Oh, Lord! Not another one! Huh? Oh yeah, the disclaimer.
D I S C L A I M E R: The Animorphs do not belong to me, they belong to K. A. Applegate: the beloved lord of Animorphs. Sorry to people who may be offended by this lousy use of words called a 'parody' and sorry if you're in here and you're offended by it. The following people may be upset with me after this is over:
Forlay, Kyra, the monkey who break dances, the tanned banana, the owners of Madlibs 'R' Us, *NSYNC fans, POKEMON fans, Teague, PikaCheeka, the Animorphs, (all of which are gonna kill me after I'm done with this) and anyone else who's in this story.
I don't mean to hurt anyone. *Puts on a puppy dog face* So please don't hurt me. Pleeeease. I'm just an innocent *Yeah right* fan fiction writer.
If you think you're brave enough -and clever enough- to handle my demented mind, then enter, and experience the mind-boggling lack of intelligence that is...
The Insanity 4
The Parody Continues
Starseeker was, again, in Cassie (Ding!)'s barn. Hey, I said Cassie (Ding!) not ding! Huh? What the hell's going on?" Starseeker asked.
"We can't tell our last names genius." Jake told her.
"I can tell my name at least! It's (Ding!) (Dong!) Oh, so I can't say my real name at all?!"
"It's one of the laws of Fan Fiction...uh...fan fiction-ness." Forlay told her.
"Where'd you come from?"
"I have omnipotent fan fiction powers, of course! I can do anything." Forlay said.
"Oh really? Can you make a banana talk as it sunbathes in Alaska?"
"Sure."
"How about...making a monkey dance in front of Madlibs 'R' Us while a taco sings 'Yankee Doodle Dandy?' "
"No problem." Forlay told her.
"Then can you give me omnipotent fan fiction powers?" Starseeker asked.
"Nope. 'Fraid not."
"Damnit!"
"I mean, who knows what an insane person like you would do with them? You're...you're..." Forlay looked at Starseeker and trailed off. A dark shadow seemed to cover Starseeker's face, and she frowned in an unsettling way. Forlay quickly zapped herself out of the room.
"I love looking dark and scary!" Starseeker said.
"You are dark and scary." Marco told her.
"Watch it or I'll sick my friend Angie on you! You're the type of guy who she'd love to go out with."
"Cool." Marco said.
"...And then she'd dump you for someone who's tall, dark and handsome. Plus, Angie's almost as insane as I am." Starseeker continued.
"Why me?"
"Because you're a walking punchline?" Rachel asked.
Just then the doorbell rang.
Which was odd because the barn didn't have a doorbell.
Or a door.
"Special delivery for...Kyra!" The guy at the entrance said. Starseeker went over to him and noticed that the box said 'Omnipotent Fan Fiction Powers: FRAGILE.'
"Hi there!" Star said.
"You Kyra? I have a delivery from the IFFH."
"Huh? Oh...yeah, I'm Kyra."
"Then could you sign here, here, here, here, here, there, right there, here, here, here, here, fingerprint there, and initial there." Starseeker did all of the above and grabbed the box.
"You're not Kyra." Rachel said as the guy left.
"So? Now I have fan fiction powers! I can do whatever I want!" But then the weirdest thing happened: Kyra walked in.
"Hey guys. Did something from the International Fan Fiction Headquarters come for me?" Starseeker looked at the box and hid it behind her back.
"K-Kyra! What're you doing h-h-h-h-h-here?"
"A package was supposed to be here for me. Starseeker, what the hell's behind your back?" Starseeker backed up as Kyra stalked towards her. "That better not be..."
"I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it's not! I-it's for me!" Kyra ran behind Starseeker and yanked the box out of her hands.
"A-HA! This is mine! You lying, filthy, little..." She opened the box and took out a ball. "It's one of those stress thingies!" She squeezed it, immediately gaining her omnipotent powers. She threw the box at Starseeker, hitting her on the head. While Kyra squeezed the stress thingy to get her powers, Starseeker ran out of the barn. She looked behind her and ran right into a tree.
"Pika!" Something said from beside her. She dizzily looked at it. A little yellow rat.
"YAAH! I! HATE! RATSSSS!" She ran, and then came back and stomped the hairy little rodent.
"Pi....kaaa...chu..." It said as it died.
"Oh my God! You killed Pikachu!"
"Hey dude, who's Pikachu?"
"I dunno man, let's lose these morons. We don't get paid enough for cameos!" Two little sets of feet ran off.
"There go the sound effects!" Starseeker mumbled.
"Starseeker! I gotta talk to you!" PikaCheeka said. Starseeker ran from him/her/it. "Hey, wait! I was just askin' if you'd put me in one of these things." Starseeker stopped.
"Uh...you're not even a writer."
"Yeah, but the reviewers gotta get credit too. C'mon..." PikaCheeka didn't have time to finish, because Kyra walked out and zapped PikaCheeka to...er...somewhere. The doorbell rang again.
Even though Starseeker and Kyra were in the middle of nowhere, where no doorbell could possibly hope to survive.
They didn't know how they got there either.
"Hey! Delivery for Starseeker!" Starseeker grabbed the box out of the delivery person's hands and ran. She ran back to Cassie's barn. There, she opened the box, marked 'Fan Fiction Powers' and threw the box.
...It hit Teague in the process.
"Hey! What'd you do that for?!" Teague yelled.
"'Cause I wanted to, that's why."
"Oh, okay." Starseeker looked inside. There was a bottle of green goo and a note. Drink the nasty, ugly green goo to receive fanfic powers, was what the note said.
"Oh, so Kyra gets a stress thingie and I get goo?" She cringed and gulped down the goo.
"Eeew!" Teague said. Starseeker decided that Teague didn't need to be in the pointless waste of space that was a pathetic excuse for a parody so she sang the 'Yankee Doodle' song and then tap danced, and Teague was gone.
"I am the singing tap dancer of doom!" Starseeker said happily. She tapped along to the beat of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' and PikaCheeka -who was about to run into the barn- disappeared.
"You've gone nuts." Marco muttered.
"Watch it shorty. I may have to sing...or worse." Starseeker grinned.
"No! Please don't sing!" Marco begged.
"Hey, my singing's good!" She frowned, snapped, and a CD player appeared. She put on a pair of headphones with a portable radio. Then she turned on the CD and left the barn. All she could hear was the faint sounds of screaming mixed with the bad lip synched lyrics of *NSYNC.
The...uh...um...oh yeah!
*A little Chihuahua runs by with a sign strapped to its side that says...*
THE END!
"Woah! Wait a gosh dern minute! I wasn't in this and it's my barn!" Cassie yelled.
I wasn't here either! Tobias added.
Prince Jake, make her put us in the next one! Ax pleaded with Jake.
"Hehe, Jake, Make, that rhymes! Oh, sorry Ax-man. There's noting I can do. She's the one with the omnipotent fan fiction powers." The remaining Animorphs appeared, they sang 'O Beautiful' for no apparent reason since this is, after all, a cheap imitation of a parody. The set began to fall apart and the fan fic ended. Everyone yells "Hooray!"
THE END!!!
*A/N* This'll be hard to believe but...I'm going to try and hold off of parodies for jussssst a little while. I'm trying to work on a serious Ani-Fic. *Everyone gasps* What, you're so surprised? This fic's turning out well so far. Anyhow, when my parody series continues, I will have the next episode of 'Animorphs Deathmatch.' So until then...
(DIIIING!!!)