A/N: Well hi again everyone, guess what? Today marks six years since I started writing this fic, where does the time go huh? I can't believe it's been that long and I have you all to thank for the success of this saga, who knew the idea of Jade and Tori as parents would generate not only so many ideas but a positive response as well? Especially considering I originally intended this to be nothing more than an experimental one-shot.

Truth be told, I wasn't going to post anything to celebrate the anniversary of this fic in mind but its funny how things work out no?

Anyway read and enjoy.

"Hey Jade."

"What is it, Vega?" The Thespian asked tiredly, she had been hours in front of her computer screen, trying to write her latest script but alas, the inspiration never came her way, she was getting ready to grab her lap top and throw it out the window in frustration. "I think need a change of scenery, I been cooped up here all day and nothing! What has happened to me?! I used to have tons of ideas that came to me every day, now I'm lucky to come up with something new once a month!"

"What have you gotten so far?" Tori asked as she looked at the screen, only to frown at the minimal effort on Jade's part.

SCENE ONE_

"Maybe the problem is that you been procrastinating." The Latina said dryly. "I can see the windows from the games you been playing since you came into your little hidey hole."

"It's my woman-cave!" Her wife corrected, shutting her lap top in frustration. "And did you come for a reason other than to point the obvious, Vega?"

"Whoa, someone's on a crabby mood today."

"I'm sorry Tor." Jade sighed exasperatedly. "It's just that I been trying to write something new for the past few days and I feel like I'm getting nowhere you know? It's like I just milked all the creative juices out of my skull and no matter how many times I try to squeeze it, there's no juice left!"

"Ok, ew." Tori said in a mixture of disgust and sympathy. "While I get what you mean baby, the way you expressed it sounds kind of gross."

"I could've said it in a thousand different ways Vega, but in the end, the point remains the same." The Thespian said. "I guess I just lost my twisted writing skills."

"That's stupid and you know it!" The Latina said firmly. "You are the most imaginative woman I know and don't you forget it!"

"You're just saying that because you're my wife."

"NO!" Tori shouted. "I'm saying that because it's the truth and you know I would never lie to you, Jade!" She walked all over the studio where many, many trophies, awards and even an Oscar that served as a reminder of her wife's endless creative prowess she had developed over the years, almost in a way to imply that Jade can still achieve more.

"What's this, Jade?" Tori asked rhetorically picking up a framed certificate. "Looks familiar to you?"

"That, my dear Vega, is the first award I ever received." She answered fondly. "I won third place in a contest back in elementary school where I had to write a ten page story, my dad tried to discourage me from trying again since I didn't win first place and believed I was never going to amount to anything writing as he called it fictional nonsense."

"And did you quit?"

"As if!" Jade sneered. "If anything my first attempt only encouraged me try harder!"

"Yeah you did!" Tori said teasingly before grabbing something at random nearby. "Tell me about this DVD, it's not the short film we did back in high school, is it?"

"Hell no, I destroyed that horrible thing years ago, this is actually my first home made movie." Jade replied. "I tried making my own version of Chucky using a Barbie doll; I ended up exploding it instead."

"Somehow I'm not surprised." Tori said dryly, she then picked up her spouse's biggest achievement. "Oh and what do we have here?"

"You should know." The Thespian shrugged. "You were there with me when I received my first Oscar."

"Damn right I was!" Tori said happily. "I was so proud of you baby! YOU earned this because of twisted creativity and clever ingenuity! It even says so here, Best screenplay! Don't you see, everything you have here is a reminder of what an imaginative woman you were then and still are now! You're just having a lack of inspiration; it doesn't mean you reached the end of the road, far from it! You got plenty of scariness to give worldwide!"

"Thanks Vega." Jade said sincerely, a small smile on her face. "I needed that."

"Think nothing of it baby." Tori replied lovingly. "God knows how many times during our marriage I been where you are and you have always made me feel better in your own blunt way."

"To this day, I'll never know how lucky I am to have you in my life."

"I think I'm the lucky one."

"That was so corny Vega." Jade said with an eye roll. "Then again, I expected no less from the world's biggest dork."

"HEY!" The Latina shouted. "You married this dork!"

"And believe me when I say, I'm happy I did." Jade replied. "There's never a dull moment with you in my life, Vega."

"Ditto." Tori said with a wide smile. "Speaking of which, you know what I think you need?"

"Sex on a casket?"

"For the last time, Jade." Tori snapped annoyed. "That's never going to happen; it's creepy on so many levels! No! I was going to suggest that you should take your own advice and have a change in scenery, it will really get those creative thoughts starting up again."

"I'm willing to try anything at this point." Jade said getting up from her chair, doing some stretches to get rid of the numbness on her limbs, something Tori enjoyed to see as she got a view of her wife's assets.

"Want to go get something to eat?" Tori asked "Like maybe some ass cream… I mean ice cream?"

"Real subtle, Vega." Jade snickered. "But you know what? Ice cream does sound like a good idea, So how about we tell Tony and we all go out to Freezy Queen? We can make an afternoon out of it."

"I'm all for it!" Tori agreed. "It's very rare these days when the three of us spend any time together anymore."

"That's what happens when kids grow up Vega." The Thespian said sympathetically. "They start having their own life; Tony can't stay a little kid forever."

"I know." Tori pouted. "Doesn't mean I have to like it though."

"You have always been close to our son." Jade said. "Sometimes I'm amazed how well we been raising him, I swear, that boy doesn't have a mean bone in his body, he's like a mini you."

"Not entirely." Tori said. "Remember when he got a tattoo? He got that from you."

"Well he's just as much my son as he is yours Vega."

"I know." The Latina said fondly. "Come to think of it, has ever done anything crazy like we used to do when we were his age?"

"My dear Vega, we used to go to school for the arts." Jade smirked. "Tony had no interest in that, remember? He chose to go to a cooking school instead, so I highly doubt he would ever get into the same crazy shenanigans you got us into."

"I got us into?" Tori said offended. "Who got us in trouble with Mrs. Lee?"

"You did." Jade replied. "It was your bright idea to leave her daughter dangling dangerously from a wire."

"Ok bad example." Tori muttered. "Who tried to win against a Gorilla?

"You tried and failed." The thespian replied. "And if memory serves you had to wear casts on both your arms because you got beaten up by the gorilla."

"That reminds me, we're never telling our kids about the Gorilla club, right?"

"Not in a million years."

"Good, just making sure we're on the same page." Tori commented. "There's nothing to worry about with Danielle and Tawny since they're adults and they know better but there's no chance in hell I'm letting our baby boy near that place."

"I second that emotion Vega."

"Now, where we're we?" Tori asked. "Oh right… Who was arrested in Yerba?"

"Again… You." The Thespian snickered. "Come on Tor, there's even a million dollars bounty on your head because you nearly killed the Chancellor."

"I heard because of that my music illegal in Yerba."

"My movies are too." Jade shrugged. "Simply because you're my wife, seriously Tori, for you to have a bounty that's pretty badass."

"Wait… I thought there was also a bounty on your head too?"

"There is." Jade said with some jealousy. "But the price on my head is only a quarter of what they want for yours."

"You don't think our kids know about that… Do you?"

"We know about it Mama." Tony said while crossing the hallway, the door wide open. "This is why I can't go to the school trip to Yerba, remember? The last thing any of us wants is for me to go to prison simply because I'm your son."

"Who told you about our trip to Yerba anyway?"

"The internet." He replied. "After mom told me I couldn't go I asked why and she wouldn't give me a reason and neither would Aunt Trina, Aunt Cat simply kept giggling saying she said lots of friends there, Uncle Robbie kept saying something about an octopus and Uncle Andre was so terrified when I asked that he started screaming in terror, so since no one gave me a straight answer I decided to do a little digging and came across a Yerbanian Newspaper on what happened and my god Mama, did you really nearly kill a Chancellor?"

"NO!" She shouted. "I didn't nearly kill him! My shoe simply flew out of my foot and it might have…. Hit him in the eye."

"And you went to jail for that?"

"They mistook it for an assassination attempt." Tori said sheepishly. "Then Robbie had to make things a thousand times worse by killing the Chancellor's priced octopus."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"So… How did you two get out?"

"With a hit song." Jade answered this time. "No joke, your Mama here concocted a plan to distract both the Chancellor and the guards by performing in front of them, next thing they know we left the prison but by the time they figured it out we were near the airport in a duck truck."

"That's just bonkers." Tony said perplexed. "Why am I just hearing about this now?"

"Well there's never a right way to tell your son that his parents have a criminal record and a bounty on their heads on a foreign land."

"I guess you're right Mama." Tony agreed. "Still, that's pretty hardcore! What else have you done when you were my age? Have you gone to the Gorilla Club?"

At the mention of that place both Jade and Tori froze, not liking that their son knew about that dangerous place.

"How do you know about that club?"

"Emily took me there once." He shrugged. "We we're both in a bit of a rut lately during our dates so she suggested it and I though, ok fine, I'll give it a try… No biggie."

"No… Biggie?" Tori parroted, her left eye twitching uncontrollably, already thinking of ways to hurt the blonde hooligan her baby boy is dating.

Jade swore she saw her wife's eyes turn red with blood.

"Yeah it was kind of fun actually." He replied innocently. "The fire bunny was fun and according to the club's staff, I broke some record staying there the longest time ever, then there were those balls of pain… I think Emily recorded how that went, let me show you."

Tony got his phone out of his pocket, showing his parents how he went from one end to the other while carrying some rings with him, every time one of those huge balls got near Tony, Tori almost suffered one heart attack after another, Jade on the other hand while still worried was impressed her son managed to complete the task without a care.

"WHOO-HOO!"

And from the sound of it, he sure was having fun.

"Oh and the best part was when I got near the Gorilla."

"WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!"

"Yeah, I wanted to go in the Gorilla cage but Emily didn't want me to saying it was too dangerous, but that only made me want to try it even more!"

"Of course." Jade thought annoyed. "Why is it that teenagers want to do something they're forbidden from doing?"

"So the moment I go into the cage, the Gorilla looks mad, like really mad." Tony said obliviously. "Next thing I know I'm its arms and I'm thinking oh, he's sad and I give him a hug to calm it down, turns out that's all the little guy wanted, just some affection."

"Little guy?" Tori snapped. "That's a 400 pound gorilla!"

"Potatoe, potato." Tony shrugged. "Point is, the Gorilla calmed down and the club's staff was so impressed with how I handled the situation that they offered me a job to feed the Gorilla since all its former caretakers got their bones broken."

"You said no… Right?"

"Um… Is it a bad thing if I say that I been doing the job for three months now?" Tony asked, finally seeing the danger that came with talking to his parents about his adventure at the club.

"YOU WHAT?!" Tori exploded. "ANTHONY WEST!"

"Oh look at the time, I'm late for work!" He said looking at the imaginary watch on his wrist. "I'll tell you how it went, see you later Mom, see ya later Mama!"

Tony made a hasty retreat out of the studio.

The silent was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Jade worriedly looked over at her wife who had stayed motionless in shock for five minutes after their son left the room.

"Vega… You're starting to freak the freak out of me." Jade said. "Come on, say something."

"Jade…" Tori said icily. "Where's my checkbook?"

"In our bedroom… Why?"

"Because, after some consideration… I decided to buy the Gorilla Club."

"I'm sorry, you what?"

"You heard me." The Latina snapped. "I'm going to buy that damn club and then I'm going to shut it down and then burn it to the ground!"

"You're kidding me Vega."

"I never have been more serious in my life." Tori growled. "But first, I'm going to have a little talk with a certain blonde."

She then left the room, leaving her wife behind.

"Well… She took it better than expected."

LOL, honestly the idea of Tony being in the Gorilla club was not originally a part of the chapter, I had a completely different scene in mind but as I kept writing it took an unexpected turn where Jade and Tori talked about their past adventures and their son was following in their footsteps of crazy shenanigans.

Funny thing is… Tony wasn't even going to appear in this chapter but Matt and Cat were, oh well maybe I'll do that idea for a future chapter.

The part where Tori has a bounty on her head was borrowed from Secret Flame who came up with the idea for her fic "As Easy As Lying" (Which I seriously recommend).

Well everyone, see you next time, hopefully I'll be able to update sooner rather than later.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.