I pick I know people open them and start scrolling away I can't help it, I have to write one ev'ry day
I look into my mind and it's one big fanfic My walls are decorated with people from my fanfic I know I'll always write, it'll never make me sick I don't wanna go outside cuz my whole world is fanfic
No more will my ideas stay inside my head I must type them up, who knows when I'll be dead
If I type fast enough I can post this story today People laugh at me, I wish this "job" would pay
I watch anime and I want to write a fanfic Not dreaming anymore I want to write a fanfic I see girls walk by dressed in sailor uniforms I have to start typing once the idea forms
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna write, write a fanfic Up all night, I must write I wanna stay up for hours to type I wanna write, write, write fanfic Yeah!
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November Rain = Write A Story
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When I've been typing awhile My fingers numb with pain But if I don't finish I know I'll go insane
'Cause nothin' is saved forever My computer drives me crazy It would suck if you're deleted I must write a story
I've been typing for such a long long time Just tryin' to tell my story
But fanfics always come and fanfics always go And no one's really sure who's readin' it today Readin' away
If I just had more time I could finish one more line I could rest my head Knowin' this fic is mine All mine
If I want it to be good I must write thoroughly Or it won't be popular I must write a story
I gotta write this...on my own I gotta write this...all alone Everybody needs to write...on their own Don't you know I need to write...all alone
I know it's hard to write a fanfic When you even your computer seems against you But if you could write a fanfic You'd bring more friends to you
I gotta write some more...on my own I gotta write some more...all alone Everybody needs to write... on their own Don't you know I need to write...all alone
And when the fic is done Just posting it remains I know that I'll be happy And my fanfic is to blame Even though it took awhile I finished it finally 'Cause writing takes forever 'Specially writin' a story
Don't ya think you need to write a story Don't ya think you need to write fanfics Everybody needs to write I'm not the only one I'm not the only one
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Moonlight Legend = Fanfic Legend
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I'm sorry, but I can't talk right now I gotta finish writing fanfics Before the computer wires are shorted I wish to type this up right now
She seems to be crying, my mother Since I spend more time with my moniter I do not know what to do with the storyline My head's swirling like a kaleidascope
The Windows Explorer will guide me So that I can type fanfics again I got so many crazy ideas I've written so many before, I must write a great one now, a miracle fanfic, a miracle fanfic
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Bohemian Rhapsody = Writer's Rhapsody
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Is this a real life? Is this just fanfiction? Caught in a deletion, No escape from writing. Open your eyes, turn on the computer and see, I'm just an author, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy write, easy not, little file, big file, The file type it saves in really matters to me, to me.
I just wrote a fic, Put my fingers on the keys, started typing, now it's done. Fanfic, I had just begun, But now I've gone and posted it online. Fanfic, ooh, didn't want to edit you, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on like the story doesn't matter.
Too late, posting time comes, Eyes squinting tiny, fingers aching all the time. Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to write, Gotta leave you all behind and write the fic. Fanfic, ooh, I don't want to post, I sometimes wish I'd never written at all.
I see a sorry little excuse of a fic, Pitiful, Pitiful, I will write one much better. Computer crashing now, very, very fright'ning me. (Fa-anfiction.) Fa-anfiction. (Fa-anfiction.) Fa-anfiction, Fa-anfiction to post. Yo ho ho ho. I'm just an author, no one understands me. She's just an author working at her compy, Spare her from an accidental delete. Easy write, easy post, which server will host? Urusai! No, we will not let you post. (Let her post!) Urusai! We will not let you post. (Let her post!) Urasai! We will not let you post. (Let me post.) Will not let you post. (Let me post.) Will not let you post. (Let me post.) Ah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (Oh fa-anfiction, fa-anfiction.) Fa-anfiction, I must post. A webhost has some space put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can refuse and delete my file. So you think you won't post it, leave the compy to fry. Oh, hey-ey, you must post the fic, hey-ey, Just gotta post it, just gotta post it right now.
Fanfics are important, Anyone can see, Fanfics are important, Fanfics are important, to me.
Any way the fic posts.
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Stairway to Heaven = Epic Fanfiction
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There's a lady who's sure All shows make good fics And she's writing an epic fanfiction. When she's finished she knows If the sites are all closed With a word she can post it anyways. Ooh, ooh, and she's posting an epic fanfiction.
There's an error message But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know errors can have no meaning. On her compy desktop she has her folder ready, Sometimes all of her works aren't organized. Ooh, it makes me read more, Ooh, it makes me read more.
There's a feeling I get When I write a fanfic, And my spirit is crying for typing. In my thoughts I have seen Ideas for more stories, And the thoughts of those who are reading. Ooh, it makes me read more, Ooh, it really makes me read more.
And it's whispered that soon If we hear midi tunes Then the siteowner will let us download. And a new fic will dawn For those who read long And the rooms will echo with laughter.
If there's an alert message while you type Just be alarmed now, Cuz it's an error understood by a geek. Yes, there are two plots you can go by But in the long run There's time to change what storyline you're on. And it makes me read more.
Your compy is humming and it won't go In case you don't know, The author's calling you to read fics, Dear lady, can you picture the snow, And did you know The fanfiction is based on a dream.
And as we write a few more words Pourings ideas from our soul. We write a story, doncha know That captures the greatness of the show You know you must write a fanfic. And if you write diligently The fic will be complete at last. When fics are heaven and heaven is fics To be writer and not reader.
And she's writing an epic fanfiction.
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Your Woman = Write a Fanfic
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Just let me read what you've posted right here I've been waiting for so long for an update It comes as no surprise at all you see So stop delaying and let me read the fic
Now I read your fic, read the story You don't even know how good it is So much for being just another author Too modest to know your fics are so great Girl you can write a fanfic
Well I guess what I read is true I could never be as great a writer as you I could never write a fanfic I could never write a fanfic I could never write a fanfic I could never write a fanfic
When I read another fic yesterday I knew that I hated it from the start When compared to yours it was very lame You always write from the heart
And you're such a great fanfic writer Now I think I finally understand Is it in your genes? I don't know But I'm quite jealous, that's for sure Hey, how can you write this great?
Well I guess I read is true I could never be as great a writer as you I could never write a fanfic I could never write a fanfic I could never write a fanfic I could never write a fanfic
Well I guess what I read is true I could never hope to write fanfiction like you I could never write a fanfic.
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Push It = Save It
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I stayed up late to type you I'm working on you still I can try to finish sooner If the computer cooperates
Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) I need to write Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Stay up all night
Chorus: This is the fic that keeps me awake I must type more though my fingers ache Save it (hit the keyboard harder) Save it (hit the keyboard harder)
I must add more to you I really don't know why I want to see you finished I want to see you shine
Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Must save this right Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Write late into the night
Chorus
Come on write it you can do it (4x)
Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Must save this right Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Write late into the night
Chorus (3x)
Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Stay up all night Gotta type more words (gotta type more words) Stay up all night
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spark = fic
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she's writing a long fanfiction she's writing a long fanfiction she's staying up way past dark 3 AM do you know where the fic's saved here here here she's convinced she could write a long one but she couldn't quite stay up to type doubting if she'll ever finish the fic here you say you won't write it again and again but you don't don't really mean it you say you won't write it the fic you're writing but you don't you don't really mean it you don't don't really mean it if the outline is editted to perfection maybe next you'll give epics a try trusting my file to the insane computer here you say you won't write it again and again but you don't don't really mean it you say you won't write it the fic you're writing but you don't you don't really mean it you don't don't really mean it how you stay up late all the time other authors that have fics that you can't define you thought that you wrote the best yeah well so did I say you won't write it say you won't write it say you won't write it again and again but you don't really mean it say you won't write it the fic you're writing but you don't you don't really mean it you don't don't really mean it she's writing a long fanfiction she's staying up way past dark 3 AM do you know where the fic's saved here
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The End Is The Beginning Is The End = The Fic Is A Story Is A Fic -----------------------------------------
I'm gonna stay up Until I finish this I must work so I can write again And now I'm typing now My compy's saving wow I will write down these ideas my mind pretends Till I collapse from this
Are you writing right now Has the story changed Does it make you happy it's so strange And in your darkest fanfic, people burn in flame You can tell stories of love and of pain Strange
Write happy ones too The compy saves for you Turn on the lights so you won't go blind For I can't wait more for You to open the drive door Those wanting it done now will be avenged To read the end
Are you writing right now Has the story changed Does it make you happy it's so strange And in your darkest fanfic, people burn in flame You can tell stories of love and of pain
The fanfics sent out to us The confused plots disastrous We hope good ones come from you You will have the perfect cast
Are you writing right now Has the story changed Does it make you happy it's so strange And in your darkest fanfic, people burn in flame You can tell stories of love and of pain Strange Strange The fic is a story is a fic
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