Author Notes: This one is just a silly little idea that came to me while making a midnight snack (oh the irony!), as you all know, every mother does her kids lunches everyday before school right?

Well since Jade and Tori aren't exactly great cook, things are quite different in the West Household to say the least, in what way you ask? Read to find out, I'm sure none of you will be surprised though.

"Let's see if I have to everything ready." Anthony muttered as he got two paper bags out of a kitchen drawer.

"Two bananas?... Check."

"Two chocolate cupcakes?... Check."

"Two sandwich? One with pickles and one without pickles and hold the Mayo... Check."

The teenager, checked the list of what else to put down on the lunch bags.

"A cup of coffee?" He asked incredulously "Nice try mom, but the doctor said you got to cut back on the caffeine."

Anthony crossed off said drink off the list, then continued reading "Sushi?... what is with mama and her liking towards that Japanese meal? She can't even make it properly."

Silently he made everything that was on the list.

"Now comes the hard part."

He went towards his parents bedroom and knocked on the door "Mom? Mama?"

Anthony opened the door and to his dismay both his parents were sleeping, all snuggled up with not an inclination that they were going to get up any time soon.

"Every Friday." He swore under his breath.

The teenager went towards the alarm clock and changes the alarm to go off the next minute.

Very loudly.

RIIIIIIIIING!"

Both women suddenly jumped out of their bed.

"I'm up! I'm up! Tori bellowed.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Jade screamed as well.

"Glad you two are up." Their son said dryly "Now please get ready, you're going to be late!"

"Hey! We're the parents here!" The former Goth snapped "I think, we know when to go to work!"

"Yeah!" Tori agreed.

"Mom.. Mama, please check your phones."

His parents noticed the time.

"Don't... Say... A... Word!" Jade threatened ominously.

"Wouldn't dream of it mom." Anthony teased.

"And wipe that smile off your face!"

An hour or so later both Jade and Tori walked down the stairs, fully dressed for the day ahead of them.

Anthony had their lunches in his hands.

"Ok mom, here's everything you're going to need for the day." He said "In case you come home late, I put some extra sandwiches and pain killers if the actors don't cooperate with you and please don't try to trade your lunch for coffee like you did last time."

"Ugh, but the Starbucks coffee Cat gets is heavenly!" Jade complained "And more importantly I'm a total gank without it!"

"Well, think of your health!" Tony shot back "And stay away from Aunt Cat if you have to! Come on Mom, do it for yourself, I don't want to have to hide the coffee maker again."

"Fine, fine." She relented.

"Did you make me sushi like I asked?" Tori asked hopefully.

"Yes mama."

"Oh yay!" The Half-Latina clapped her hands excitedly.

"I also made you some broccoli..."

Since Tori wasn't a fan of broccoli she made a disgusted sound.

"And don't make that face!" Anthony admonished "Not every parent has a child that makes them lunch everyday you know?!"

"Usually it's the other way around." Jade pointed out.

"We tried that mom, and somehow we ended up calling the fire department in under thirty seconds!"

"Sure, rub it in our faces that we suck at cooking!"

Anthony rolled his eyes, but silently gave his parents their respective lunches.

"Now please try to have a good day at work." He told his mom "And don't go all homicidal on the extras, the last thing you need is for people to quit on your production mom."

"I can't make any promises."

Tony then looked at his other mother "And mama? Don't try to eat your sushi all at once, you can't afford to get sick before your concert tonight."

"You worry too much." The Half-Latina said waiving her hand offhandedly.

"Well considering that my parents are pretty big on the entertainment industry, I have a right too." He shot back.

"If it makes you feel better." Tori rubbed his hair affectionately. "I'll only eat three, maybe four sushi, Mijo."

"Good."

Tori gave her son a hug before heading out the door.

Jade gave him a kiss on the cheek afterwards. "We love you kid."

"Me too mom."

As both women walked to their driveway and straight into their respective cars, Anthony watched them go from the door, waving goodbye as he went inside.

"Oy, those parents of mine."

A smile slowly appeared on his face.

"And I wouldn't want them any other way." He then yawn loudly, which was his cue to go straight to bed "The good thing about summer is that I only have to get up to make them lunch and sleep the day away."

LOL... Like I said, pretty silly, but quite enjoyable to write.

Anyway, your thoughts?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.