Generals Gather in their Masses

Villain Compound, Lake Tahoe, Nevada

November 5th, 2008

Mr. Boss is the figurehead leader of the Villains, a job he never truly wanted, and a job he's failing at. As far as he and the other Villains, in fact everyone on Earth knows, Father is in hiding and waiting to seek his revenge. Currently he is meeting with the other head Villains he's put in command throughout the war. From Fibb and Wink, to Knightbrace, Gramma Stuffum, and Count Spankulot.

"I'm am looking at a room full of failures and total fucking losers. You pathetic sons of bitches have completely fucked up our chances of winning this goddamn war!" Mr. Boss shouts as he slams his cigar into an ashtray.

"How did you expect us to fight this war? We're fighting an enemy we didn't know existed until they invaded us." Knightbrace argues.

"Well then what's your excuse for being piss poor against the Kids Next Door?!" Mr. Boss counters. "We've fought these little shits for years now! Yet we're losing just every battle. Almost two and half years of fighting, and what do we have to show for it?! We're broke, divided, and it n the brink of being wiped off of the fucking planet!"

"Well maybe it's time we rethink our strategy. You've put your trust in the wrong people. I mean just look at Karen DeVos." Toiletnator argues, only to have his throat grabbed by Mr. Boss.

"If you want to live to see the end of the war, you won't say that name again, Lou." Mr. Boss threatens.

"W…well… I have a couple ideas." Toilenator suggests.

"They better be good." Mr. Fibb says.

"Yes, because the last time you suggested a battle strategy, Hoagie Gilligan and his Air Berets rained cow shit down on us." Mr. Wink adds.

"We do have those hidden bases in Boston. And there are rumors of those Galactics planning to head there." Toiletnator says.

"You suggest we ambush them in Boston? Or lure them in?" Mr. Boss asks.

"Maybe we can surprise them when they arrive." Spankulot suggests. "They could feel the sting of a merciless beatdown from me!"

"Well you better hope you're not dealing with those fuckers the snake hands." Mr. Boss comments. "But not a bad idea."

"Ooh, we could also steal those plans from the Sector V Treehouse." Toiletnator suggests, resulting in all of them laughing at him.

"You wanna break into a KND Treehouse owned by the KND brats commanding this war? Are you fucking retarded?" Mr. Boss laughs.

"No I'm not retarded. This idea is fucking genius. The only ones guarding that treehouse are those stupid hamsters and the robot skunk." Toiletnator explains.

"Those hamsters are vicious little monsters. They will eat my food like it's nothing." Gramma Stuffum argues.

"And I can't hide from the skunk's enhanced vision." Spankulot adds.

"Well then it'll be a solo mission. I've managed to sneak into KND operations and headquarters on my own before." Toiletnator argues.

"Yes we know." Mr. Fibb says.

"We still have the scars from the treehouse incident." Mr. Wink adds.

"Well, do any of you have any better suggestions?!" Toiletnator argues. "I break in, get the hard drive, and get out of there. We hack into their files and learn of any of their plans."

"That's… actually a good idea Lou. Alright, you have the go ahead for this little operation. But I'm warning you, if you fuck this… I'm gonna mount your head on my mantle." Mr. Boss warns him.

"I won't let you down, Mr. Boss." Toiletnator says as he leaves to prepare for his mission.

When he is gone, all the other Villains look at Mr. Boss with nervous looks.

"Are you sure about this?" Knightbrace asks. You know he always screws up.

"Well we're running out of options. Besides with him out of the way we can prepare for Boston on our own." Mr. Boss explains. "Maybe by some miracle this might work. In the meantime, the rest of you get ready. We need to think of a headquarters in Boston. Someplace that'll send a message. Maybe Fenway Park, John Hancock Building, or the Top of the Hub."

"Yes, I like that last idea. I could mix their food with mine." Stuffum suggests.

"I like the way you think. But I do need to give you this warning, do NOT wear a Yankees hat in that city. Those Boston sports nuts are 'd do worse things to us than any of the Kids Next Door and the aliens have ever done to us." Mr. Boss warns them.

As the Villains discuss their plans, they are unaware that the room is wired and their conversation is being listened to. In a hidden KND bunker, Genki Sanban is monitoring the conversation.

"Thanks for the heads up, assholes." She says as reaches for her radio. "Numbuh 0061 come in, this is Numbuh 0081. I have some news. I need you to know that your brother is planning to break into the Sector V treehouse. And I know where the Villains are planning their next attack."

End of the chapter. Anyone surprised by the twist at the end? To those who are confused about the time jump. The next chunk of the story is going to go into the events that Mr. Boss mentioned in the chapter before going back into chronological order.

P.S. Mr. Boss in this story is inspired by various characters from Martin Scorsese movies.