Advice from Jade West anyone?

"Hey mom, can I ask your opinion on something?" Anthony asked.

"What is it son?" Jade asked distractedly while trying to solve a sudoku... Without much success.

"See Emily's birthday is coming up and I need some advice."

"Because she's psychotic and you need me to get into her head?"

"Pretty much."

Jade dropped her magazine on the table, she also noticed that her son had one magazine of his own behind his back.

"That better not be my playboy."

"You have playboys?" Anthony asked astonished "Can I see them?"

"NO!" Jade screamed, looking in all directions "And keep your voice down, your mama doesn't like it when I look at those magazines."

"You don't say" The teen said sarcastically "I wonder why."

Jade rolled her eyes "Look, I don't look at the women, but at the lingering."

"That's the best lie you can come up with?." Tony asked incredulously.

"It's not a lie!" She hissed "I just like to see which is worth buying, I would love to see your mama wearing them."

"Eww MOM!"

"What? I would love to see my wife wearing those types of clothes." Jade said teasingly "I think it would be sexy."

"Are you trying to make me puke?" Anthony asked disgusted "Because you're on your way to succeeding."

"Just a precaution in case you do try to find my playboys." Jade said evilly "Unless you want to picture your mama wearing lingering."

"Mom, there is a fine line between being evil and being sick!"

"Word of advice, never ask your girlfriend to wear them in front of you if your early in the whole dating thing, wait like a year or so into the relationship or maybe even till marriage."

"MOM!"

"Believe me, I know what I'm talking about."

"You know what?" He asked rhetorically "This was a bad idea, I think I'll go and figure this out on myself."

The teenager left the living room, walking as if he had seen a ghost.

After several minutes she was sure her son was out of ear shot.

"Did you catch that Vega?"

The Half-Latina entered the room, apparently pleased with the outcome.

"I did." She said "Now I won't have to worry about him getting jiggy with that girl of his anytime soon?"

"Getting jiggy?" Jade asked "What are you? Eight?"

"Oh shush." Tori slapped her wife's shoulder in jest "Now, a deal is a deal, you helped me make sure our son doesn't do the nasty with that girl of his for some time, now you get to choose what you want me to wear for an entire month."

Tori then showed her wife a Victoria's Secret Catalog.

"Choose wisely."

Jade grinned seductively "Oh believe me, I will."

Tori sat in Jade's lap, giving her several kisses as a reward for a job well done but despite what the Latina had heard and seen, she was still in the dark.

"I'm not about to let my son miss the chance to earn his manhood just because Tori doesn't want to accept that he's growing up." Jade thought "But hot damn! I have to admit that Tony's a good actor... He certainly got that from me!"

I have the feeling Anthony wasn't acting, LOL.

So, what do you think of this one?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.