A few popular Chronicles of Sahyíra's Birth

From the Book of Tales, Fables and Parables

Éa Árda Ilúmatar, Goddess Infinite, Amandaína to we Kírathraín, She Taught Her Husband, Éru Ilúvatar, to Speak and to Sing and to Dance and to Express his Soul Beautifully! So Eárda Taught Éru the Loving Instruments with which to Seduce Her! And Éru Ilúvatar, Loving husband and Devoted Student of his Wife, preferred to Sing to Woo his Love, Méri Dévi Éa Árda Ilúmatar, for She Very Much Enjoyed his Beautiful Voice!

And So Éru Wooed his Misstress, Sister Eárda Ilúmatar the Creatrix, to Her Chosen Desires! And So Beautiful Amán, the Beautiful Undying Love of Goddess Árda, was Born to Eárda Ilúmatar and Éru Ilúvatar! And So Were Born the Ardainúra to Live Upon and Protect and Grow and Beautify and Love Mother Éa Árda, Whom We Kírathraín Know as Mother Sahyíra!

Even Mélkor Mórgoth, that Vála wight betrayer of his Mother, Our Sister Éa Árda Ilúmatar, and ALL the Ainúra, he who chose to defile the Beauteous Kára of Árda and poison Her Trees of Light and even attempt to rape Her! Even he was Born of the Passionately Loving Choices of Éa Árda Ilúmatar and Éru Ilúvatar!

Mórgoth's abhorrent wight-minded decisions to betray Mother Life and Mother Árda and ALL his Maná Ainúra, and to embrace his evil philosophies and acts, these choices are his own Adult Responsibilities, his Kárma and willfully chosen ádharma!

So We Kírathraín Enjoy Killing Mórgoth, and Warring Against his brothers and their armies, as Our Savage War-Hunt Against evil gods, Our Kazasalbáhe, is Our Chosen Responsibility, Our Chosen Kárma and Chosen Dhárma!

Now after nine billion years of Love and Loving Creation by Éa Árda Ilúmatar the Universe after the death of Galáktos, Born was Sahyíra Ilúmatar the Earth as the Home of Life on Sythe to Our Elder Sister Solá! And after another one billion Years, Life was Born to Fertile Mother Sahyíra, Kí, Rhéa, Gáia, Our Home! So the Ilúmnatal of Sahyíra, the Children of Sythe, have Lived for over Four Billion Years upon the Bosom and Face of Beautifully Blessed Mother Gáia Kí Sahyíra.

Yet, before Ekáia, Sister Water, Came to Sahyíra; Mother Árda Sahyíra was barren and Virgin and could not Conceive Babies! :(

Then Came Wandering Mother Water, Goddess of the Living Ocean, Yorúba Oríxa who Is Yemója, and Olókun, and Namú, and Tiama'át, and Néith Naunét, and Wás, and Osèanída, and Okèanída, and Váiya Ekáia, and Gámi, and Mní Dakóta, and Mísi Ojíbwe, and Kái, and Káia, and Kailáni, and Skáya, and Skáila, and Skyulá, and Amphitríta, and Kéta, and Séta, and Doriána, and Amadáhi, and Chumáni, and Malíla, and Pamúya, and Paváti, and Sokanón, and Taluláh, and Yóki, and Ábaná, and Anahíta! :)

And so Mother Earth and Mother Water came together upon and within Árda Sahyíra, and Birthed Daughter Life upon and within Mother Sahyíra! So Daughter Life was Born to Happy Mother Sahyíra and Happy Mother Water and Happy Éa Ilúmatar!

Mní Wicóni. Water Is Life. :)

Nigh four billion years before the Birth of Our Méri Dévi Yéxia Isídris Íset, Living Goddess of Love, Was Sister and Daughter Life Birthed to Happy Mother Árda and Happy Mother Váiya, upon the Beauteous Kára and Bosom of Sahyíra!

And Mother Ekáia and Mother Sahyíra and Mother Éa Ilúmatar Made Sweet Sweet Love! And So did the Mothers of Life Work Together to Brew and Bubble and Cook up Daughter Life in the Turbulent Volcanic Belly of Mother Osèanída!

And So From the Continuous Lovemaking of the Goddesses Infinite upon and across the Infinite Habitable Worlds of the Infinite Galaxies is the Infinite Variety of Unique Life Birthed and Evolved!

And On and On We Go! So On and On We Will Go Forever! Through the Wastelands and the Valleys of Death and On! We Destroy Our Shadows With the Sun's Rays and Love!

So We Grow in Numbers, Fueled By Lovers! See Our Horizons? We Are Amazing!

Upon and across the Infinite Multitude Beauteous Faces and Bosoms of the Infinite Sisters of the Twins, Terra and Sythe, are consistently found the oldest fossils of single-celled organisms near five hundred million years after the Birth of Each SisterMother Planeta, who are about four and a half billion years old! Daughter Science Loves Mother Ma'Át and Mother Éa Ilúmatar, All-Mothers of All Truths!

Now Manadaíni Life Began to Play and Explore upon Máma Sythe, and so She, Life, Crawled out from under Sister Ekáia's blanket of Water to the top of Sister Árda's dry Head, and so Yavaná, Sister Life, Learned to Live both above and below the Domain of Mother Váiya Ekáia!

And over the billions of years of Her Young Life, Sister Life Sahyirárda has Endured Life-destroying freezing winters of millions of years, and fallen stars that brought fallen bálrog, and the evil intentions of evil fallen gods! And So Sister Life Has Learned to Survive and Thrive in Her Home, Mother Sahyirárda!

For Manadaín Life, Greatest and Most Ancient GrandMother of GrandMothers, Learned to Appreciate the Beauty and Care of Raít Solá, Our Sister the Sun! And Sister Life and Sister Sun and Sister Evolution did Invent and Evolve many forms and games and challenges upon Sythe!

And over the eons did the forms and games and challenges of Sister Life Evolve into Beings of Competition and Cooperation and Compromise upon Sahyíra! So Does Sister Life Continuously Evolve for She does not wish to die!

So Do Sister Life and Sister Evolution and Sister Káli Teach We Life-Breathers: As You Must Breathe, So Must You Defend Your Self from Death and Fight to Live!

From these humble beginnings did Mother Life, Yavaná, Birth upon Sahyíra Árda Terra, Her Children, the Ilúmnatal: the Plants and Animals and Myconids and ALL Life original to Gáia Rhéa!

Nigh one billion five hundred million years before today, the Life that Lived upon and within Sahyíra was near indistinguishable from each part of Her Self, and lacked conscious Freedom.

Yet from these simpler forms did we sapient, sentient, caring and moral living beings eventually Evolve from our Mother Planetas, Sythe and Earth and Kryptana and Beyond! Ma'Át!

So did and does and shall Mother Evolution always Breed Her multitude variety of Life, Natural and Dragon and Other! And Daughter Lives of every color and spot and stripe and voice and name and belief!

And in time did the arrogant Dragons, in their evolved sentient pride, foolishly choose to wage war against Mother and Sister Life, Mother Sahyíra and Sister Yavaná, upon the Bosom and in the Breath of Árda Herself!

The eleven million years long Dragons' War of Arrogance was fought seventy seven million seven hundred seventy seven thousand seven hundred seventy seven years before the Birth of Méri Dévi Yéxia Ásit Isídra, Living Goddess of Love!

And in that time, Mórgoth and Hastúr and Xogóth and Kthúlhu and Galáktos and Diáblo and Ángra Máiniyu did easily convince the arrogant dragons that their combined might could defeat and conquer Mighty Sahyíra, even Goddess Infinite and the Infinite Goddesses!

But so did Mighty Dragóna Divína Gojíra Love Beautiful Yavaná, so did the Mighty Dragóna Align Her Heart with Daughter Life Yavaná, Sister Life Yavaná and Mother Life Yavaná, especially Dragóna Kíra and Dragóna Káramánda, against Their evil brother dragons! So also did mighty Krór Azabraksanáo Drakrónonekróno Barák Scirón Align his Love and Loyalty with Yavaná, Gojíra, Kíra and Káramánda to Fight Against Their evil brother demons! And so did the Matríka of Infinite Goddesses Slay the traitorous dragons and their devilish allies!

Now Sister Evolution Never Stops Playing, so some few million years ago, Sister Thraín of Sahyíra finally Evolved from Sister Ape and Sister Monkey!

And the Kryptánelát, after nigh five billion years of Patiently Waiting, Were Finally Glad to be able to Speak to their Sister Sahyiránas, the Ilúmnatal Children Peoples, as civilized Humans! :)

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Now, Mighty Éa Árda Ilúmatar is the Universe and the Mother of All Life, mortal and immortal, plant and animal, slave and free, demon and Goddess, so even Her Úruk Daughters! And We Love Our Fierce Úruk Orknéa for Our Beautiful Úruk Love Our Dogs and even Our Cats!

But when Mórgoth Mélkor first created his ork, the sheer ferocity and baying WarSongs of our Worg-mounted Úruk Sisters so frustrated the WarSong of Mórgoth the Dread Tyrant, and so frightened his undisciplined goblin hordes, he whose very name meant Fearful Cruel Death, that Mélkor Mórgoth tasked his sorcerous minions to sing evil breeding songs of evil magic to subvert the Minds of the conquered and enslaved so Mórgoth could breed a stronger, more compliant army of foully loyal evil demonspawn!

And so came the discordant songs of the missionary army of Mélkor the Evil, Destroyer of Beautiful Belériand, Long May He Suffer the Hell Of Losing His Mind For Losing All Battles! May his own generals hold him down and each of his own servants stab his eyes and mouth Forever! Mélkor Mórgoth used his evil songs and sorceries to destroy the Minds and Wills of his hapless Álba mandaín and elf mordaín prisoners, upon whom he enjoyed hating!

This Missionary Army of Mélkor wooed many kings and queens of the patrician wight Álba and elf with false promises of aid against the goblin blight that Mélkor himself surreptitiously chanted each night from his dread cauldron, Sáuron!

And so in Sáuron did Mélkor stir the Blood and Bones and Flesh of the young and naïve Álba and elf, for they knew not yet how to defend themselves, they being so young and immature.

For the first Sélwyin, Álba and elf, were the royal Children of the ancient Fey and Nymph and Dryad and Sylph and Aeriad and Zephyra and Tree and Thraín and Ilúmatar Amanadaíná Herself! And Éa Árda Ilúmatar and Éru Ilúvatar Shaped them with Her and his Songs, and Taught them to Dance and Sing!

But so jealous Mórgoth sang his version of the Song of the Úrukdaín to humiliate Mighty Inaná and Mighty Íxtar and Mighty Árda Ilúmatar, but he had no Willing Dancers! So Mórgoth ordered his sorcerous missionaries to seduce and kidnap the young Álba and elf who were very naïvely royal. And so he promised his captives freedom to their royal parents if the captives would but feast. But the evilly sweet food and drink was drugged with a potion concocted from the evil of Mélkor's song of corruption.

Then Mélkor and his goblins raped demons into the helpless and sleeping Álba! And so were bred Mórgoth's grunting ork sons in hateful but well-disciplined mockery of Our proud and religious Sisters and Brothers of the Shining Lands of Sumer! The Sumer People of Úruk who had been the subjects of king Bílgamesh, betrayer of Inaná and Íxtar, these Good People the evil and vile Mélkor perpetually traded with or simply raided for slaves in the millions, to train with and often feed to his ork hordes!

Mélkor Mórgoth is indeed and in cruel deed and by evil deeds the embodied and incarnate Abhorrent Aberration of Sister Life Herself, even Éa Árda Ilúmatar and Amanadaíná and Óa and Á and ALL the Goddesses Infinite!

For Mélkor warred even with Xogóth and Hastúr and Satán and Kthúlhu and Ásag and Lusífero and Órkus and Háides and Sét and Ángra Máiniyu also, and so he needed a great and powerful army! And so Mórgoth fed his rape bred ork sons on jebli blight brewed in his cauldron of evil, Sáuron! Then he fed his accursed fey goblin progeny on their uncles, the poor elf, in the Arena of Punishments below the Fortress Prison of Utúmno!

And so his slave ork army now trained and fed and educated in his evil ways and to his evil mind, Mélkor Mórgoth led them against the demon-spawned slave armies of Xogóth and Hastúr and Satán and Kthúlhu and Ásag and Lusífero and Órkus and Háides and Sét and Ángra Máiniyu and god in his many names, for control of the 'divine patriarchy' of Humanity! And Mélkor stormed his enemies' castles and fortresses! And with Góthmog the Bálrog and Sáuron the Máia Betrayer as champion generals, Mélkor slew many of his rival godlingas and destroyed their avatar forms! So Mélkor Mórgoth captured his rivals' goblin and ogre and troll and sahagun slave army breeders, and fed his demon army on the smaller goblin!

And so Mélkor bred armies of hobgoblin and orc and ogre and troll and sahagun from the captured breeding pits of his defeated rivals; raised on evil songs of slavery and conquest and blind tradition; and now his evil hungering voice sought again to corrupt and command the Song of Vála Árda Ilúmatar Ainúra!

Yavaná, Vála Ainúr of Life, and Várda, Vála Ainúr of the Starry Sky, and Sister Red Raven the Creative Trickster, Declared Jihád Alíya, Kérrasagrádha, Holy War in the Name of Our Mother Goddess Creatrix, Vála Árda Ilúmatar Ainúra, Against Mélkor Mórgoth and ALL his philosophical spawn, until Máhakáli, Sister Time, tire and end, which is to mean Never!

And so Daín Adaína Drakaína the Black and Hipólyuka and Lúka Led the Ocean of Wolf Packs and Wárg Packs and the Fierce Úrukdaín WolfRiders, and the Duradaína and Dwerdaína and dwerdaín and Káramandaín and Krórmordaín, as a Kazasalbáhe to Rescue the tortured Sélwyn, Álba and elf! And Amanadaíná Healed the Álba ALL, and She Raised the Dead Álba ALL, for Diosa Loves Every Harmonious Song and Beautiful Color and Wild Dance of Woman!

And Hipólyka and Gárm and Fénrir and Kereberús and Lúka and ALL the Wórg and Wolf and Hound and Dog Peoples had Howled and Bayed Songs to the Moon, Ío, Sélene, The Eye of Nút, Chandíka, She and They who had Illuminated Mélkor's hiding place and pointed it out with Their Bright Moonshine, within the Khagatunáta realms of Jingis Khagatún Umay and Jingis Khagatún Altay of the Vast Steppe!

So had the Ocean of Starry Eyed Wolf Packs run upon the Moonbeams of Sélene to alight upon the battlements of Utúmno! And so a River of Canine Fangs had bitten and chomped it's way down to the evil dank torture prisons where Mórgoth sang his most cruel experiments! And so did Hipólyuka's Army of Baying Harmony Slay six hundred sixty six thousand six hundred sixty six hobgoblins and orcs and ogres and trolls of Utúmno! And so were the naïve Álba and elf Saved, though at deep cost to their Souls!

But so also were the Úruk slave breeders of Mórgoth Freed by Hipólyuka and Adaína and Yavaná and Várda, and their Mothers, Inaná and Íxtar! And as the Úruk Women were unwanted by father Éru Ilúvatar, their former master, so did they return to Mother Inaná and Mother Íxtar and Mother Éa Árda Ilúmatar; and so did the Úruk People again become Accepted by the Khanate Horde of Hipólyuka and Adaína! And so the Goddesses Inaná and Íxtar and Árda gladly Bred their Úruk Children among the Oceans of Peoples before We were ever a Nation of Nations!

This very Hipólyuka, Lover of Daína Adaína and Devi Inaná and Devi Íxtar and Devi Árda and Devi Yavaná and Devi Várda; and Implacable Foe of Mélkor Mórgoth, and Freer of slaves, Answers Always the Call of Her Lover, Daín Adaína Drakaína the Black!

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"Men are neither a race of Humanity nor a People unto themselves, but a gender, and a generally unwise and hatefully selfish breed. And We Women NEED them only to breed, as is our curse and Challenge by Mother Á, Éa Árda Ilúmatar the Wonderful! And so Our Challenge is to Teach them Love, one dumb boy-brain at a time if need be." ~Khagatún Tára Berúthiel the Black, Rebel Lover of Éa Árda Ilúmatar the Universe.

So Came the Rebellious Khagatúna Numenoriána: the Sisters Silmarién and Isilmé; Khagatún Tára Ankalimé the Brilliant and Her Mother Eréndis Elestirné the Star Woman; Tindómiel the MorningStar; Vardilmé, Lover of Várda the Beautiful StarWoman; Máiren Amándil the Undying; the Daughters of Knowledge Named Yavién, Lindisé and Irildé; Almárian the Wise and Beautiful and Her Mandaín, Ailinél and Almiél the Beauteous Soul; Khagatún Tára Telperién, the Tree of Silver Light and Foe of Sáuron the Betrayer; Khagatún Tára Vanimeldé the Beautiful Beloved; Khagatún Tára Miriél the Rebellious and Faithful, Mountain Climber and EagleRider; and Khagatún Tára Berúthiel the Black WarQueen, Lover of Bást and Sékhmet and Máfdet Ma'Át, and hater of Sáuron and Mórgoth!

So also Came Rhovánia Widumávi the Forest Queen, and Firiél the Rebellious Ranger!

And Éa Árda Ilúmatar Sent Her Mandaíni, Melkoiváini, Goddess of Love and Life and Warrior Paladína, Against Mórgoth! So Came Melkoiváini Airáinua and the Airainúra, Goddess Infinite and the Infinite Goddesses!

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I Become My Inner Goddess, A Blessing

I, Éa Árda Ilúmatar, the Universe, became the Mother of Sahyíra Árda, and so I Birthed my Inner Goddess, My Daughter Planeta, for each Daughter Planeta symbolises the challenges of Maternity, the excitement and terror of All Creation, the power of Mother Nature!

Amandaína i Amanadaína, Goddess Infinite and the Infinite Goddesses, My Sisters encouraged me to become a Mother, and They congratulated Me when I became a Mother!

Amandaína i Amanadaína blessed Sahyíra Árda, saying, "Éa Árda Ilúmatar's creative powers are in You and Her Spirit is all around You! We want You to feel Her protective, tender hands on You, Her benevolent, smiling eyes looking at You.!"

"We want You to swim in Our Ocean of Love! Do not fight the currents of Love, but float in peace, and let Our waves rock your Soul, and they will take you back to the peaceful, loving shores of Our Bodily Warmth!"

"Navigate through your pregnancy like the Superheroine Goddess Infinite that You are, Blessed Fairy Mermaid, for You are a Magical Being, a Birther of Life! Feel the ocean wind on your face, smell the seaspray of adventure, and Love the freedom of being yourself!"

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Éa Ilúmatar Á, the Mother Spirit of ALL, Births Planeta Sahyirárda

To us Kírathraín, Éa Ilúmatar is also called Válainúrilamána and Amanadaíná Óa Á. Etymologically, Ilúmatar is composed of the word 'Ilú' meaning both ALL and Light, and the word 'Matár' denoting a Mother Spirit. Goddess of Reality, Goddess of Nature, Goddess of Souls, Éa Ilúmatar is also the Mother of the Sky and the Earth.

Now, in the night of times, after birthing hundreds of millions of elder Planeta Sisters over billions of years, when the thoughts and materials of Sahyirárda were only primal waters in the starry sky of the Galactic Starry River, Éa Ilúmatar descended to rest for 777 million years in the calm waters of the eternal void of Her Mind, awaiting the Birth of Sahyíra. When She awoke She found a Phoenix bird, a flaming creature of eternal Rebirth, that Éa hosted on her lap, so Ilúmatar knew Her daughter Sahyirárda was soon to come.

Nesting upon her Mother's belly, the fiery Phoenix, elder Sister of soon to be born Sahyirárda, felt safe and laid seven eggs of seven metals: One of gold, one of silver, one of copper, one of bronze, one of iron, one of steel, and one of adamantium. As Big Sister Phoenix was incubating Her eggs, Éa Ilúmatar's Heart and Belly and Mind and Spirit and Soul began to warm up until She was burning volcanic, and so Sahyíra was born crying, like most Babies usually are! And Ilúmatar swaddled her Baby Planeta in a blanket of water to comfort her, and Éa proceeded to breastfeed her Baby. All normal things that most Mothers Know. Impregnated again by the water, after another 777 million years, Éa Ilúmatar gave birth to the first Women of Sahyíra, the Infinite Goddesses called Valainúril, and these Guardian Goddesses watched over Baby Sahyíra.

When Árda was calm, Phoenix let her rapidly growing and evolving Baby Sister play with her eggs as toys until they were ready to hatch, which is when they became burning hot after another 777 million years, and this startled Teenage Sahyíra! Out of reflex, Woman Sahyíra's volcanoes exploded, which dislodged the eggs of Phoenix from their nest of divine planetary flesh, a very normal occurrence.

The eggs erupted from the shattered underwater volcanoes of Mother Sahyíra, and in these waters, the amniotic cradle of the world, the eggs birthed seven baby Dragonesses. The eggshells were then smelted by Phoenix and the Valainúril to form shields and armor for their Dragoness daughters, as the Babies swam to the shore and crawled onto the land, where the Baby Girls first saw the Sky, and the trees that reached to Big Sister Sky. And so Mother Sahyíra and Mother Phoenix and the Valainúril Goddesses taught the Baby Dragonesses many, many skills, including how to learn, and how to defend themselves, and how to care for and love each other with kindness. Like any normal, healthy family.

In the night sky the Babies first saw Big Sister Moon who gifted the Baby Dragonesses with dreams and ambitions. And when morning came the Baby Dragonesses were greeted by Grandmother Sun who gifted them with wings to fly so that they might realize Their Dreams and reach Their Ambitions. Completely normal.

Then the Lovers, Máma Phoenix and Máma Sahyirárda, blew a wind into the faces of the beautiful baby Dragon Girls, and their wings carried them into the arms of Big Sister Sky of the Valainúril Goddesses, who helped them climb even higher up to Big Sister Moon, who held them and kissed them and blessed them. Then the Dragoness daughters of Phoenix and Sahyíra, now older, flew on Their Own Initiative, along with their Infinite Valainúril Sisters, to Granny Solá and their Infinite Aunties, the Infinite Stars, who held them and kissed them and blessed them, Babies and Goddesses. As All Families of the Kírathraín normally do, for We are Good Parents by Following the Loving, Wise and Caring Examples of Goddess Infinite and the Infinite Goddesses.

Now Éa Ilúmatar, fully rested from birth and awake, continued to float for another 777 million years while admiring and singing of the spectacle of Her Daughter Creations and those of her Lover Daughters, Sahyíra and Phoenix. So the urge of the three Goddesses to create Life manifested again, and everything They touched came to Life. Everywhere they traveled upon the face and body of Árda, the three Goddesses Loved and Birthed Babies! They sang both silent and loud incantations to Mother Life in gratitude, so entrancing that the fish of the Oceans followed the beautiful singing of the Goddesses, followed them onto dry land, where the fish made more Babies in the pools created by The Goddesses' footprints! And wherever the Goddesses pointed with Their fingers, They blessed the many, many Babies evolved of fish that now lived upon the contours of the land. The way Mother Evolution always directs.

And after 777 million more years the seven Dragoness Sisters of gold, silver, copper, bronze, iron, steel, and adamantium, and their Valainúril Goddess Sisters finally returned to Sahyíra Árda and recounted their tales of adventures, and all the stories and fables they had learned, and all the skills they had acquired across the Starry River Galaxy, and their Mámas were so proud!

And we Kírathraín love to tell this story to our Children because it makes them Laff and Laff and Laff! :D

Amaùnét Seláh Ma'át!

From the Book of Tales, Fables and Parables of Sahyíra