This is a continuation of the previous chapter, and if you don't remember what was it about, then go ahead and re-read it and if you're too lazy to do that, Tony asked for a later curfew, Tori agreed but then regrets it when Jade bursts her bubble.
"I'm going to kill him!"
The thespian simply grunted from her side of their bed, acknowledging her wife's comment.
"Jade! Wake up!"
"Shh... I'm sleeping Vega."
Tori kicks her spouse on the shin, hard.
"OW! VEGA WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Good... Now you're awake." Tori snapped "Do you know what time it is?"
"No but I'm sure you're about to tell me." Jade said annoyed "Since you been doing it all night."
"It's 3:AM!" The Half-Latina bellowed "Anthony's curfew ended an hour ago!"
"Come on Tor, It's no big deal... He probably just, you know... Lost track of time... I mean it is his first time."
"Ah!" Tori yells, covering her ears with her hands "I'm not hearing you lalalalalalalalala!"
"Oh real mature Vega." Jade says with a roll of her eyes "You know our son wasn't going to stay a virgin forever, this day was long overdue."
"No! it's not overdue!" Tori denied "He's just a baby!"
"I hardly think eighteen classifies as a baby." Jade said dryly. "He can't be your little boy forever and you know it."
"I know... It's just... I knew this day was coming and I kept telling myself that when Tony became a man, I would be ready," The tanned woman sighs dejectedly "But the truth is, I'm not ready... I can't even handle the thought of my little boy... getting... getting..."
"Getting laid?"
"Ah!" Tori once again covered her ears.
"Now you know how I felt when the twins started dating." Jade grumbles "It suck big time."
"Jade... I don't think I could handle being the mother of a teenage boy."
"Are you kidding me Vega?" The former Goth asked "You're a kick ass mom!"
"Yeah well I was a wonderful mama when Tony was a little kid." Tori said emotionally. "But now he's not a little kid anymore."
"Father time is an asshole."
"Very." Tori agreed "All I want Jade, is for Tony to be my little boy for a little while longer, I know I can't ask that... But I just want him to still need me, seek me out when he needs guidance, to ask me to read him from his favorite cookbook, I want to hold him and most of all I want him to know how much I love him."
Knock knock.
"Hello? Anyone awake?" Anthony asked as he opened his parents bedroom. "I'm home."
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG MAN?!" Tori jumped out of the bed, screaming out at the top of her lungs "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!"
"Scream louder baby." Jade commented sarcastically "I'm sure there were people in Australia that didn't hear you."
"NOT NOW JADE!" Tori glared at her wife before turning around to meet her son "I told you to be here by two! Do you know what time it is? THREE! THREE AM!"
Tony turned to meet his pale parent "Has she been this nutty all night?"
"Try all day and all night."
"Don't talk like I'm not here!" The Half-Latina snapped "Where were you all night young man?"
"Oh, I just came back from making a sandwich."
Jade snorted, laughing under her breath "My, my son... You got some skills."
"This isn't funny Jade!"
"You're right." The Thespian agreed, she slowly got out of bed, walking in front of her son and right next to her wife, looking up at the teenager "I'm so proud of you!"
Jade then hugged her youngest child all the while Tori gaping at the scene right front of her.
"No! No! THIS ISN'T HUGGING TIME!"
Jade then stepped away "Oh... I completely forgot... Don't go anywhere Tony, I'm getting us some beverages to celebrate!"
"You're not going anywhere West!" Tori growled "You're staying here where I can see you and Tony... you better have a good excuse for being late!"
"Oh see, during my date with Emily, we went to this little restaurant where we were kicked out for mocking the chef's cooking." Tony said with a smirk "The manager was so mad that he threatened to ban us, had I not told him I was your son, you should have seen his face, he was about to et himself!"
Jade laughed evilly "Oh tell me you took some pics."
"I didn't you Emily did." The teen answered "She promised to send me a copy."
Ping.
"... And I just got them"
"Sweet!"
"No!" Tori hissed "Not sweet!"
"Chill Vega."
The Half-Latina finally snapped as she took a pillow and started hitting her wife with it.
"Never... Tell. A... Woman... To... Chill!"
"Hey!... Stop it... Stop it Vega!"
"Erm... Guess I'm going to bed now." Tony said, slowly walking backwards at the scene unfolding right in front of him, he had never seen his mama losing her marvels after all.
"You're not getting out of this room until you tell me why you were so late!" Tori said sharply, all the while continuing hitting Jade with her own pillow.
"I will." Tony promised "As soon as you stop attacking mom with the pillow."
"Fine." Tori conceded, leaving the pillow on the bed, Jade took the opportunity to grab it as well as the other one to make sure that Tori wouldn't use them against her.
"Talk, now!"
"Ok see, after dinner, we went to her house."
"You hit third base already eh?" Jade teased impressed "Nice."
Tori glared at her but still gave her son the go on signal.
"We were planning to watch a movie or two but we kinda had an argument on who could do a better lasagna that the damn cook at the restaurant couldn't even do and we ended up spending the time in the kitchen."
"So wait... You didn't even go to her bedroom to get some?"
"Get some?" Tony asked innocently "Get what exactly?"
Jade groaned in disappointment "You two are going to be the death of me."
Meanwhile Tori started to do a little dance "YAY! Best news ever!"
"Huh?" Tony asked confused.
"Don't pay any attention to her son." Jade hissed "She's just having one of her moments."
"Mama... Are you on any type of medication I don't know about?"
"Oh don't worry Tony." Tori said with glee "I'm just so happy..."
The Half-Latina suddenly walked out of the bedroom.
"Where are you going?" Jade inquired.
"I'm in such a good mood, that I'm getting some cookies!"
"Yum, cookies!"
"That's my boy!"
Tori then walked down the stairs, humming happily as she headed to the kitchen.
Tony sat down on his parents bed while Jade closed the door.
"Well?" She questioned "Now that your mama's gone, care to tell me what really happened."
"It was awkward mom." Tony admitted reluctantly.
"Everyone's first time is." Jade said kindly.
"But hot damn mom!" He grinned "The suggestions you gave me worked like a charm!"
"Just because I don't have a penis, it doesn't mean I don't know how to please a woman." Jade smirked "Your mama can back up on that claim."
"Ok... ew."
The thespian chuckled "Best we keep the fact that you're no longer a virgin a secret from your mama, she almost had an aneurysm when I mention every time that you're becoming a man."
"Eventually I'll have to tell her though."
"Tell her when you're going off to college, no sooner."
"Got it" The teen said "By the way mom, thanks for letting me borrow your credit card."
"The hotel room was good?"
"For 500 dollars, you bet.
"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!"
Jade forgot to give Anthony a spending limit, LOL, rookie mistake.
Also, yeah Tori will be blissfully unaware that Tony already got some for quite some time to say the least.
Invader Johnny Signing Off.