Hello and welcome to my fanfiction about my favorite TV show Dragon Ballz. I worked very hard on it so please like and subscribe.
Once upon a time there were the dragons and the dragons all had balls. And you might be wondering "wait a minute wouldn't only the guy dragons have balls?" and you would be right because all of the dragons were guys. This made all of the dragons sad because there were too many guy dragons and not any girl dragons. One could say there were too many dragon-balls.
Well as it turns out there was a secret magical power in the universe, one that had existed since the beginning of creation itself. It was called the Kamala-Harris-Ha and it was said to grant the user five wishes if they could harness the power of the seven chaos orbs of not-ballness. It was only with the power of not-ballness that the dragons could make girl dragons in order to copulate to reproduce and thusly sustain the population of their entire species.
But the power of the Kamala-Harris-Ha was very elusive and so it took awhile for the dragons to find the chaos orbs. In the meantime there was this new invention called humans. They were pretty cool. They stood on two legs instead of four and did stuff like live in houses and invent cigarettes. Then God came out with a newer model called Saiyans and they were just like humans but they had tails and were also all libertarians. Pretty soon the Saiyans had cornered the planet retail market and the economy was all downhill from there.
But anyway, the dragons got all the orbs and performed the ritual and all that stuff and they summoned the power of Kamala-Harris-Ha. So then Kamala Harris herself descended from the sky and gave the dragons the power to create girl dragons, but not too many because then they might want to vote, and then she left. And then the dragons were like "cool, let's get us some bitches". But then one dragon who was smarter than the rest (his name was Kami, everybody say hi to Kami) realized that by using the power of Kamala-Harris-Ha they had opened the doorway for other famous politicians to enter their reality. He cautioned the other dragons, but didn't successfully warn them because they were all down bad and just really wanted to "get some" (IDK what that means but I hear people say it a lot).
So the dragons all made girlfriends for themselves except for Kami because it turns out he's an alien or something like that. And then the dragon balls finally were not all dried out and the world was saved. (But not really cause there's still more chapters)