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And I realized I never finished this one-shot series, so now I'm putting out the last one-shot for this after over a year, time to end this.
Thanks a lot to Brainstorm Sorcerer for his help with this idea.
Also, Spike has his soul here. How? Don't care, he just does.
"I trust you will take care of him, Buffy", Giles said, as he and Jenny handed their baby named 'Daniel' to Buffy, who held him in her arms.
"Of course I will, I have taken care of Dawn when she was a baby", Buffy shrugged. "Of course now I have to take care of two children, but shouldn't be too hard."
"Thank you, Buffy, see you later", Jenny told her, walking off with Giles as Buffy cooed over baby Daniel.
A while later, Spike was on the couch, watching 'Passions', and Buffy had the baby in her arm, as Dawn asked. "Can I play with him?"
"Not right now, Dawnie", Buffy shook her head.
"You said that the last 10 times too!" Dawn whined. "You just don't want to leave the baby with me, do you?"
"Better let the nibblet have her time with the nipper, luv", Spike quipped as Buffy simply groaned.
Before she could come up with an excuse, someone suddenly kicked the door, and they turned to see a Demon with horns, as it marched towards them, growling.
Dawn screamed as Buffy sighed. "Just what I needed." The Demon took a swing at her as Buffy held the baby away in one hand before kicking it hard, sending it back, and then before it could recover, punched it with her other fist, making it fall down as well.
It started getting up, but Buffy held the baby away and spin kicked the Demon hard, making him twirl and fall down again.
This time, it kicked Buffy's knees, making her fall down, but her grip on the baby was tight. She then kicked the Demon, making him stagger back, and taking the opportunity, Spike leapt at it from behind, and snapped its neck, making it fall down while he cracked his knuckles.
"Now that's done", Spike quipped, as Buffy got up with the baby.
"That sucked", Dawn muttered.
Later
Giles and Jenny looked at the mess the house was in, while holding their baby, as Buffy apologized. "Sorry, had no idea it'd attack in my home."
"The bloke's gone though", Spike added with a smirk.
"We get it, Buffy", Giles assured her. "But, due to this incident, we cannot leave the baby with you again, as more incidents like this might happen."
"No offense", Jenny added.
Now, Giles and Jenny handed their baby to Xander and Anya, as the former said. "We hope you do not mind us dumping him on you."
"Oh no, we got it handled", Xander assured Giles.
"We'll be back later", Jenny added, leaving with Giles as Xander and Anya looked at the baby.
Later
Anya was annoyed by the baby's crying. "Oh come on! They didn't say there'd be this much crying! Like-"
"He's a baby, An. He's supposed to cry", Xander told her, as Anya sighed.
"This sucks."
A while later, Xander saw Anya and the baby both laughing, as Anya told Xander. "He's so adorable when he laughs, Xander. Like when he laughs with me, its so adorable."
"I knew you'd love him", Xander told her.
"Oh yeah, we should have one", Anya said, making Xander pale now, but Anya didn't notice that as she continued talking. "Like, first a boy, then a girl, then a set of twins-"
And like that, Xander continued paling as Anya continued talking.
Soon, the two had taken the baby out in the stroller, and were now sitting down for lunch, with Xander going to get the meal.
When he returned, he saw the stroller next to Anya was empty. "Uhh, An?"
Anya looked next to her and eyes widened. "Oh….come on! He was just here!"
"Damn it!" Xander said.
Many adventures and stunts (performed by Xander where Anya acted as moral support) later, the two finally got the baby back, with Xander on the ground, crawling in pain, as Anya picked up the baby and commented. "That was easy. Let's do it again."
If looks could kill, not even Anya's demon wish powers could have saved her from Xander.
So next time, Giles and Jenny left their baby with Willow and Tara, as the latter said. "We trust the two of you will handle him best."
"Indeed, you are very responsible", Giles said as well.
"We won't disappoint", Tara assured.
"Yep, he's in safe hands", Willow added.
A while later, the baby was in his stroller, as Miss Kitty Fantastico sat next to him, purring, while the baby was running his hand through her fur, and she licked his hand, making him giggle.
"You two look so adorable", Willow said, while reading spells to the baby from her spell book to pass both of their times. "So, you need to mix-"
"Stop!" Tara cried out as she came next to Willow.
"What?"
"I don't think we should expose a child to magic so soon", Tara, told Willow, who realized she was right.
"Good point."
Giles and Jenny took their baby back from Willow and Tara as the latter said. "Thank you for doing such a good job."
"Indeed, it is commendable", Giles added, both Witches nodding.
"Our pleasure", Tara assured.
"Yeah, would love to do it again", Willow said too.
Later, Giles and Jenny were unwinding in their place, with the baby in his room, when an explosion happened in there.
"What the…..?" Jenny and Giles both ran into their baby's room, only to see him unharmed in the middle of where the explosion had happened.
The baby smiled goofily at his parents as they connected the dots and came to horrifying conclusion.
"Please tell me Willow did not teach our 5 months old son magic?"
"I can't say it for fear it'd be true."
"…Let's try to get only Tara next time."
And that's the final one-shot in this series done, its over now.
Xander's and Anya's shenanigans in trying to get the baby back would have been like 'Baby's Day Out'.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.