Here's quick update, this one sure didn't take much if any time to write unlike the previous one, this chapter is actually a sequel to chapter nine.

So, enjoy.

"Ugh… I hate that couch." Jade muttered, massaging her sore back. "Whoever invented sleeping on the couch should be stabbed and then thrown into a hole filled with alligators."

Jade yawned, slowly making her way towards the kitchen "Coffee… I need coffee." Almost robotically she turned on the coffeemaker, doing everything she needed to get the caffeine in her system before starting her day, she yawned once more, taking her coffee mug from the shelve, waiting for her drink to be ready.

Ping.

"About fucking time." Jade snapped, pouring the coffee in her mug and taking a sip from it, letting out a relived sigh "Goddamn it, without you I would have woken up with a headache every morning, I forgotten just how much I love you."

"JADE!" Tori snapped "Watch your mouth!"

"Ugh… I feel a migraine coming up."

Tori sat her son in his high chair babbling away a mile a minute, the half-Latina smiled, gushing as her child in his own way telling his mama that he was hungry.

"Wait up Tony, I'm gonna get you some oatmeal and then we're gonna get to work."

"Work?" The last part peaked Jade's interest. "On what?"

"We are going to work on Tony's vocabulary." Tori said, crossing her arms "After yesterday's fiasco with the V word, I decided to do a do over first word."

"Do over first….?" Jade was flabbergasted "Vega… I don't think that's how it works, Tony already said it yesterday… We all heard it and unfortunately it was…"

"Don't you dare say it again!" Tori ordered covering her son's ears "You're already plenty mad with you and your big mouth, don't make me add another week to your stay on the couch!"

"I was going to say lady part." Jade replied, lifting her hands in the "calm down" gesture.

"Well thanks to you and your anger, our son's first word is the V- word!" Tori glared at her wife "But I won't have it!" She grabbed a tiny white box she left on the table the previous day and opened it, revealing several cards with drawing and words in them. "See these?"

"Yeah?"

"After breakfast you and I are going to spend the rest of the morning and maybe the entire day until Tony says another word! Any word! One that isn't what you introduced into his impressionable developing mind!"

"Woah! Woah Vega!" Jade said, moving her arms "ack it up, back it up, we can't do that! It's a work day, they need you at the recording studio and I gotta get cracking on my new book, the deadline is fast approaching!"

Tori gently gave her son the oatmeal before swiftly getting on Jade's personal space, her glare intensifying. "Then it's a good thing I called everyone and gave them the day off." She said ominously "And if you're smart, you're gonna take the day off and help me with this little project, that is unless you like sleeping on that couch… Permanently."

"God, Tori has a scary side after all." Jade thought "I'm oddly turned on."

"Well?"

"Would you look at that?" Jade said staring at her imaginary watch on her wrist. "My schedule just cleared up."

"Good." Tori replied with a grin, giving her wife a peck on the cheek, "We better have breakfast then, we are gonna have quite a day with our little guy."

The former Goth watched as her son made a mess stabbing the oatmeal with his plastic fork.

"Your lucky your too cute with the stabbing." She thought "I can't even be mad at you for getting me in trouble."

A few days later both women were still having no luck with Tony expanding his vocabulary sand give him a "do over first word."

"Vagina!" The baby said happily clapping.

"No Tony." Tori said showing him a card "It's a rabbit… Can you say Rabbit?"

"Vagina!"

"Let me try Vega." The Thespian said tiredly, gabbing a random card from the deck "See Here son? This is a cow… Can you say Cow? You know, the animal that goes Moo, can you Moo?"

The baby made a look of concentration, both women leaned on the table, hoping that he would say either "cow" or "moo" it didn't matter as long as it wasn't the V word which was going to get banned the moment Tony spoke his first "do over word."

"Gah!"

"He said Gah!" Tori cheered happily "His first word!"

"Vega… You gotta be kidding." Jade snapped "Gah is not a word!"

"Is too!"

"Then use it in a sentence."

"Ok, Tony just said Gah!"

"Doesn't count."

"Does too.!"

"Vega, we been sitting here for the past week and a half trying to get our son to say something else and clearly Tony is too fond of the V word and he sure isn't going to stop saying it anytime soon."

"This is all your fault you know?!" Tori said crossing her arms angrily.

"Yes, we know it was my fault." Jade snarled exasperatedly "But playing the blame game isn't gonna help us here. So, will you stop being a gank on the issue and let continue! Sooner or later he's bound to say something else!"

"Gank!"

Jade and Tori stood up from their chairs, slacked jaw at what they heard.

"Gank!" Tony said again "Gank, gank, gank, gank!"

"You did it again!" The Half-Latina glared at her spouse. "I don't really know if this is worse!"

She lifted her son from his high chair. "Mijo please stop repeating that."

Jade meanwhile sat down on the kitchen chair in defeat, exasperatedly putting her hands over her face "Great, now Tony's gonna need a do over, do over first word… I'm never going to sleep in my bed again, am I?"

She bravely gazed at her wife whose scowl was her answer.

"I'm gonna need a better couch."

Tony sure keeps getting Jade in trouble with Tori, that's both amusing for us but frustrating for Jade, heh.

I think we all know what "Gank" could mean in the Victorious universe, it sure was implied to be quite a nasty insult.

Anyway, what did you all thought of this one? Good? Bad? In between? Constructive criticism is greatly accepted.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.