Author Note: The fact that Cat is good at sowing and knitting inspired this idea, because I doubt the same could be said for Jade and Tori.

"Oh God, why did I thought taking this class was a good idea?"

"Come on everyone!" A chirpy Cat said enthusiastically "I want to see what you made for your future children!"

"Oh right... Because Cat's the teacher and she convinced me to be a part of this experience."

Tori frowned at the sweater she'd managed to make so far, "If I can even call it that!"

truth be told she was uncertain of what progress she had so far, considering she wasted away at least three balls of yarns to create this monstrosity.

"Does this look right?" she asked nobody in particular.

Robbie (who was the only guy in the class), looked up from his own work, made a uncharacteristic snort that made the Half-Latina roll her eyes.

"Just because he's the best one in the class, doesn't mean he has to be a jerk about it."

Jade, who was sitting beside her wife on the sofa, put her work aside to examine Tori's.

"Well… it's better than whatever I have here," The former Goth grumbled, fingers tugging at stubborn threads. Tori glanced down at the tangle of black and purple splayed across the pale woman's lap and snorted in laughter.

"Jade, baby?"

"What, Vega?"

"You left out the hole." She grinned. "And unless our babies are going to be siamese twins, I don't think any sweater should have more than two arms."

"Maybe I want to create a sweater for a mutant cat!" Jade hissed as she thre the yarn in frustration "You never know! We could have one for a pet!"

"In a post apocalyptic world maybe."

"Are you saying we should start with the end of the world?" Jade asked "Because if it gets me out of this damn class I will do it!"

"What?! NO!"

"You're no fun."

Tori groans at her wife's behaviour, but she couldn't exactly blame her, she was having a hard time as well.

"Guess it's true what they say, misery loves company."

"What the hell are you even making Vega?"

"It's West!" Tori said exasperatedly before looking down at her masterpiece' "And to be honest? I don't really know, it started as a blanket, then socks and now I'm beginning to think it's some sort of warmer for my belly."

The Half-Latina pointed at her pregnant stomach to illustrate her point before she began to detangle her yarn into something that resembled two separate piles instead of a twisted heap. She hadn't been very interested in knitting when she was younger.

In actuality Tori wasn't very interested in knitting now, but being seven months pregnant and round as a watermelon, her very protective wife wasn't willing to let her do much of anything.

So the Latina's options were a little limited to ensure that she wouldn't die of boredom.

Silence reigned between the women for several long moments, the clicking sound of knitting needles and the steps of their friendly teacher were the only sounds. Internally Tori swore her daughters better treasure the hell out of this blanket, the frustration she was going through to make it was pretty big.

"Are you sure this is right?" Tori asked once again. Both women looked across the room. Watched the flawlessness with which Robbie worked, his needles clicking rhythmically as they weaved the pale, sparkling yarn he used.

"No," Jade shook her head, in bitter annoyance. "No, we are definitely not doing this right."

"You know what?" Tori asked "I don't want to do this anymore."

"You should've thought of that before dragging my ass with yours!" Jade hissed "We can't leave! It will break Cat's heart if we do!"

"Darn it!" Tori snapped "You're right... Unless..."

"Unless what?" The Thespian questioned suspiciously "Vega... What are you thinking?"

"Would it be wrong to use my pregnancy to get us out of here?"

"Very wrong... But.."

"That but is all I need."

Tori then gasped dramatically, much to her wife's annoyance since it was a little over the top.

"The babies are kicking!"

Every woman in the room stood up, excitedly to feel Tori's belly.

Jade had to resist the urge to chop off any wandering hands of all the women so close to her wife.

"I fucking hate this knitting club."

Probably not the best but I think even Tori would have her moments where she would try and use her children to escape a certain situation, God knows every parents is guilty of doing that to avoid certain social situations, am I right?

I also thought that having other women being so close to Tori would drive Jade nuts with jealousy but it's getting better by keeping the assaults to a minimum.

As for Robbie, he may have acted a bit like a jerk, but let's not forget he was pretty much an ass during "Robarazzi."

So... Care to tell me what you guys though of my latest chapter?

Too silly or just plain random?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.