An edit of "Jagerwomb", with a slight… deviation. That was unintentional, I promise.
Yo, I'm Hikigaya Hachiman; an ordinary student who loves Komachi, Totsuka and my beloved Max Coffee.
I am living a peaceful and tranquil life during the third semester of my second year in school, but…
"Hikki…"
"Hikigaya-kun..."
"Senpai!"
"Hikigaya…"
"Hikio…"
"Onii-chan…"
Yuigahama, Yukinoshita, Isshiki, Kawasaki, Miura and Komachi stood there, staring at me with such lovestruck expressions.
"Just my luck!!!"
…I accidentally made a harem, and here's how.
"Wake up, Onii-chan! Breakfast is ready!"
Morning was always a catastrophe to humanity. It is the same thing as getting your country nuked twice when it comes on how sudden it is, but thanks to my cute beloved sister, Komachi, all of it was negated.
"An angel…"
Komachi facepalmed. "You are creepily disgusting, you know?"
Guh!
"Such thoughts won't work on Komachi, yet still, is indeed an angel." I rose from the bed and patted her head.
"Your meal is getting cold, so get up quick and not be late!" She said she trotted away down the stairs.
"My sister would be a good wife, I'd like to see who her future husband would be…"
I then went downstairs too, and as I ate breakfast, I noticed something on the news on television. Or rather, on my vision.
Blurry…
Since joining the Service Club, too much has happened that I have been staying up late for exams and felt my eyes deteriorating as of late. This wasn't bad back then and I really needed glasses to wear with.
At first, I was hesitant because I was told that my eyes were rotten and the glasses would magnify the zombie look. But after learning a terrifying truth about contact lenses and it was getting to the point where my sight of vision was getting obstructed, I made up my mind.
"If I wear glasses, what would my eyes look like?" I nonchalantly asked.
"What's wrong? Onii-chan?" Komachi looked concerned.
"My eyes are losing their quality, to the point where it's hard to see things."
"You'll be fine?"
"I think. Can you come with me and go buy some glasses after school?"
Slam!
"I'll go with you! Komachi will pick
the perfect one for you!" She proudly announced as her eyes shone brighter than before.
"Okay, okay. Meet me at the Lalaport after school, and don't forget to wipe up that miso soup you spilled later." I stood up.
"Roger!"
As promised, I'm at Lalaport with Komachi, looking for something good from an optical store.
Although I realized something…
"How about this, Onii-chan?" Komachi handed me a pair of black square-framed glasses that matched my aura.
This feels like I am bringing my little sister just because I didn't know which one is better.
How morally degrading!
"Hmm, this is quite a nice one."
"!?!?"
I tried putting it on and Komachi's eyes widened and fell in stunned stupor.
"Hey? What's up?"
Asking as I waved my hand, which successfully snapped her out of it.
"I-It looks good on you!"
"Really? I'm worried they'll make fun of me again, maybe I shouldn't-"
"No, Onii-chan! You should! I wouldn't want my brother to be in another accident, besides, you will get some-"
"I'll get it." I replied as I headed towards the counter.
"Aye aye, sir!"
…
Komachi insisted that I wear them so I could get used to them, but I didn't, and went home instead.
For some reason, Komachi's face was red but the thought of going to school tomorrow is making me depressed…
Lying down, I closed my eyelids. Wishing for the worst events not to happen.
Reaching my room, I shut the door and fell down on the floor.
Who is this guy?!
Ba-dump!
My brother's eyes are healed! He became a handsome man with crisp and dignified eyes!
Ba-dump!
I originally thought he only had a well-defined face, nose, jawline and reasonable figure, but now that he wears glasses, he looks really cool! That earns a lot of points!
I clutched my overbeating chest.
But it is going to be tough to look at him now…