"So, let me get this straight. You had Peter go shopping for you, even though he essentially has hardly any money right now?" Loona asked Blitz as she was slowly reaching her boiling point, it didn't help that Blitz was smiling innocently in the process.

"Whaaat? I gave him enough money."

"What kind of money?"

"Ours."

"YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU DO REALIZE EARTH DOESN'T ACCEPT OUR FORM OF CURRENCY, RIGHT?" Of course, Peter didn't say anything either. he was just too kind for his own good, and now thanks to fucking Blitz he was gonna end up using the rest of his money just to get Blitz his bullshit items.

"You are such a ugh! I'm going to the human world, and I'm gonna find Peter before you essentially bankrupt him you asshole!" She asserted as she angrily stomped out of the house but not before slamming the door shut.

Blitz could only sigh as he slowly stood up, he then did a few stretches before he whistled. "The coast is clear kid." He mentioned outload. Peter then emerged from the kitchen, well mainly the ceiling. "You do realize she's gonna kill you right? Besides, she's gonna be in New York by herself. Are you sure that's safe?"

"No, she won't, she's my adorable bundle of joy! and secondly, I have Millie and Moxxie trailing her. If anything happens then they'll be there to protect her and they'll report in if there is any sign of danger. Then again, those two fucking morons have a high chance of being the danger." Peter just nodded; he really didn't like the idea of lying to Loona but he didn't have much of a choice right now.

"So how did you manage to fool her sense of smell anyways? I take it that's no cake walk. Must've been difficult as shit to pull that off." Even Peter would have a difficult time with fooling her sense of smell.

"Actually, it wasn't that hard. Just messed with my pheromones as to mask them from her sense of smell."

"How'd you pull that shit off?" Blitz was genuinely curious on how he did it.

"I just created a concoction, and boom instant pheromone represent." Peter answered with an accomplished look on his face.

"What did you even use to make it?" That's when Peter deflated a bit as he looked away. "Parker, what the fuck did you use?" Blitz asked as he pointed at Peter.

"I rather not say..." Was all he simply said. "Kid, I swear to the FUCKING circles of hell if it is what I think it is, I will personally off your ass myself!" That's when Peter looked back at Blitz with a straight face.

"I can and have kicked your ass. I really don't think you want to try those odds, Blitz." While Peter was a really forgiving individual, Blitz also learned to never push his buttons either, he learned that the hard way. Not from personal experience but back a year ago when Peter had the symbiote. It was a dark time for everyone involved in that situation. He was just thankful it was over, but he still tried to never push him.

"Uh No." Blitz quickly answered. Peter just nodded as he brought out his phone. "Looks like she's on Earth now."

"How do you know that?" Blitz asked.

"Spider-tracer, they really come in handy." Peter explained with a slight smile as he put his phone in his pocket. "So you're spying on my daughter?"

"Not really, this is just to keep track of her as we get everything all set up!" When Peter put it that way, he guessed it was alright. "Well let's get started then, what are we waiting for kiddo!?" Peter just nodded excitedly as they pulled out the supplies Blitz had hidden around the house. Supplies for what you may ask? For Loonas birthday! It didn't take long for the two to start setting everything up.

Why were they doing this in Blitzs' home? More of a convenience than anything, Millie and Moxxie lived in an apartment, so it'd be kind of small. That he doubted that Moxxie would want to host a party for Loona, for obvious reasons. For whatever reason, Moxxie always seemed to question Peter on why chose Loona out of every girl he knew. Peter only ever answered him with a smile. That only prompted Moxxie to just try and get an actual, and each time he never managed to get one. Now onto the reason why they didn't use Peters apartment, it was even smaller than Moxxies and Millies so that was out of the question. Now Aunt May would have loved to host her birthday, but she was currently on a cruise with Anna Jane so that only left Blitz house. Blitz didn't mind holding the party, especially if it was for his precious baby girl so it ended up working out.

While the guys were working on setting everything up for the party, Loona was currently running ragged around New York as she tried to find any sign of her boyfriend.

"Shit! Why can't I find him?" At this point Loona was starting to grow very agitated from her lack of progress. Who could blame her? She was constantly bumping into people while also receiving cold stares in return because of it. It didn't really matter to her though, in her mind they could all go fuck themselves. She didn't care that they gave her harsh stares, she cared when they constantly berated her beloved, even though he risks life and limb every day for these ungrateful bastards. 'Calm down and stay focused.'

Loona shook her head for a split second as she continued her journey across Manhattan. Right behind her tail though were Mollie and Moxxie. They both had disguises on, Mollie dressing up in a black dress with a sun hat while Moxxie dressed up in a black and white suit. He also wore a fedora to complete his outfit. All In all, they both looked pretty good.

"I gotta hand it to our little boy, he sure has taste, doesn't he?" Millie couldn't help but smiled in delight at the clothes Peter had gotten them. Apparently, he just wanted to give them something nice after everything they both had to for him, that was also they day he had gotten Millie a new axe, made from space material according to what Peter had said, he also mentioned it was a gift from a guy named Tor? Tory? She couldn't remember the name but apparently it was gifted to Peter first, but Peter decided to let her have it since he knew that she would appreciate more than he ever had. He had also given Moxxie tickets to 'The Phantom of the Opera' and they weren't regular tickets either, they were the most expensive ones available. Moxxie tried asking Peter how he managed to get such great tickets, but Peter wouldn't say. The only clue Millie and Moxxie got were when they asked again a month later, and he replied with, "Some Shell head owed me." They never found out who he was referring to.

"He really outdid himself with these clothes, they feel so comfy to be in. I wonder if he made these himself or if he brought them?" He straightened out his suit as they follower Loona from a few feet away, hopefully the noise from the city as well from the nearby humans helped drown out their own voices.

"Oh, I really hope he didn't buy them..Sure he isn't dirt poor, but he isn't loaded with cash either." Millie couldn't help but worry for Peter at times, even though he wasn't their actual son, she couldn't help but worry like he was his mother. Plenty of times both Millie and Moxxie have tried offering him money, but he always refused. He always said he was fine, but they knew that he was lying through his teeth. Sometimes she couldn't help but hate that Peter always lowered himself to such degrading situations.

"Sweetheart, you're zoning out there." Moxxie called out as he grabbed her hand.

"Huh? Oh, sorry Hun. Just thinking." Moxxie squeezed Millies's hand to soothe her.

"Just about Peter and his situation and all." Millie looked at Moxxie with a sad smile, she then turned ahead as she tried to keep an eye on Loona.

"Want to talk about it?" Moxxie knew that whenever it came to Peter, Millie would always fret over him. He couldn't blame her though, even he couldn't understand on why Peter would always fight for others but not himself.

"Maybe some other time Hun." Moxxie just nodded as he once again looked forward.

An hour passed as Loona was now sweating from head to toe due to her running around. Peter was gonna owe her big time for making her sweat like this, not like he didn't do that during their more intimate moments. Where was he? His smell was nowhere and everywhere at the same time. One question she did have though is why she had constantly been smelling Millie and Moxxie? Shouldn't they have been in Hell right now? Unless... She made her way into a nearby alley. As she made her way through the alley, she was able to hear the steps of two people behind her or rather Imps.

"I know you're behind me you dumbasses." Loona called out as she turned around to see the two looking up at her with sheepish grins.

"Why hello Loona, what a coincidence that all three of us just have to be walking in the same alley at the same time huh?" Moxxie really couldn't come up with a good excuse, all he knew that Peter would probably be disappointed in him.

"Yeah, we just wanted a day out on the town ya know? To see the big apple!" Millie did try to help out her husband but all she did was just make the lie even worse than it was. it was telling when Peter was a better liar than these two.

"Alright you two morons, where is my boyfriend?" She raised an eyebrow as she put her hands on her hips. The two Imps just stared at each other as they tried to come up with a decent lie.

"Where. The. Fuck. Is. Peter. Fucking. Parker?" She asked once again with an even fiercer tone, she slightly growled as she said it too. She may still be in her human form but that didn't stop her from growling. Moxxie didn't know what got into him, but he quickly picked up Millie and quickly made a run for it. He hoped that this would buy Peter just a bit more time. Loona stood there dumbfounded for just a second before she registered what just happened and boy was she mad. "GET THE FUCK BACK!" One could only hope Moxxie and Millie would come out of this unscathed, mostly Moxxie.

Back with Peter and Blitz, they were currently putting the final touched to the decorations which thanks to Blitz were quite a lot. Though Peter couldn't exactly blame him, she was his daughter.

"You almost done over there Pete?" Blitz had just finished inflating all the balloons. Most of them being in black and grey.

"Yeah, just about finished here." Peter was in charge of wrapping up all of her presents which weren't a lot but still quite a fair amount. Even Stolas had sent a gift, Peter didn't know what it was, but he still appreciated the thought. Though knowing Stolas, Peter thought it was anything but innocent.

All in all, everything was now ready and in place for the party. He wondered how Millie and Moxxie were doing, maybe he should give them a call.

"Well kiddo, we did it. We are about to throw the most Bombastic party for my little girl!" Peter couldn't help but slightly laugh, Blitz really did love his daughter.

"Well Blitz, let's give M and M a call so they can bring Loona over here for her big surprise party." Peter pulled out his phone and called Moxxies phone but unfortunately for him, he got sent straight to voicemail. 'Weird, maybe his phone died? Let's give Millie a call instead.' He tried to reach Millies phone but instead of the same response. Oh no.

"Blitz, somethings wrong. Neither of them is answering." Peter was slightly started to panic as he began to think of what to do. They couldn't go to Earth; Loona had the grimoire. Wait! Maybe Stolas could help them!

"Kid, they're right outside." Peter then quickly made his way to the front door and looked out through the peephole and sure enough, Loona was right outside with Millie and Moxxie in toll. They were both alright, just slightly embarrassed at having been caught.

"You guys gonna let me in?" Loona called out to both Blitz and Peter. She did not look amused in the slightest. Oh, and did he mention that she was back in her regular form?

Peter looked back at Blitz to which he just nodded. Peter then got an idea as he quickly ordered Blitz to turn off the lights. Once that was down both of them hid behind the couch.

"So how are we supposed to open the door? I mean, we kinda need to be near the fucking thing to open it." Blitz whispered out. He was quickly met with a shush as Peter shot a line of webbing from his wrists as it landed on the lock of the door. He then slowly turned it as to unlock it.

Once it was unlocked, Loona immediately made her way into the house only to be met with absolute darkness.

"I know both of you are here, so why are you hiding from me?" Though she didn't show it, inwardly she felt a bit hurt that Peter was hiding from her. Just as she was about to say something, the lights were turned on. Peter and Blitz then jumped up from behind the sofa with huge grins on their faces, with their arms being up in the air.

"Surprise!" Both of them screamed out with joy in their voices. Loona stared in surprise as her brain was still trying to process on what just happened. The walls were covered with tape that had the moon on it, with its different stages throughout the month. There were balloons everywhere as well, there were even pictures among the wall of her throughout the months. Though the one that caught her eye was the one where Peter was in his Spider-Man suit with her by his side kissing his cheeks as he gave out a peace sign. They were on top of the Empire state building for that one. They had it immediately printed out so they would be able to delete the photo. That was a great day for the both of them and one of her most cherished memories.

"H-How?" She tried to come up with anything comprehensible but failed as both Peter and Blitz walked up to her.

"We had Millie and Moxxie you trail you all day, or rather the better part of a few hours." Peter answered as he gave her a quick kiss on her forehead, though he had to tiptoe a bit due to her height.

"And I had the get you out of the house somehow for us to make this happen for my SPECIAL BABYGIRL! and trust me that is now easy feat, especially when said Babygirl is screaming her head off all because I gave her boyfriend the 'wrong' sort of money. Give me some credit, I'm not that fucking stupid." Blitz could only swoon for his daughter for a moment before he crossed his arms with a frown.

"Anyways, it took Blitz and I about two weeks or so to come up with this and trust me it wasn't easy." Peter rubbed the back of his neck as looked up at his tall lover.

"How did I never notice? I mean I love it and I just want to kiss you all over because of this but how?" She should have been able to hear them or at least have some sort of idea they were doing something like this.

"That was the hard part, I ended up having to create these masks that muffled our talking. Granted it didn't allow us to hear the other quite well, but it worked! Actually, I should probably implement that tech into my suits!" Before Peter could start his mumbling, Loona grabbed him by his face and kissed him. After a few seconds or so, Loona let him go. As they pulled apart from each other, a trail a saliva was left behind as Peter was blushing red.

"Aww, my little Petey is embarrassed!" Millie couldn't help but squeal as she watched her boy smile. Adopted, well semi-adopted boy. Moxxie on the other hand could only shake his head with his own little smile. 'I guess if she makes Peter happy, then I suppose it's alright. I still wonder how he manages to deal with her.'

"Thank you, babe. You too Blitz." Blitz could only gush once more as he went over and hugged his adopted daughter. Loona allowed it, only because of the lengths they went through to do this for her.

"WELL, WHAT ARE WE ALL STILL STANDING AROUNF FOR? LET'S PARTY YOU DAMN FOOLS!" Blitz yelled out, and with that the party began. It was nice actually, even Stolas managed to come. May ended up calling to wish Loona happy birthday, which Loona greatly appreciated. Loona always loved hearing from May after all.

After a bit, Peter pulled out her birthday cake which looked absolutely delicious. She was now twenty-two now, and Devil did she feel old. Not literally but still. She somehow managed to not remember her birthday for yet another year, she blamed Peter for that. Why may you ask? Well for always being on her mind. It sounded fucking cheesy, but it was the truth, the happy truth.

As the night progressed, they ended up playing all sorts of little games that Peter and Blitz came up with. One was pin the tail on the Imp which Stolas took a little too seriously. Blitz was not pleased. Another was called sharpshooter where someone had to manage to hit Peter with a paintball gun. Blitz was more than happy to take that challenge. It ended up with Blitz screaming in anger after countless failed shots. Moxxie on the other hand had managed to land a single hit on the Man, though he mainly did it to spite Blitz.

Now we go onto presents. Millie ended up giving her some new choke collars which she greatly appreciated. Moxxie on the other hand ended up giving her a guitar. It was painted charcoal with the head, pickguard, and the bridge being a silver color. She thanked the both of them for the gifts but she one question. How did Moxxie figure out she wanted a guitar? Must have been Peter. Maybe the Imp wasn't so bad, maybe.

Remember the gift that Stolas had sent that Peter was wrapping up in its box? Well, the present ended up being what Peter thought it would be, sort of. He knew it wouldn't be innocent, but Stolas had basically blown all of Peter's expectations away. It was a book called 'Position of the day' and it was exactly what someone would think it would be. The reactions were to be expected, Both Loona and Peter were blushing like crazy, but Loona was internally thanking Stolas for the great gift. Millie was teasing both of the love bird while Moxxie could only groan in disappointment. and Blitz?

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU MORON?"

"Calm down Blitzy, I'm only trying to help spice up the bedroom is all. You can't tell me that they haven't gone at it like the animals they are. I mean just look at them, they basically know every inch of each other." Stolas teased as both Loona and Peter turned to look away from each other, though they were holding hands while doing so.

"But..But..She's my BABYGIRL!"

"OH, hush Blitzy, let them be. They're young adults! Let them enjoy their youth." Blitz could only look at Peter and Loona before looking down at the ground. 'He's right. I just..have to learn how to accept her growing up. Besides, she's in good hands with the kid.' He looked up and gave a small smile to his daughter. Though he really didn't want to hear how Peter basically fucked his daughter.

Blitz then handed his gift to Loona. She then carefully opened up and saw that it was a photo, it was when he first adopted her. "Blitz..I-"

"You don't have to say anything sweetheart, just know that the day I adopted you was the happiest day of my life." Loona felt like crying but she held her tears back as she tried to put on a front. She never really liked to cry after all. For once, she was the one that ended up hugging Blitz first. He returned it wholeheartedly as they father and daughter due held each other for a few moments.

Everyone looked at them with smiles oof delight and warmth on their faces, even Moxxie. Loona and Blitz then let go as Loona wiped her small tears away. "Thanks Blitz."

"I'm glad you liked it sweetheart." He then looked over at Peter. "Your turn kid." He then urged Peter to get his gift as he gave Peter a slap on the back. That ended up earning Blitz a slight glare, but Blitz just gave a thumbs up, or a middle finger? It didn't matter, right now all that mattered is Loona liking her gift which he desperately hoped she did.

"What'd you get me big guy?" She teased as she winked at the poor young man. He walked over towards the table as he grabbed a small silver box. He then walked over to her and held it out. She picked it from his hands in a gentle man as she stared at it. "Go ahead, open it."

She obliged as she slowly opened the box, and once she fully opened and saw what was inside, she immediately started tearing up once again. It was a key.

"I figured since you basically visit me on a daily basis, and you already have at least half your clothes there...Well I thought we might as make it official." He grinned as Lonna continued to stare at the key which slightly worried Peter that she may not have liked it. "Y-you don't have to move in with me if you don-mph!" Loonas lips met Peter as she intertwined their fingers after putting the box down.

After a few moments they separated. "Does that answer your question?" She gave him a wink as they both heard a cough. They turned to look over at their fellow friends. "If you guys are gonna keep doing that, then at least get a room." Moxxie commented with an annoyed look.

"Oh shove it you prude, you and Millie do worse." Loona flipped him off as Moxxie started to sputter. She then looked right back at Peter. "So, I guess that means that I'm moving to Earth with you."

"Yeah, I guess you are." They snuggled their noses together for a moment before separating. Loona then looked over at Blitz who had a sad smile.

"And you're okay with this?" She would assume that he would have fought against the idea.

"When I first heard of the idea, I was. I immediately declined Parker; I mean you are my baby girl after all."

"He did, quite rude about it too. Even some of my villains aren't that rude to me and they actively try to kill me on a daily basis." Blitz just glared at Peter for a moment before he continued after being interrupted. "But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I had to finally let you go. To let you be your own person, to actually let you make your own choices. And with Peter by your side, well I don't have to worry about you as much. Which reminds me." He then turned to look at Peter.

"YOU SO MUCH AS LET HER GET A SCRATCH AND I'LL OFF YOUR ASS SO FAST!" Peter just nodded as he held onto Loonas hand.

"I promise on my life that I would sooner die than ever let her get hurt." Loona frowned at that as she made a mental note to talk to him about that after they went home. Home. He was her home, both figuratively and literally now. She smiled fondly at the thought. She then shook her head as she got back into reality.

"Loony, just know that you will always have a home here."

"Thanks Blitz and thank you for everything that you've done for me. Even though I give you shit most of the time, I still owe you for looking out for me for those few years." Moxxie just looked perplexed as he looked at Loona. 'How in the FUCK, did Peter change her this much!' Hey didn't understand. In reality however, it was the work of both Peter and May, Peter with his unconditional love and support, and May with her motherly wisdom, and patience.

"You're welcome, Sweetheart. Anything for you. Now, with all the emotions out of the way...LET'S CONTINUE THIS BITCH!" Everyone cheered besides Peter, he just laughed and shook his head. As the night finally came to a close, everyone started to say their goodbyes. First with Stolas, he once again wished Loona a happy birthday and before he left, she quickly thanked him for the gift. Also, apparently Blitz was supposed to be joining him on his way home, so Blitz was next. He locked his house before hand, and he began to say his goodbyes. "Loony, Peter. Take care you two, also just because you're moving to Earth doesn't mean you can skip out on your job, so with that being said." He gave her a necklace with a blue stone in the middle of it.

"Um Blitz, what's this?" She asked as both she and Petere inspected it.

"Apparently it's imbued with Stolas' magic, so it'll create a portal that allows you to go to Earth and come back no problemo." Blitz explained. "He did say you have to at least visit him once a month to get it recharged so keep that in mind. That way, you won't be having to carry that grimoire around all the time. That and we sort of need it to do our fucking jobs so there's that."

"Well tell Stolas I said I appreciate it." Blitz nodded as he gave both of them one last hug. "Take care my little pup. See you at work on Monday, but until then enjoy the human realm." And with that he got into his car and drove off. Millie and Moxxie were up next.

"I can't believe you two are gonna be living together now! Oh gosh I can already imagine all my grandbabies!" Mollie screamed with excitement.

"They're not getting married Millie, though they might as well tie the knot at this point." He hinted towards Peter, who managed to get the message as dense as he was at times.

"But Moxxie!" Millie protested with a pout.

"He isn't even our kid, even though we treat if he was." He pointed out.

"If it makes you feel any better, you guys are against some steep competition. Sorry to say that May and Ben just can't be surpassed."

"We know that sweetheart, and I promise that we won't ever try to replace them. We just want you to know that we see you as ours and, in a way, you really made us feel like parents. So just know that we love you and we will always want the best for you." Millie finished as she went over and hugged Peter.

"While you may not be our, 'child' I can't deny that I haven't ever seen you as not our son." Moxxie joined them in the hug as Millie brought Loona into the fold.

"Like Blitz asked Peter take care of you, I ask that you take care of Peter." Loona just nodded as she tried not to get too involved in the group hug.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure to kick anyone's ass if they ever hurt my little spider." He really did pray for his villains, if they thought he was ruthless just wait till they meet Loona.

Millie just looked at Loona with gratitude as she and Moxxie once again said their goodbyes and began to walk away. This just left both Loona and Peter to their lonesome.

"Thank you for everything today babe, I... I really do appreciate everything you do for me." She put her head on the top of his head affectionately.

"You're welcome my little pup, anything for you. I am still surprised that you forgot that today was your birthday. That made things so much easier!" He smiled as she just scoffed. "I blame you." Peter just snickered as he felt her arms wrap around him. "I take it you're ready to go home?" He asked her.

"Mhm."

"Then let's go home!" With that Loona used the necklace to open a portal to Earth. They both stepped inside as the portal closed behind them, they were now ready to officially start their life together once anew.

And with that comes the end of the one shots! Why may you ask? Well, it's because now I am officially able to start with the events of the canon timeline! for those of you who may not know, Loona is twenty-two in the events of 'Helluva Boss' So I had to wait to be able to write those events but now with her being her canon age, I am now able to start those events. Now onto the questions.

1. Why did I make Peter seventeen? Well, it's because I wanted him to still have a bit of naivety to him so that way, he would befriend the I.M.P squad along with Loona a lot easier. That and I just love the thought of Loona being both older and taller than Peter. Fun fact, he teases her a lot about the age gap, going as far as to call her a cougar.

2. Which Spider-Man am I writing? Well, he's a bit of combination of all of them. I want to include something from each of the source materials that I'm using so that's gonna be fun to figure out.

3. Loona has taken Peter to Hell before, and no he isn't tied to one ring. That's because he's technically still alive, so the rules of the sinners don't apply to him, so he's freely allowed to move throughout the rings. In my version at least. Not sure how it is in canon.

4. I can try and make the chapters longer, but with work and college, it is a bit of a challenge, but I will try my best.

Now for some fun facts. Blitz has a genuine fear of May, why? I won't say for now. Peter also had a bit of a falling out with Blitz back when Peter still had the symbiote, but not just with Blitz, but with Millie and Moxxie as well. While he did patch things up with Millie and Moxxie, Peter still hasn't completely reconciled with Blitz and that's due to Blitz saying something harsh about a certain someone. I'm not sure if you guys want to see this story but if you guys do just let me know. Anyways with that being said, hope you guys enjoyed this last one-shot and be on the lookout for the new story! Hope you guys have a great rest of your day!