Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, Dan Schneider does.

Author Notes: Wow... Over 700 reviews, you guys rock you know that right? So as a big thank you here's the newest chapter.

I come to realise that I made the West kids a bit too "nice" like they haven't gotten in trouble or too much trouble actually, so I decided to get one of them grounded, and as we all know, no kid likes getting caught and being punished for their actions and of course, no parent likes to ground their kids, that being said, Jade and Tori took a unique route in that department, I won't say anymore than that but prepare to be quite amused.


"Here comes the airplane!" Tawny cheered as she made motor sounds as well as moving the spoon randomly until finally landing on her son's open mouth, who swallowed his baby food, only to spit some out seconds later.

"Ma! Go!" Matt clapped "Mo! Mo!"

"You want more?" Tawny asked playfully. "Or you just want to make a mess on my blouse?"

"Blo! Blo!"

"I'm going to guess you want to ruin my clothes." She said with an eye roll, using a napkin to wash away the remaining food from her son's face.

The kitchen door opened and her husband came in with some groceries in his hands.

"Hey Baby." Lukas greeted "And how's my little man?"

"Da! Da!"

"He's fine." Tawny said. "I on the other hand haven't had much luck feeding him."

"I can see that." Lukas teased. "You look delicious though."

"Nice one Romeo." She replied sarcastically before looking at the groceries on the kitchen counter. "You got everything we need to make dinner?"

"Everything and then some."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well the plan was to go to the store to get food, diapers, and everything else on the list." He said. "But... I kinda bumped into someone just when I was about to pay for everything."

"Who?"

"Don't you dare to drop anything Vega!"

"Ohhhh."

"Yeah..." Lukas said. "Your parents."

Suddenly three people entered the kitchen, Jade, Tori and Anthony West.

Each of them was carrying a grocery bag, undoubtedly both women had decided to buy just about a thousand different things to feed their grandson.

Tony however was not happy as he was so close to his favorite Ingredients and yet so far since he was only allowed to bring them into the kitchen but wasn't allowed to get them out of their bags or be helpful.

"This is so not fair." He thought. "This is going to drive me nuts!"

"Mom? Mama?" Tawny asked. "What are you doing here?"

"Do we need a reason to be here?" Tori asked "I mean, can't two moms come and visit their daughter?"

"Normal moms don't come with twenty seven bags of groceries." Their daughter pointed out. "Seriously, while I appreciate that you're getting things for my son, I just think it's a bit much you know?"

"Nothing is too much for our grandson." Jade said. "And look at what I got for you!"

"Gra! Gra!"

"One of these days he's going to say grandma." The thespian says. "Mark my words!"

"Mom, Matt is six months old." Tawny pointed out. "He's not old enough to say anything just yet."

"Well, he's pretty smart for his age!" She countered "I'm sure he's going to speak any day now."

"Sho!"

"You heard that?" Jade asked "He just said show! He wants to go into the movie business! I knew he had the West blood in him!"

"Baby, I think Matt didn't say an actual word." Tori said. "He's just babbling."

"To! To! To!" Matt kept repeating, pointing behind his grandparents. "To! To! To!"

Both women turned around to see what had their grandson's attention and saw their son getting ingredients out of the plastic bags.

"Stop it right there mister!" Tori ordered "And walk away from the groceries!"

"Tattletale." Tony muttered to his nephew who was obliviously clapping away as if to say "hi" to his uncle.

"Sit down where we can see you." Jade commanded. "And don't get near the oven or the fridge."

"But..."

"No buts Anthony!" The Latina shouts. "Sit!"

Tony reluctant obeyed and sat down on a chair muttering in Spanish "Esto no es justo."

Tawny and Lukas blinked in confusion, at the kind of hostility they were witnessing.

"What's going on here?"

"Your brother's grounded. Jade explained.

"What?!" Tawny exclaimed turning to meet her sibling's eyes "No way! You? Grounded?!"

"Yeah! Me! Grounded!" Tony replied sarcastically "Why is that hard for everyone to believe? I can be bad!"

Everyone chortled at that.

"I can!"

"Riiiiiiiight" Jade says sarcastically "And your Mama here can be crazy."

"Hey! I can be crazy if I wanted to be!" Tori replied "For your information I once ate an expired yogurt!"

The only one who was impressed was Anthony "Woah, really?!"

"Yup... I'm wild!"

"As badass as that was Mama." Tawny said unimpressed "I want to know what my bro here did that got him grounded."

"I kinda... Sorta... Got a... Rose."

"Was it because of the thorns by any chance." Lukas asked uncertainty. "You got grounded because someone got hurt by holding the rose?"

"It was a bad rose all right! A bad, bad rose!" Tori snapped "And it's on his arm!"

"Say what?"

Tony lifted his sleeve and much to the surprise of his sister, he had a tattoo of a Rose on his arm.

"Oh my God!" Tawny said "You got a tattoo?!"

"Yeah."

"Ok, now that is kind of badass."

"Don't encourage him!" Jade hissed. "What the hell where you thinking?!"

"Oh, this is coming from you?" Tony shot back. "The embodiment of disobedience."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I've seen photos of you in high school mom." He said "You also had a tattoo when you were around my age."

"Uhhh..." The thespian was speechless for a moment, not being used to being caught off guard before saying. "Well I was young and I just did it to piss off my parents! I didn't know better! You should have Tony! You're better than that!"

"Why a rose anyway bro?"

"I like roses." Tony shrugged. "They have thorns... They're dangerous, they hurt."

"It's going to hurt a lot more when we have to get that thing removed." Tori said. "Doctors are going to have use lasers."

"Really?" He asked. "Cool!"

Tori turned to her wife "He got a liking towards pain from you."

"He's our son Vega." Jade said. "Of course he had to get things from both of us."

"But did he had to get part of your rebellious nature?"

"Trust me Tor, he takes more after you than me."

While his parents weren't looking, Tony sneaked towards the fridge, trying to at least make himself a sandwich.

"Get back here!" Jade bellowed "Don't make me add another week to your punishment!"

He unhappily returned to his seat.

"What's your punishment anyway?" Tawny asked. "I don't think you told us."

"I'm not allowed near the kitchen for three months." Tony snapped, crossing his arms. "I can't make breakfast, lunch or dinner! I'm not even allowed to make myself a sandwich!"

Tawny and Lukas gasped.

"This must be killing you!"

"It's only been a day!" He snapped "And I'm ready to pull my hair out in frustration! I'm the only one in the house who can cook and I'm not even allowed to make a quesadilla!"

"Which brings out a good question." Lukas said. "How are you guys going to eat?"

"Yeah, no offence but you two aren't exactly great cooks." Tawny added. "I don't think I ever seen you even turn on a microwave."

"Come on you guys, give us more credit." Tori commented. "We can cook!"

"Ordering take out doesn't count Mama." Tony said. "And I think that's going to be our dinner for the next three months."

"We'll prove you wrong Mijo." The Latina said confidently. "Your mom and I will cook tonight a great meal."

"We will?" The thespian questioned "Vega, no offence but are you high? I think ordering take out is safer than us using the kitchen!"

"Come on Jade! Don't sell us out short! We can do this!"


Later that night at the West household, the kitchen was a mess as there was dough everywhere.

"We can't do this." Tori whined as she too was covered in dough.

"I'm ordering a pizza." Jade said. "And I think we should only ground Tony for two weeks or else we'll starve."

"Make it a week." Her spouse suggested. "He has to learn that what he did was wrong but at the same time, we shouldn't ground ourselves!"

"Best I get Foodio out of storage then."


Heh, looks like Jade and Tori grounding their son kind of backfired on them.

For those of you who don't remember, Foodio is a robot chef character from Invader Zim that I inserted into this Jori universe to explain how they went by before Tony was old enough to start cooking.

I actually debated for some time on what Tony could've done to get grounded and eventually I decided that since he takes more after Tori then he should at least have some bits of Jade's rebellion and since as we know, Jade had a tattoo in the series, Tony would have wanted one but his parents said no and of course he would disobey.

Finally when Tony said "Esto no es justo" it was Spanish for "This isn't fair."

Anyway, what are your thoughts on this chapter, good? Bad? In between? Do let me know.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.